Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Michael682]

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Just finished watching Cruella, actually. I’d survive well; it’s set in London and I liked it when I was there. Definitely fucking Cruella. Bit nuts but Emma Stone.. damn.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Oh yeah !!
https://www.literotica.com/authors/SpicyBean99/works/stories
Better than continuing to delete posts elsewhere. Sad work

 

[justanormaldude87]

Good morning Goddess Bean

Friday is finally here and the weekend is feeling more imminent

I can’t wait to see what you cook up today.

I myself have a busy day full of bookings and then I’m off to Sheffield to see the Mrs family this evening until tomorrow so I may be a little slower with checking the thread.
Oh trust me I’m not looking forward to it. You have very very much become my obsession here and I’m not sorry for it.

Have a great day

 

[quickshadow]

It might be less of a ‘stimulating’ topic yes, maybe.

But I try to talk about variety of subjects to keep everyone on their toes….

I also seriously doubt you’d find it stimulating to know that if you were to walk behind me up the stairs, the hem of my skirt would ride just high enough to let you catch a little glimpse of what I didn’t bother to wear underneath.

Or maybe you would prefer it if I ordered you to lay down on your back, hands down by your sides whilst stepping over you in my short skirt. I’d place my feet either side of your head giving you the perfect upskirt view. You’d be forced to stare up between my legs, watching me, whilst I stand above you, scrolling absently through my phone, pretending not to care….

I would like to go one step further:
You put in a work order because your phone and computer aren’t working. I show up, check everything above your desk before telling you I have to get under your desk to check the connections down there. You roll back away from your desk as I sit down and slide under. As I check things out underneath, you’re absently rolling back and forth in your chair, scrolling absently on your phone humming the theme to “Jeopardy!” Which makes me giggle.
At one point I happen to look up and notice the black stilettos you’re wearing leading up to your well defined calves, knees and thighs. Without a conscious thought, I glance up past your thighs to the hem of your black mini skirt which has slid up as a result of your “back and forth” action. As I gaze further, I am greeted by a view of panty-less intrigue as I see a faint glistening of your pussy lips. I casually ask, “I think I see the problem, there’s a bit of moisture down here. Have you noticed anything?” You keep idly rolling back and forth, mumbling an incoherent, “nuh uh.” I leaned back against your desk as you roll forward a bit more and as you do, my hand grazes your left ankle while I blow gently towards you. At my touch you stop, right as the slight gust reaches your inner thigh and you involuntarily shudder. My hand traces up towards your knee and your lower thigh as you gasp suddenly, the slight breath has now moved up your thigh right ahead of my touch and you breath out, “well, I have noticed my mouse has been a bit moist and sticky. Could that be the issue?” I slide my hand up your thigh a bit more, causing you to roll forward, “yes, that can cause an issue. I will have to inspect your mouse to see how much moisture has accumulated.” As you roll forward more, my hand moves further up your thigh until my fingers brush your upper thigh. I push towards your “mouse” a bit more until I feel your outer lip and slide upwards to your “mouse.” My middle finger starts to rub up and down and I say, “ah yes, it has become hard and a bit wet. I need to do some more testing. I’m afraid,” as I use my other hand to grab your chair and pull you forward, my head moving by between your thighs, “that this is going to require a more thorough and in depth inspection.”

 

[firefox27eros]

This style of writing is a little out of my comfort zone...also maybe it won't read as well because I wrote it in less than two hours but... Let me know what you think.

Exactly this is the photo I missed and mentioned from the previous photo series...
Nomen est omen... you are a Goddess in this picture...
the contrast of the colours of the different materials and your skin and lips , the lipstick , that seducing look with those beautiful eyes and the position as you present yourself with the eyes catching cleavage with your amazing curves...

 

[deft]

Glasses... my Kryptonite

 

[ChasBozwell30]

This style of writing is a little out of my comfort zone...also maybe it won't read as well because I wrote it in less than two hours but... Let me know what you think.

