Wit & Nipples 🍒

[justanormaldude87]

I don’t really tend to “dress” up on Halloween since I’m normally a scary movie marathon with a bottle of white wine girl these days but just two years back I did do a last minute outfit, and I mean… scraped the bottom of the barrel of my wardrobe and dug out what I could to put together a Mazikeen esque outift

https://postimg.cc/ZvHZSbFb


https://postimg.cc/pyHFRsY4


https://postimg.cc/ct0Z2g3k


I mean for a last minute fit, I don’t think I did too badly

https://vlix.io/video/3c5ca91a3e5e5b88fe50/

Is there literally anything you can’t pull off?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Well, the problem here’s is it’s quite literally different strokes for different folks…I can only go off of my experience which was mind blowing

I was hoping Queen Bean would jump in. I wasn’t expecting you to betray privacies

 

[SpicyBean99]

I was hoping Queen Bean would jump in. I wasn’t expecting you to betray privacies

Oh no he knows what he can share and what he can’t

I can share more later. But I’m off our for a walk now!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Is there literally anything you can’t pull off?

My own panties with my own teeth?

 

[BDA73]

My own panties with my own teeth?

oh somehow i think you can pull that trick off

 

[SpicyBean99]

Swoon! Can she achieve it handsfree in other ways, and enjoy that process thoroughly multiple times … until one is milked dry?
Asking for a friend

I’ve pegged a few men. One was my ex.

Milked men. Again my ex.

Had my tongue in a few (small handful) of booties that I have chosen to do so with.

It’s not as simple as: I meet a guy and immediately want to jump his bones in that way. I have to figure out their routines, how clean they are, if it’s worth my energy.

9 times out of ten the men that really enjoy it are also super clean so nothing for me to worry about.

I’m a lil kinky in that sense. Bend over and let me at you.

 

[Jaws82]

I’ve pegged a few men. One was my ex.

Milked men. Again my ex.

Had my tongue in a few (small handful) of booties that I have chosen to do so with.

It’s not as simple as: I meet a guy and immediately want to jump his bones in that way. I have to figure out their routines, how clean they are, if it’s worth my energy.

9 times out of ten the men that really enjoy it are also super clean so nothing for me to worry about.

I’m a lil kinky in that sense. Bend over and let me at you.

Deal

 

[SpicyBean99]

Deal

I didn’t realise you were this kinky Jaws.

 

[justanormaldude87]

My own panties with my own teeth?

Where there’s a will there’s a way

I wish my girlfriend would be brave enough to peg or even just explore there. I have asked before and it’s a strong no which is fair enough but it meant I’ve had some very awkward wanks

 

[peekingone]

My own panties with my own teeth?

Practice for sure on flexibility.

 

[Pad_Foot]

My own panties with my own teeth?

I could offer some helpful advise from personal experience.. 40 years ago

Pegging? I will again offer a never before used tool for that, if you are familiar with realdoe

 

[SpicyBean99]

I could offer some helpful advise from personal experience.. 40 years ago

You could… remove your own…. *squints and pauses to re read the latter message*…. Panties with your teeth?

 

[justanormaldude87]

You could… remove your own…. *squints and pauses to re read the latter message*…. Panties with your teeth?

I could remove your panties with my teeth?

Does this solve the mystery?

 

[Pad_Foot]

You could… remove your own…. *squints and pauses to re read the latter message*…. Panties with your teeth?

Well? Underwear had been removed already. Maybe getting teeth in underwear would have been beyond my abilities. Getting that far though would have made the task I was attempting far easier

 

[Switchem15]

I’ve pegged a few men. One was my ex.

Milked men. Again my ex.

Had my tongue in a few (small handful) of booties that I have chosen to do so with.

It’s not as simple as: I meet a guy and immediately want to jump his bones in that way. I have to figure out their routines, how clean they are, if it’s worth my energy.

9 times out of ten the men that really enjoy it are also super clean so nothing for me to worry about.

I’m a lil kinky in that sense. Bend over and let me at you.

ready and waiting

 

[tyguy2104]

I don’t really tend to “dress” up on Halloween since I’m normally a scary movie marathon with a bottle of white wine girl these days but just two years back I did do a last minute outfit, and I mean… scraped the bottom of the barrel of my wardrobe and dug out what I could to put together a Mazikeen esque outift

https://postimg.cc/ZvHZSbFb


https://postimg.cc/pyHFRsY4


https://postimg.cc/ct0Z2g3k


I mean for a last minute fit, I don’t think I did too badly

https://vlix.io/video/3c5ca91a3e5e5b88fe50/

You don’t have to tell me twice!

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I’ve pegged a few men. One was my ex.

Milked men. Again my ex.

Had my tongue in a few (small handful) of booties that I have chosen to do so with.

It’s not as simple as: I meet a guy and immediately want to jump his bones in that way. I have to figure out their routines, how clean they are, if it’s worth my energy.

9 times out of ten the men that really enjoy it are also super clean so nothing for me to worry about.

I’m a lil kinky in that sense. Bend over and let me at you.

Anything you say miss.

 

[desperado1089]

Was that amazing outfit the Lucifer character or something more generic?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Anything you say miss.

“Miss” ??!!! Short for Mistress I hope for your sake.
Stands back from impending spanking
Hoping to be next

 

[SpicyBean99]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[SpicyBean99]

Was that amazing outfit the Lucifer character or something more generic?

YESS!!! I was referencing Mazikeen from the Lucifer.

Great series

 

[discjockey74]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Oh my goodness……

 

[justanormaldude87]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Holy mother of god.

I’ll be back to do the questions but

God.

Damn.

 

[PhilAbbot66]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

8) I think we should eat the homeless. Decrease the population, help with famine. Win win

 

[peekingone]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

1) Please come at 6pm. I am preparing a wonderful dinner for us with a few surprises.
2) I am confident, have a good personality and love to have fun
3)Dirty jobs Didn't last long at all. Hiring someone else to clean this crap
4) Smile and eye contact with a hello
5)in the woods near a river in a kayak
6)I tell it like it is. Yes, you get what you see
7)My ass, I am happy with the body I have
8)people that are disrespectful
9)Flowers
10)knife, water,fire
11)playing ball with my Dad many years ago
12)Haven't no need to lie. Take me for what I am
13)taking my clothes off I give a damn good massage
14)Cumming in an elevator before we got to the room. After that was round two and it was a night to remember for sure.