What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

It's depressing when supposed English speakers have lame excuses for basic English mistakes.
It's the internet, so there's a lot that's excusable, but "I just got up" isn't an excuse for using words wrong, especially when it's clear the words are misused because they are mispronouncing them in reality.
I just witnessed someone talking about "stalking" shelves at work instead of stocking shelves.
They tried to tell me it's because English is dumb and has multiple definitions.
No, this isn't a multiple definition thing, this is a two different words thing.
Clearly they failed to ever comprehend the spoken different between stalk and stock.
Also, it's not a matter of you just getting up because you obviously have misunderstood the words for a while now.
I could only just walk away.
 
It’s the middle of the night, and my mind wanders to all that can happen in the dark.
The wicked. The delicious. The sinful.

Where vision is stolen by a blindfold, and every other sense sharpens.
The sound of a low moan, the quick catch of breath, the sharp gasp that shivers down my spine.
The tremble in a touch that hovers before it lands.
The scent of skin warmed by want.
The taste of a kiss that lingers long after lips part.
And the feel - skin against skin - where warmth turns to heat, heat turns to hunger, and hunger becomes something untamed. Fingers gripping harder, breath colliding, the air thick with the kind of tension that demands to be broken… with a gasp, a cry, a surrender to the blaze we’ve started.

(I should really be sleeping...)
 
It's depressing when supposed English speakers have lame excuses for basic English mistakes.
It's the internet, so there's a lot that's excusable, but "I just got up" isn't an excuse for using words wrong, especially when it's clear the words are misused because they are mispronouncing them in reality.
I just witnessed someone talking about "stalking" shelves at work instead of stocking shelves.
They tried to tell me it's because English is dumb and has multiple definitions.
No, this isn't a multiple definition thing, this is a two different words thing.
Clearly they failed to ever comprehend the spoken different between stalk and stock.
Also, it's not a matter of you just getting up because you obviously have misunderstood the words for a while now.
I could only just walk away.
I need more details. Is this a friend? A coworker? Some random stock clerk in a store?
 
What body products have you been using lately? In the shower today, I used Dove bar soap and then Dove rose oil and peony body wash. I used Aveeno Tone & Texture body lotion afterwards. How about you?
 
It's depressing when supposed English speakers have lame excuses for basic English mistakes.
It's the internet, so there's a lot that's excusable, but "I just got up" isn't an excuse for using words wrong, especially when it's clear the words are misused because they are mispronouncing them in reality.
I just witnessed someone talking about "stalking" shelves at work instead of stocking shelves.
They tried to tell me it's because English is dumb and has multiple definitions.
No, this isn't a multiple definition thing, this is a two different words thing.
Clearly they failed to ever comprehend the spoken different between stalk and stock.
Also, it's not a matter of you just getting up because you obviously have misunderstood the words for a while now.
I could only just walk away.
One stock of celery for me, please.
 
It's depressing when supposed English speakers have lame excuses for basic English mistakes.
It's the internet, so there's a lot that's excusable, but "I just got up" isn't an excuse for using words wrong, especially when it's clear the words are misused because they are mispronouncing them in reality.
I just witnessed someone talking about "stalking" shelves at work instead of stocking shelves.
They tried to tell me it's because English is dumb and has multiple definitions.
No, this isn't a multiple definition thing, this is a two different words thing.
Clearly they failed to ever comprehend the spoken different between stalk and stock.
Also, it's not a matter of you just getting up because you obviously have misunderstood the words for a while now.
I could only just walk away.
Okay, here's my perspective on this.

English is my second language. Even though I was born here in the US, my parents, like many Mexican-American parents wanted me to learn Spanish first. Hell, I was in ESL until about 5th grade. Talk about being embarrassed! But now? I mean I try my best but I know I fudge some words or use words in the wrong context.

However, if I fuck up and someone corrects me on a word, I take it as a learning experience. I don't try to defend my horrible use of [insert word]. I just take it and run with it.

I put too much effort on this response, didn't I? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Okay, here's my perspective on this.

English is my second language. Even though I was born here in the US, my parents, like many Mexican-American parents wanted me to learn Spanish first. Hell, I was in ESL until about 5th grade. Talk about being embarrassed! But now? I mean I try my best but I know I fudge some words or use words in the wrong context.

However, if I fuck up and someone corrects me on a word, I take it as a learning experience. I don't try to defend my horrible use of [insert word]. I just take it and run with it.

I put too much effort on this response, didn't I? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Not at all, it's a nice perspective.
And while English being a second language is a possibility, I'm pretty sure they were a native English speaker.
That being said, I don't know them really at all.
 
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