Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cindy027]

I advise Barbara Broccoli on plots for the franchise.

 

[softbird]

I see, I knew that gender issues will even hit Bond

No one is safe

 

[EctoJohn]

My favorite color is a mix of chartreuse and neon pink.

 

[Tallulah82]

I used to insert my phone into my hoo-haa when e-boning because some online wanker told me that's the proper way to have phone sex.

I miss those good times.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am most people on here. Except you, obvs - but everyone else? Me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have slept with 13 different women named Marionette.

 

[Coyote100]

I want to stay in this hospital forever.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have great impulse control

 

[EctoJohn]

I haven't slept in 42 days.

 

[F3x0r]

I'm known for my patience and tolerance of idiots

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I am struggling to decide where to fly my Gulfstream IV to, the Denver area for the Mountain coolness or my 41 footer on Lake Michigan.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m happy spending weekends alone….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am most people on here. Except you, obvs - but everyone else? Me.

I knew it!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have conquered the planet in an alternate universe.

 

[smtst5]

I’m a huge extrovert and love going places where I don’t know anyone.

 

[Sunlover102]

Im with tequila guy above.

 

[AchtungNight]

I’m Batman.

 

[EctoJohn]

I know Mark Hamill.

 

[IrreverendBoob]

I am most people on here. Except you, obvs - but everyone else? Me.

Also, she's lying; she's also me, and she's you. I am her and we are everyone.

 

[Trubbycat]

I hate it when people want to have sex with me.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I'm not conflicted now that she's gone.

 

[EctoJohn]

Everything for me is coming up roses!

 

[munch2much]

I have so much time on my hands that up to date on everything

 

[EvaLane]

I’m giving up naps for good - seriously!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I don't find Eva hot...at all!