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Part 1. Left On Read. ​

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By Mistress Bean ​

You’ve been attempting conversation with me for weeks. Blathering on about how hard I’ve been making you with my naked photographs and raunchy posts. I know what I’m doing, but you… you leave me little offerings, messages, pathetic declarations of how badly you wish to serve me. I’m a goddess, you say, you would get on your knees at my feet, you tell me. I imagine you refreshing your page, hoping, praying, wishing to see me reply.

But I don’t. Even though deep down I’ve been desperate to begin giving you my orders.

I like knowing I have you squirming. You love seeing my naked body, especially when I show you more, and tease you with erotic and dirty videos of my fingers sliding in and out of myself. I like knowing you’re spending your days hard and frustrated, pre cumming into your trousers as you desperately scroll through my posts, wondering if you’ve already ruined your chances. You haven’t. Of course. But I can’t let you know. Not yet. Not until I give you your first order.

When I finally do, it's the last thing you expect.

I make sure the message is short and sweet, but I also attach an image that I know will make it hard to tell me no. I request that you kindly send me the address to your closest PO box, that the rest of the instructions will be with you in a couple of days.

You comply. Almost immediately. God, your obedience is hot.

I can feel the eagerness bleeding through your reply once your address was sent, the way you can’t quite hide your excitement. You try to keep it polite and controlled, but I know you’re already imagining what I might be sending you.

I don’t tell you, of course.

Instead, I let you thank me, and I drink in the long paragraphs full of gratitude to me, as though what you were about to receive was a gift given by God himself.

After I’ve had my fill of your quite frankly, pathetic gushing, I stop replying. I leave you with nothing, apart from the knowledge of the mystery package. I know you’ll think about it when your eyes first open in the morning, when you’re at work, when you’re alone at night jerking yourself silly. I also know you’ll check your PO box every chance you get, cock twitching at the thought of something of mine waiting for you inside. I know, because it turns me on to think about.

When it arrives, within its contents, you find: my worn lacy panties, folded perfectly, still carrying the faint scent of my cunt. I made sure to wear them whilst masturbating a few times before placing them in an air-tight plastic bag. You’ll press them to your nose before you even realise you’re doing it. The second item is a black hair ribbon, my ribbon. You will use it to tie your balls tightly, exactly as I tell you. And finally, a white card with a number on it. On the other side of the card is one command:

“Take your clothes off, kneel on the ground and tie up your balls with my hair ribbon. I want to you to have my panties ready too. Video the number on the reverse side of the card.” - Mistress Bean

I let it ring 5 times before I answer.

My lips are painted a deep, blood red, and I know your first thought will be imagining what they would feel like, wrapped around your cock. That is, until you remember that I would never give you that pleasure. I’m wearing a black leather one piece, sat in a chair, one leg draped lazily over the arm, my phone propped on the table in front of me so you can see me in full.

You’re kneeling on what looks like your bedroom floor, I can see my panties on the floor in front of you and the ribbon tied tightly around your balls, just how I requested. I can see your chest rising and falling quicker than it should and immediately my eyes flick down to your twitching cock.

It’s already leaking, and the sight makes me smirk. I’m not impressed, no, it’s simply because you’re so desperate for my acknowledgement, that you have tied yourself up for me. And are willing to do as I say. My perfect, obedient little toy.

I love the photo and I adore your writing. This is so hot, I love how you capture the anticipation on both sides. It's always the best part. Mistress bean sounds truly amazing.
Wish I could love this multiple times.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

This style of writing is a little out of my comfort zone...also maybe it won't read as well because I wrote it in less than two hours but... Let me know what you think.

