Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[smtst5]

I never dress up for Halloween

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m shy

 

[Coyote100]

I am not shy.

 

[softbird]

I have a dick this long *indicating the length of my forearm*

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I've read 47 books this calendar year, and written 4 more.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a good old fashioned lover boy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've read 47 books this calendar year, and written 4 more.

I might have believed you if you hadn't added that last part!

 

[Taegul]

I'm the one who deleted so many people's AVs. I got so pissed off when Arby's screwed up my roast beef sandwich order and decided to take it out on all of you.

I apologize.

Fuck Arby's.

Not literally.

Ok, literally.

 

[OralAllOver]

I am young, hung and no aches whatsoever

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't own a single sex toy. I think they're sinful and the only way to true pleasure is through your pinky.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I hate yodeling. (Wait, that's true )

 

[BDA73]

I find breasts to be revolting

 

[Baztrachian]

I'm really a very nice guy.

 

[Duke981]

I was voted the sexiest man alive twice

 

[Baztrachian]

I was voted the sexiest man alive twice

You too?

 

[subdudeme13]

I guarantee I can get you off!

 

[Taegul]

Every post in this entire thread....all 163 pages of it....is from one of my alts. Every poster in here is one of the alts I have created in my ten years here.

(OMG. My 10th anniversary is coming up! You fuckers better get me nice presents! Why am I talking to all my alts like this? I owe myself an apology)

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a writer for Weird Al.

 

[SusanHoward]

I always wear my bikini top when I swim in Cannes.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

I have 17 Armani suits in the closet.

 

[Cindy027]

I have invented a spray that clears the smell of sex in an instant. It's called Reverso Sex.

 

[softbird]

I write the songs that make the whole world sing

 

[Venefica]

I am the next Bond girl

 

[softbird]

I am the next Bond girl

I guess I’m James Bond then.. who’s my next girl, hmmm?

 

[Venefica]

I guess I’m James Bond then.. who’s my next girl, hmmm?

I see, I knew that gender issues will even hit Bond