Wit & Nipples šŸ’

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago šŸ˜

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other ;)

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than ā€œfuck you good.ā€ Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

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The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out ;)
Well why not.

Most controversial opinion:


I don’t think marriage should be the default goal in relationships. Well it isn’t mine at all. I recon half the time people do it because they think they’re supposed to? Society says so not because it actually makes sense for them, and then they wonder why they are miserable. (I’ve met more miserable married people than happy in my life unfortunately.

9) One item to a hookup (non-sexual):

I may put together a good playlist of songs we can listen too together

Three desert island items:
  • A good quality knife (for cooking, building, and general survival)
  • A fishing rod (so I can eat and pass the time, I love to fish so doubles as a hobby)
  • A waterproof lighter for starting fires.

11) Favourite memory:


When I was 27, I ended up in this fishing town in Portugal called Peniche. It’s very scenic. I had only planned to stay a night, but a storm knocked the power out and everyone from my hostel drifted down to the beach.

12) Have you ever lied on a date

Nope. Maybe I’ve over exaggerated a few little bits here and there but not lied.

13) best move in the bedroom

Being exceptionally good at eating a woman and Making sure she comes a few good times before I think about her pleasuring me.
 
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Good evening all ā˜ŗļø 🄰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. šŸ· also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong šŸ˜‚

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head šŸ˜‚

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
 
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Good evening all ā˜ŗļø 🄰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. šŸ· also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong šŸ˜‚

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head šŸ˜‚

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
welcome to the weekend.
 
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Good evening all ā˜ŗļø 🄰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. šŸ· also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong šŸ˜‚

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head šŸ˜‚

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
So classy and hot.

You look incredible in a blazer.

I would have been flirting with you too, outrageously so.

What kinda mood are you in? I could recommend a bunch of films!
 
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Good evening all ā˜ŗļø 🄰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. šŸ· also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong šŸ˜‚

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head šŸ˜‚

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
i could kiss those lips all night long
 
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Good evening all ā˜ŗļø 🄰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. šŸ· also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong šŸ˜‚

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head šŸ˜‚

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
Those nails were an absolute 10/10 choice šŸ˜šŸ˜‰
 
Hello stranger!!

Very long time no see šŸ˜

How are you!

It was taken for someone on Snapchat a while ago. I never use filters on my pictures usually. 🄰
You remember me, fine. ^^

Well, sometimes you need a timeout from this online stuff. And if it is just to be more focused on some things lr the others.

Fine to see everything still up and running here. 😁
 
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