New Milestones Thread
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MillieDynamite
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I passed a milestone last night. Damn, was it painful, three times the size of a kidney stone.
onehitwanda
Venatrix Lacrimosal
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You're supposed to lick it until it dissolves, not swallow it whole.
Actingup
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Now you’re just living the ridiculously plausible dream…
lovecraft68
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I currently have the #43/#44 most favorited stories of all time.
ShelbyDawn57
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Yeah, I'm looking at that ~2 to 3 million views on them, too. Nice.
SissyBrandi19
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Well I just finished my newest book (non-fiction humor) and am sending it to the beta reader! 17 chapters, ~46,000 words (which is slightly above the average length for this genre, as the style is an anthology of essays).
TheLobster
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Mfer got twice as many views on a single story as I have on my entire catalog, and half of it is T/I, too
Rob_Royale
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Noticed the same thing, but he's been at this for a while. He's also a 'passable' writer.Mfer got twice as many views on a single story as I have on my entire catalog, and half of it is T/I, too
LydaMarbanks
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Old hat to most of you here, but my first story went up this week and I've already gotten a positive comment.
Ch. 2 is pending, by the way. But <72 hours so I'm just sitting tight.
Ch. 2 is pending, by the way. But <72 hours so I'm just sitting tight.
MelissaBaby
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That's the biggest milestone of all.
I’m sorry, Ridiculously Plausible was the v.1.03 standard and had been deprecated.
The current, v.2.3.7 standards call for Plausibly Ridiculous.
Actingup
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“As always, if you are looking for realism, move on. I aspire to ridiculous plausibility”
I’m so confused…
Five_Inch_Heels
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I'm at 400.
I anticipated it might be plausible to hit 500 after this contest based on past contest count increases.
However, considering the slow response, I now consider that possibility ridiculous.
I anticipated it might be plausible to hit 500 after this contest based on past contest count increases.
However, considering the slow response, I now consider that possibility ridiculous.
TheLobster
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I suppose that’s kind of a milestone…?
Basically, counting my recent entry into the summer contest, I’m now up to 10 categories where I’ve posted story which attained a red-H. This latest one is in First Time.
(I’ve got more than 10 categories covered in total, but my attempts at E&V, R/NC and Romance have fallen short of getting the badge).
Basically, counting my recent entry into the summer contest, I’m now up to 10 categories where I’ve posted story which attained a red-H. This latest one is in First Time.
(I’ve got more than 10 categories covered in total, but my attempts at E&V, R/NC and Romance have fallen short of getting the badge).
Five_Inch_Heels
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Self imposed milestone of sorts. Went from a bunch of comments to None. 0
PennyThompson
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I think you should step away from your screen and go take a walk, you're crashing out right now and I'm worried you'll end up doing something to your work or your account that you might regret later and not be able to undo
Five_Inch_Heels
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Hey, maybe a nosy fat dog will eat my stories too.
lovecraft68
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You do you, but couple of things you should consider. First, I don't know what happened with you and this Fatdog person, I don't want to, but you're giving them a win every time you mention it and you sound like a tantrum taking teen. (Ah, alliteration in the mighty marvel manner!)
Which sets up my next point. Not accepting comments, deleting the ones you had is not just cutting your nose off to spite your face but its a slap in the face to the readers who took the time to leave those comments.
When people see you don't take comments they can get put off and not read your work.
Things you should think about, and when you're not angry.
Back in 2012 I came very close to removing the thirty or so stories I had at the time over some sketchy bullshit that happened here. I decided to give myself one week to think about it and ended up staying and took a different form of payback. Had I pulled the hissy and left, I wouldnt have all the success I've enjoyed here and most likely nowhere near the base I have in the selling market.
So don't take this as snark, I've legit been there, and TBH over the years I've had a couple of similar "Yeah, I'm done here" thoughts, but never acted on it.
Five_Inch_Heels
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I have no misconceptions of people liking anything I do.
Kumquatqueen
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My review of sex toys finally got posted after a 17-day wait, with one reminder to Laurel on day 14. I've never had to wait more than 48 hours before, except for one that did get stuck and was posted within a couple hours of sending a message.
Proof that delays aren't just affecting new authors, I suppose.
Proof that delays aren't just affecting new authors, I suppose.
Sorry, an earlier standard was applied to the introduction of Bikini Gym. Why the anachronistic construction? Time is a construct. It’s a whole thing. I’m not getting into it here...
FrancesScott
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Lightskirt is very well written.