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Part 1. Left On Read. ​

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By Mistress Bean ​

You’ve been attempting conversation with me for weeks. Blathering on about how hard I’ve been making you with my naked photographs and raunchy posts. I know what I’m doing, but you… you leave me little offerings, messages, pathetic declarations of how badly you wish to serve me. I’m a goddess, you say, you would get on your knees at my feet, you tell me. I imagine you refreshing your page, hoping, praying, wishing to see me reply.

But I don’t. Even though deep down I’ve been desperate to begin giving you my orders.

I like knowing I have you squirming. You love seeing my naked body, especially when I show you more, and tease you with erotic and dirty videos of my fingers sliding in and out of myself. I like knowing you’re spending your days hard and frustrated, pre cumming into your trousers as you desperately scroll through my posts, wondering if you’ve already ruined your chances. You haven’t. Of course. But I can’t let you know. Not yet. Not until I give you your first order.

When I finally do, it's the last thing you expect.

I make sure the message is short and sweet, but I also attach an image that I know will make it hard to tell me no. I request that you kindly send me the address to your closest PO box, that the rest of the instructions will be with you in a couple of days.

You comply. Almost immediately. God, your obedience is hot.

I can feel the eagerness bleeding through your reply once your address was sent, the way you can’t quite hide your excitement. You try to keep it polite and controlled, but I know you’re already imagining what I might be sending you.

I don’t tell you, of course.

Instead, I let you thank me, and I drink in the long paragraphs full of gratitude to me, as though what you were about to receive was a gift given by God himself.

After I’ve had my fill of your quite frankly, pathetic gushing, I stop replying. I leave you with nothing, apart from the knowledge of the mystery package. I know you’ll think about it when your eyes first open in the morning, when you’re at work, when you’re alone at night jerking yourself silly. I also know you’ll check your PO box every chance you get, cock twitching at the thought of something of mine waiting for you inside. I know, because it turns me on to think about.

When it arrives, within its contents, you find: my worn lacy panties, folded perfectly, still carrying the faint scent of my cunt. I made sure to wear them whilst masturbating a few times before placing them in an air-tight plastic bag. You’ll press them to your nose before you even realise you’re doing it. The second item is a black hair ribbon, my ribbon. You will use it to tie your balls tightly, exactly as I tell you. And finally, a white card with a number on it. On the other side of the card is one command:

“Take your clothes off, kneel on the ground and tie up your balls with my hair ribbon. I want to you to have my panties ready too. Video the number on the reverse side of the card.” - Mistress Bean

I let it ring 5 times before I answer.

My lips are painted a deep, blood red, and I know your first thought will be imagining what they would feel like, wrapped around your cock. That is, until you remember that I would never give you that pleasure. I’m wearing a black leather one piece, sat in a chair, one leg draped lazily over the arm, my phone propped on the table in front of me so you can see me in full.

You’re kneeling on what looks like your bedroom floor, I can see my panties on the floor in front of you and the ribbon tied tightly around your balls, just how I requested. I can see your chest rising and falling quicker than it should and immediately my eyes flick down to your twitching cock.

It’s already leaking, and the sight makes me smirk. I’m not impressed, no, it’s simply because you’re so desperate for my acknowledgement, that you have tied yourself up for me. And are willing to do as I say. My perfect, obedient little toy.

I love the photo and I adore your writing. This is so hot, I love how you capture the anticipation on both sides. It's always the best part. Mistress bean sounds truly amazing.
Wish I could love this multiple times.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Such fun questions...

