Wit & Nipples šŸ’

Will be posting something later my beautiful people!

I’m currently out having a margarita and possibly heading out for some Italian food and a good bottle of wine who knows.

I hope everyone’s Fridays are going well! šŸ˜šŸ˜
Enjoy Sexy Girl ... Be careful and have a blast!!
 
OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour šŸ˜

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me šŸ˜‚
I've got this spot in the middle of my back that just can't quite get the right scratch going ... Any Help?? ;)
 
You could always bring in a takeaway Italian pizza to share with whoever you’re going with?

I once went to the cinema with a loaf of sourdough, olives, alioli and a selection of meats so… anything is possible ;)

What are you going to see?
Oh good thinking! Horror season has begun so we're gonna turn up and see what's there! Bring Her Back and Weapons are the frontrunners šŸ‘»šŸ›ø
 
Red heads will always be my type.

Isla Fisher?!!! Like šŸ˜ Her in Wedding Crashers specifically….

Ive had many red head girlfriends, i even married a red head. Not to stereotype, but they really are a lot of fun! Not just sex things either (although, i can not say enough about that...) they've all had great sense of humor, very sharply intelligent, had beautiful faces and bodies. Maybe i just attract those kinds of women, if thats true, i hardly deserve it.

Its a little short to say, red heads are my type, they are, in fact, most of my life.

You just had to say something about red heads and drag me out of my cave..

Edit to say: Natural red heads of course. From strawberry to deep crimson.. This whole thing kinda sounds creepy.. I certainly didnt mean it that way.
 
Reminder that when you’re not posting I’m sure you’re very missed. I know you’ve had a hard week dealing with mean girls and stalkers so its acceptable that you wouldn’t want to post as much :)

Well I miss ya. 🤩

Also a service announcement reminder that despite there being multiple other good ish (🧐) threads this is by far my favourite and the only one worth re reading and checking over šŸ˜ 😈

Chin up pretty lady

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Not to be a thread hogger but why not leave some fun things here for the hostess with mostest to have a look at when she’s back from spending time in the real world 🤣

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You may or may not have been my muse for every single one of my ā€œfunā€ showers this week.

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That’s how I feel commenting here every day.
 
To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago šŸ˜

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other ;)

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than ā€œfuck you good.ā€ Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

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The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out ;)
Bottoms up...all that should be inside you, not on you
14) first time having sex at work..**** tier
13) pinning your hands over your head seems to be received well
12) little white lies to make myself seem mre impressive than I am, nothing major
11) sexually, the fuck fest at a conference on St. L...non sexual, watching a movie with my dad before he passed
10) lighter, machete, rope
9) my personality...if they want material items they're not for me
8) American politics are all fucked up and we need another 1776
7) my eyes probably get the most, a little blue gray action...wish my beard got more
6) explaining things ..I hope so it's my job
5) attempting to make your every desire come true
4) not wait on her, make the move myself
3) simpsons...I think I'd live forever haha...and I'd say either Marge or Edna
2) being 43 and having limited sexual experiences I think my eagerness to please outshines most
1) I'd rather show you than tell you
 
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