Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

I don't know...

 

[Lichen2CU]

HI NC... it's good to see you....

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I don't know...

Your job will still suck… a bit risqué

 

[Lichen2CU]

...Only a bit... How are you doing? I see the jokes you leave behind, but rarely you..

 

[Lichen2CU]

And... dang... now I have to go.... It was good to almost chat with you...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I’m doing great! I don’t get on here as much. How are you?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Have a great night!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Where do the "bad tacos" go?

(Taco Hell...)

 

[SissyBrandi19]

What do you call cumming in a woman's mouth?

Loading the dishwasher.

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call cumming in a woman's mouth?

Loading the dishwasher.

... Did not see that... cumming....

 

[softbird]

What do you call cumming in a woman's mouth?

Loading the dishwasher.

I would have said feeding the compost.. but

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hello, softbird... A pleasure to see you...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

 

[Lichen2CU]

...... Hi NC - great to see you here again!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hi! It’s been a while. Hope you are doing well!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract…

 

[softbird]

Hello, softbird... A pleasure to see you...

Thank you...it seems your perseverance has paid off...

 

[Lichen2CU]

It HAS been a while. I'm well and I hope you are too...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Thank you...it seems your perseverance has paid off...

In what way has my pervert-serance paid off the most, do you think?

 

[softbird]

In what way has my pervert-serance paid off the most, do you think?

People actually talk to you?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s the difference between a nun in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul… the other has soap in her hole.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes. Rarely. Do you find that surprising?

 

[Lichen2CU]

What’s the difference between a nun in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul… the other has soap in her hole.

... or very likely "holes"

 

[softbird]

Yes. Rarely. Do you find that surprising?

I'm only being silly...I know nothing of you to judge...It's lovely to meet you

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes. Rarely. Do you find that surprising?

I'm only being silly...I know nothing of you to judge...It's lovely to meet you

...I assumed you'd already figured out that I'm exactly what NO ONE is looking for...