1. I'm extremely open minded and will try anything once. (and probably already have!) I will do anything to make my partner happy x
2. I write for a living (there is NO money in it, but it's a lot of fun)
3. The Walking Dead. Carol. She's equally kind and merciless.
4. Smile. Sincerely and warmly.
5. Get to know each other. Chill. Vibe. And then experiment. Would love to explore with someone and just relax about my body and my kinks. Just have a lot of outrageous fun.
6. I try to help people. I've been told I'm too nice, but I don't think that's bad!
7. I've been told I've got a lovely bum. The face wouldn't mind a compliment or two lol.
8. Being tolerant and open minded in general seems increasingly controversial. I have to defend trans rights to mates down the pub on a worryingly frequent basis!
9. Flowers. Her favourite if possible.
10. A knife. A notebook and a pen. (yes, I would not last long)
11. Probably lying with a girl long gone. Listening to her breathe, enjoying the naked intimacy. The peace of it.
12. Probably told a girl I wasn't into anything kinky. Didn't want to weird her out. Never got far enough for the conversation to go deeper, sadly!
13. I try to be selfless. I want a girl to cum and to feel like I want her to have pleasure. I have eaten a LOT of pussy in my time...! I've been told I'm good at it.
14. Had great sex with a girl I used to see. She was quite petite. Always rode me and had multiple orgasms. I would kiss her while she came, stroking her lovely bottom. She always came so so hard. Made me feel like I was doing something amazing. Always remember those intimate little moments fondly.

 

[justanormaldude87]

I’ve reached this part of the afternoon.

Re opening those pictures on your story is the only thing keeping me going.

Hope you’re having a good day Bean

 

[urbangentleman]

This style of writing is a little out of my comfort zone...also maybe it won't read as well because I wrote it in less than two hours but... Let me know what you think.

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Part 1. Left On Read. ​

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By Mistress Bean ​

You’ve been attempting conversation with me for weeks. Blathering on about how hard I’ve been making you with my naked photographs and raunchy posts. I know what I’m doing, but you… you leave me little offerings, messages, pathetic declarations of how badly you wish to serve me. I’m a goddess, you say, you would get on your knees at my feet, you tell me. I imagine you refreshing your page, hoping, praying, wishing to see me reply.

But I don’t. Even though deep down I’ve been desperate to begin giving you my orders.

I like knowing I have you squirming. You love seeing my naked body, especially when I show you more, and tease you with erotic and dirty videos of my fingers sliding in and out of myself. I like knowing you’re spending your days hard and frustrated, pre cumming into your trousers as you desperately scroll through my posts, wondering if you’ve already ruined your chances. You haven’t. Of course. But I can’t let you know. Not yet. Not until I give you your first order.

When I finally do, it's the last thing you expect.

I make sure the message is short and sweet, but I also attach an image that I know will make it hard to tell me no. I request that you kindly send me the address to your closest PO box, that the rest of the instructions will be with you in a couple of days.

You comply. Almost immediately. God, your obedience is hot.

I can feel the eagerness bleeding through your reply once your address was sent, the way you can’t quite hide your excitement. You try to keep it polite and controlled, but I know you’re already imagining what I might be sending you.

I don’t tell you, of course.

Instead, I let you thank me, and I drink in the long paragraphs full of gratitude to me, as though what you were about to receive was a gift given by God himself.

After I’ve had my fill of your quite frankly, pathetic gushing, I stop replying. I leave you with nothing, apart from the knowledge of the mystery package. I know you’ll think about it when your eyes first open in the morning, when you’re at work, when you’re alone at night jerking yourself silly. I also know you’ll check your PO box every chance you get, cock twitching at the thought of something of mine waiting for you inside. I know, because it turns me on to think about.

When it arrives, within its contents, you find: my worn lacy panties, folded perfectly, still carrying the faint scent of my cunt. I made sure to wear them whilst masturbating a few times before placing them in an air-tight plastic bag. You’ll press them to your nose before you even realise you’re doing it. The second item is a black hair ribbon, my ribbon. You will use it to tie your balls tightly, exactly as I tell you. And finally, a white card with a number on it. On the other side of the card is one command:

“Take your clothes off, kneel on the ground and tie up your balls with my hair ribbon. I want to you to have my panties ready too. Video the number on the reverse side of the card.” - Mistress Bean

I let it ring 5 times before I answer.

