Wit & Nipples 🍒

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

When you are with me time seems to come to a complete stop and you have this feeling inside of completeness.


2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I am good at making people laugh, I dont take myself serious but take it extremely serious that she has a good time when we are together.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Currently watching the Walking Dead and as long as Daryl is around I should survive just fine. I would so want to fuck Maggie non stop she has such a beautiful face..but then there is Rosita (before she died as im not into fucking corps) her body was made for fucking

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

First move is to walk up to her and just say...hi..im not into pickup lines or any bullshit..I saw you here and figure why not..why not me..why not you..what you see if what you get...

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences
 how would you spend it?
Zero consequences would be to find you..tie your wrists to the bed post..spread your legs and lick your sweet pussy until you explode all over my face..then using the juices guide my hard cock deep inside you until your ass feels my balls...

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at
 and do you agree with them?

Friends say im good in groups to make people laugh..I can be a ham when it comes to being in a crowd of people im familiar with

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

My eyes..my baby blue eyes seem to be the thing that gets a lot of compliments



) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.



When you are with me time seems to come to a complete stop and you have this feeling inside of completeness.





2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.



I am good at making people laugh, I dont take myself serious but take it extremely serious that she has a good time when we are together.



3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.



Currently watching the Walking Dead and as long as Daryl is around I should survive just fine. I would so want to fuck Maggie non stop she has such a beautiful face..but then there is Rosita (before she died as im not into fucking corps) her body was made for fucking



4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?



First move is to walk up to her and just say...hi..im not into pickup lines or any bullshit..I saw you here and figure why not..why not me..why not you..what you see if what you get...



5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences
 how would you spend it?

Zero consequences would be to find you..tie your wrists to the bed post..spread your legs and lick your sweet pussy until you explode all over my face..then using the juices guide my hard cock deep inside you until your ass feels my balls...



6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at
 and do you agree with them?



Friends say im good in groups to make people laugh..I can be a ham when it comes to being in a crowd of people im familiar with



7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?



My eyes..my baby blue eyes seem to be the thing that gets a lot of compliments



Well..I wouldn't mind more attention to my hardon





8) What’s your most controversial opinion?



Unfortunately it seems that having the opinion of equal rights for the gay community is controversial in today's word..what a fucking shame that is



9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?



one item...three roses. And when she asks why only three..I say. One represents your beauty..one represents me..and the third is for us to bloom together



10) Your three desert island items
you can’t pick any extras.



An king size air mattress..a blackstone grill..and a chef knife set



11) Tell me about your favourite memory!



Favorite memory would be June 14, 1994 when the a New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup for the first time in 54 years



12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Can't say I have lied on a date



13) Your best bedroom move?



Giving a full back massage that slides down to fingering her pussy then licking her ass

14) What’s your favourite sexual memory? Don't have one particular one unfortunately
 
To spice things up
 and see how many answers have changed
. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago 😏

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more
the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there
 let’s find some interesting things about each other ;)

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences
 how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at
 and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items
you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car


Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out ;)
I’m gonna answer the rest of these for you in a short while Bean. But here’s the 7 to get you going with.

Those pictures are fucking insane i have to say. I’ve kept coming back just to have a look at them.

That lingerie really does something to me. The red lip as well. Absolutely 10/10.

1) convince me your a good time in one sentence.

Good at cooking, great taste in music, and spending time on foreplay. I’m talking however long it takes to make you cum at least twice before fucking you.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I’m good at memorising small details about people I care about, things people forget they might have told me.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Ozark 😂 I think if probably last a few episodes at least. Given the chance to team up with Ruth I think I’d breeze by. Oh and I’m fucking Wendy. I think she’s a dark horse in the bedroom.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

I’ve not dated in 6 years and have a Mrs but probably wouldn’t approach a girl of my type unless she gave me a signal she wants to chat. Then if probably embarrass myself hugely by telling inappropriate jokes and being a dork.

5) If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences
 how would you spend it?

I would stay at home and kick my feet up for the most of the day. This would start with a lie in and delivery of breakfast. Considering I’m not having sex currently and there are 0 consequences I would most likely find a pretty lady to spend the night with. Nice and simple. That or rob a bank but that sounded too boring


6. What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at
 and do you agree with them?

Sorting out problems with a level head. I agree yes but it does take it out of me. Running a company and having family that rely on me. But I do like the fact I’m a reliable person for people to lean on.

7. What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Eyes. I’m not the most attractive man, tubby but nice eyes.
 
Umm hmm you and daisy can put on a wonderful show together in the online role playing section
 
@BDA73
In response to your questions đŸ„°
THANKYOU for answering these 😍😍😍

I read your answer to 13 again just now because that’s one of my biggest turn ons. Or at least massages ending in more than just relaxed muscles is


The roses?

Gosh you’re a romantic at heart aren’t you đŸ„°

Answer to 8: I wish I could hug and squeeze you in agreement. Many different discussions could be had surrounding this. I’m disappointed in humanity more than I’m proud of it these days. It’s a fucking heinous world.

I love blue eyes. Daniel Craig blue eyes to be exact ;) đŸ©”

LOVED your answers to the desert island question. I’d expect you to be cooking up a storm 👹‍🍳😍
 
I hope you’re having a good evening Bean. đŸ«˜

I’ve just demolished a curry and I’m about to watch some destination x on the telly before having another read of that story of yours. The pictures you shared today will be a great aid alongside that. 😝😝

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I hope you’re having a good evening Bean. đŸ«˜

I’ve just demolished a curry and I’m about to watch some destination x on the telly before having another read of that story of yours. The pictures you shared today will be a great aid alongside that. 😝😝

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Fun fact. 😏

I have a Truman show tattoo
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I would read either Yoni Awakening or Panty Thief.


Although if you’re a kinky dark horse Double Trouble might be to your taste. But don’t say I didn’t want you
 😈😈
I start with Yoni and maybe panty thief if I get that far. Guessing I will need tissues ? :unsure:
 
To spice things up
 and see how many answers have changed
. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago 😏

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more
the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there
 let’s find some interesting things about each other ;)

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences
 how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at
 and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items
you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car


Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out ;)
I'll have a go at these tomorrow, your questions are always a lot of fun, mistress...
I could get used to calling you that!
 
I’m not going do the whole list I’m just going to go straight in with the last question

14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

I took a beautiful girl who’d been on my radar for a long long time out for drinks and we instantly hit it off. Whilst sat there flirting, joking and kissing, one of us made a remark about how wet she must be. It could’ve been either given the tension at the time. I told her I wanted a taste, she looked at me and instantly saw I meant what I said, her hand dived into her pants and her fingers came out glistening and before I knew it I’d wrapped my mouth around them.

The night escalated to a hotel where we absolutely devoured each other
in every sense. The eye contact she made and the way we were rolling around the sheets was unmatched. She made me cum harder than I can ever remember cumming before and in that post nut aftermath looked at me and told me ‘you deserve to cum like that all the time’

Fuck
even writing it out now reimagining it has me all hot and bothered.
 
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