🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Nominating @StillRain for being a lazy wanker.

Resurrected the nominations back in April and still hasn’t made any fucking awards. Useless cunt


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Wanker of Whenever.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

*whispers* Is it safe now?

 

[cheekygirl75]

*whispers* Is it safe now?

Nominated for being too scared to nominate anyone

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for being too scared to nominate anyone

I'm bad at award speeches. Ask anyone.

 

[Bry1313]

*whispers* Is it safe now?

 

[Apisto42]

*whispers* Is it safe now?

It’s never safe.

You wanker.

Nominated.

 

[InThe312]

I'm bad at award speeches. Ask anyone.

If there was an award for being the most useless at acceptance speeches, you would have also won that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nominated for giving out unauthorized awards

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for giving out unauthorized awards

How very dare you.

Nominated for spurious nominations.

 

[Apisto42]

How very dare you.

Nominated for spurious nominations.

Nominated for nominating @cheekygirl75. She causes wanking, but is not a wanker. There’s a difference.

 

[InThe312]

A whole quarter has gone by and we haven't had a new wanker? Who's running this thing?

 

[AmberLGreen]

A whole quarter has gone by and we haven't had a new wanker? Who's running this thing?

In fairness, you haven’t been around so there has been nobody to nominate

 

[InThe312]

In fairness, you haven’t been around so there has been nobody to nominate

Fair.

But also, I don't think I led too many nomination standings.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fair.

But also, I don't think I led too many nomination standings.

When you and the Mrs start showing up more, I will make sure you get plenty of nominations

 

[Jodaily]

i could be in the running for such an auspicious award, having never wanked once in my life.

 

[InThe312]

i could be in the running for such an auspicious award, having never wanked once in my life.

You have nearly 7000 posts, certainly you've been a wanker at some point.

 

[LilKitKat]

I nominate @justanormaldude87 for trying to dox me, possibly for trying to dox spicybean with a duplicate fake account, for pouring gasoline on a fire in my thread and bean's thread...so much so that me, her and several other people reported him and he got banned.
FUCKING WANKER

and if you mean...horniest mofo...I nominate @DestinyDevil for being one horny n crazy wanking guy! hahaha...
hope yer not offended my guy!

 

[Jodaily]

You have nearly 7000 posts, certainly you've been a wanker at some point.

Ahem, certainly not, never once. Multiple times maybe, but never once.

 

[Bettytheboo]

Do you have to have a penis to be a wanker? Just asking for a friend you understand.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Do you have to have a penis to be a wanker? Just asking for a friend you understand.

I"m almost certain that you definitely don't have to be in possession of a penis to qualify here.

 

[Bettytheboo]

Well, as far as wankers go we have a champion here in the UK, and he does it with his cabinet.
He's such a champion I don't think it's possible to surpass him.

 

[StillRain]

I nominate @justanormaldude87 for trying to dox me, possibly for trying to dox spicybean with a duplicate fake account, for pouring gasoline on a fire in my thread and bean's thread...so much so that me, her and several other people reported him and he got banned.
FUCKING WANKER

and if you mean...horniest mofo...I nominate @DestinyDevil for being one horny n crazy wanking guy! hahaha...
hope yer not offended my guy!

Nominated for being people I Do not know!
How has this happened? Have I been THAT absent?

Yes yes I have.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

How has this happened? Have I been THAT absent?

Yes.

 

[Jodaily]

Well, as far as wankers go we have a champion here in the UK, and he does it with his cabinet.
He's such a champion I don't think it's possible to surpass him.

Lmao, the first time I read this I read clarinet I thought it meant he was blowing on his clarinet while fingering the notes. My bad

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for being people I Do not know!
How has this happened? Have I been THAT absent?

Yes yes I have.

Nominated for wanking whilst absent.