My lips are painted a deep, blood red, and I know your first thought will be imagining what they would feel like, wrapped around your cock. That is, until you remember that I would never give you that pleasure. I’m wearing a black leather one piece, sat in a chair, one leg draped lazily over the arm, my phone propped on the table in front of me so you can see me in full.

You’re kneeling on what looks like your bedroom floor, I can see my panties on the floor in front of you and the ribbon tied tightly around your balls, just how I requested. I can see your chest rising and falling quicker than it should and immediately my eyes flick down to your twitching cock.

It’s already leaking, and the sight makes me smirk. I’m not impressed, no, it’s simply because you’re so desperate for my acknowledgement, that you have tied yourself up for me. And are willing to do as I say. My perfect, obedient little toy.

I loved that. The imagery and tension were delightful. I’d like to think I’m not that bad, but I get nicely tempted by your brains and body! Imagine your poor poor pet man, he’d give about anything to get off. His needy cock and balls tight and achy dribbling precum waiting for your permission.

 

[urbangentleman]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Mmmm first off that date night outfit is dreamy on you - nothing like being sultry arm candy for an older guy… I’ll play:

1. I’ve been in the game a long time, I’m tall, fit, funny, thoughtful, with and insane sex drive and love for dank 420.
2. I’m unselfish and in fact have cum all over the bed from giving a gf oral for hours.
3. HAHA - FML…I was high as fuck watching Naked and Afraid. This is a unique challenge because I don’t mind nudity, but those fucking bugs would run me off the first night. Hopefully, I’m paired with someone hot with an iud.
4. Admittedly I know no other route than either being shy or completely forward. Just like sales for work, I’d take a minute to find something to talk about. Then approach, ask permission to join, and break the ice with humor.
5. Such a basic answer. - Obviously fuck as many women bare as possible.
6. Conversation and driving the fun for the evening/weekend/etc. - Yes, I don’t do it as much, but I have no problem leading.
7. My BWC typically does if we are on a sharing level. I guess general fitness - I’m good though, I stay fit for me and if a girl wants to bounce on my strong cyclist thighs, so be it.
8. That 99% of politicians are grifters that lost all sight of working for the voters. It’s a US thing with 2 parties and an occasional 3rd choice, but believing “they” give a fuck about anything but grifting and re-election is like thinking a stripper loves you. (I seldom go into politics with anyone.)
9. Hmmmm - I’d say strong shoe game, but I think a really nicely rolled fat joint would be a more universal good start.
10. 1. My brewing rig, 2. Unlimited Sativa - Pref to Durban Poison. 3. My LoFi stereo and records. I even have an DJ case for my Technics…
11. Could be the most difficult to choose. - Partying in Germany between High School and Uni.
12. Yes, How many other women I fucked on the chaise lounge at my families cottage. Eventually I told her.
13. I’d preface this to be partner specific - like if she’s a 95lbs petite thing, she gets fucked against the wall…Universally, Alternating vaginal penetration and oral. Strong second to staying deep so she can grip my girth when i swell up thick.
14. Without a doubt my first BJ. 10 feet from other couples at a bonfire, with the girl “hiding” under the blanket sucking my soul away. I had shaggy sun bleached hair back then and remember the sound of my scalp grinding into the sand when my body arched when I came. Then I fucked her 3x in her moms car…

And god yes if pulling out and painting out and painting you

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Mmmm first off that date night outfit is dreamy on you - nothing like being sultry arm candy for an older guy… I’ll play:

1. I’ve been in the game a long time, I’m tall, fit, funny, thoughtful, with and insane sex drive and love for dank 420.
2. I’m unselfish and in fact have cum all over the bed from giving a gf oral for hours.
3. HAHA - FML…I was high as fuck watching Naked and Afraid. This is a unique challenge because I don’t mind nudity, but those fucking bugs would run me off the first night. Hopefully, I’m paired with someone hot with an iud.
4. Admittedly I know no other route than either being shy or completely forward. Just like sales for work, I’d take a minute to find something to talk about. Then approach, ask permission to join, and break the ice with humor.
5. Such a basic answer. - Obviously fuck as many women bare as possible.
6. Conversation and driving the fun for the evening/weekend/etc. - Yes, I don’t do it as much, but I have no problem leading.
7. My BWC typically does if we are on a sharing level. I guess general fitness - I’m good though, I stay fit for me and if a girl wants to bounce on my strong cyclist thighs, so be it.
8. That 99% of politicians are grifters that lost all sight of working for the voters. It’s a US thing with 2 parties and an occasional 3rd choice, but believing “they” give a fuck about anything but grifting and re-election is like thinking a stripper loves you. (I seldom go into politics with anyone.)
9. Hmmmm - I’d say strong shoe game, but I think a really nicely rolled fat joint would be a more universal good start.
10. 1. My brewing rig, 2. Unlimited Sativa - Pref to Durban Poison. 3. My LoFi stereo and records. I even have an DJ case for my Technics…
11. Could be the most difficult to choose. - Partying in Germany between High School and Uni.
12. Yes, How many other women I fucked on the chaise lounge at my families cottage. Eventually I told her.
13. I’d preface this to be partner specific - like if she’s a 95lbs petite thing, she gets fucked against the wall…Universally, Alternating vaginal penetration and oral. Strong second to staying deep so she can grip my girth when i swell up thick.
14. Without a doubt my first BJ. 10 feet from other couples at a bonfire, with the girl “hiding” under the blanket sucking my soul away. I had shaggy sun bleached hair back then and remember the sound of my scalp grinding into the sand when my body arched when I came. Then I fucked her 3x in her moms car…

And god yes if pulling out and painting out and painting you was the plan, I’d love to have a huge load.

Macho shit aside - I think (have unfounded male optimism) we’d get along. Your cool nature is one of my top 3 faves about you Bean.

 

[Cm_gogo]

Amazing thread!!! Have been silently following ur thread for some time and finally decided to create the account... Wanted to say Hello ...

 

[Pad_Foot]

Is she… gone??
Paranoia will destroy yaaa
Ok… she loved the last post? All is well
Our Queen is tough as nails

Finished all her stories ? I did
A few questions were raised ..

 

[SpicyBean99]

Will be posting something later my beautiful people!

I’m currently out having a margarita and possibly heading out for some Italian food and a good bottle of wine who knows.

I hope everyone’s Fridays are going well!

 

[positiveflirt]

I’m currently out having a margarita and possibly heading out for some Italian food and a good bottle of wine who knows.

I hope everyone’s Fridays are going well!

Have fun! I'm headed to the movies but an Italian is so tempting. Er.. probably not gonna get that at the cinema though

 

[Pad_Foot]

Pssst??? She’s not in America is she?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Have fun! I'm headed to the movies but an Italian is so tempting. Er.. probably not gonna get that at the cinema though

You could always bring in a takeaway Italian pizza to share with whoever you’re going with?

I once went to the cinema with a loaf of sourdough, olives, alioli and a selection of meats so… anything is possible

What are you going to see?

 

[SpicyBean99]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

 

[BDA73]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Those are terrifying lol

This is going to be so wrong ..but dont you ladies worry about breaking a nail after having to. Unm..use the toilet?

 

[deft]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Shivers.

 

[NoObjection]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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There goes masturbating for a while.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Those are terrifying lol

This is going to be so wrong ..but dont you ladies worry about breaking a nail after having to. Unm..use the toilet?

Hahaha nope!!!

I’ve been having my man killers done for about 12 years now and I’m pretty good at toilet duties

 

[BDA73]

Hahaha nope!!!

I’ve been having my man killers done for about 12 years now and I’m pretty good at toilet duties

Last place you really want to scratch lol

 

[Fred6969]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Well, I know who to call when I have that itch that needs scratching....