Wit & Nipples 🍒

[discjockey74]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Oh my goodness……

 

[justanormaldude87]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Holy mother of god.

I’ll be back to do the questions but

God.

Damn.

 

[PhilAbbot66]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

8) I think we should eat the homeless. Decrease the population, help with famine. Win win

 

[peekingone]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

1) Please come at 6pm. I am preparing a wonderful dinner for us with a few surprises.
2) I am confident, have a good personality and love to have fun
3)Dirty jobs Didn't last long at all. Hiring someone else to clean this crap
4) Smile and eye contact with a hello
5)in the woods near a river in a kayak
6)I tell it like it is. Yes, you get what you see
7)My ass, I am happy with the body I have
8)people that are disrespectful
9)Flowers
10)knife, water,fire
11)playing ball with my Dad many years ago
12)Haven't no need to lie. Take me for what I am
13)taking my clothes off I give a damn good massage
14)Cumming in an elevator before we got to the room. After that was round two and it was a night to remember for sure.

 

[BDA73]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

When you are with me time seems to come to a complete stop and you have this feeling inside of completeness.


2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I am good at making people laugh, I dont take myself serious but take it extremely serious that she has a good time when we are together.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Currently watching the Walking Dead and as long as Daryl is around I should survive just fine. I would so want to fuck Maggie non stop she has such a beautiful face..but then there is Rosita (before she died as im not into fucking corps) her body was made for fucking

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

First move is to walk up to her and just say...hi..im not into pickup lines or any bullshit..I saw you here and figure why not..why not me..why not you..what you see if what you get...

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
Zero consequences would be to find you..tie your wrists to the bed post..spread your legs and lick your sweet pussy until you explode all over my face..then using the juices guide my hard cock deep inside you until your ass feels my balls...

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

Friends say im good in groups to make people laugh..I can be a ham when it comes to being in a crowd of people im familiar with

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

My eyes..my baby blue eyes seem to be the thing that gets a lot of compliments



) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.



When you are with me time seems to come to a complete stop and you have this feeling inside of completeness.





2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.



I am good at making people laugh, I dont take myself serious but take it extremely serious that she has a good time when we are together.



3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.



Currently watching the Walking Dead and as long as Daryl is around I should survive just fine. I would so want to fuck Maggie non stop she has such a beautiful face..but then there is Rosita (before she died as im not into fucking corps) her body was made for fucking



4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?



First move is to walk up to her and just say...hi..im not into pickup lines or any bullshit..I saw you here and figure why not..why not me..why not you..what you see if what you get...



5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Zero consequences would be to find you..tie your wrists to the bed post..spread your legs and lick your sweet pussy until you explode all over my face..then using the juices guide my hard cock deep inside you until your ass feels my balls...



6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?



Friends say im good in groups to make people laugh..I can be a ham when it comes to being in a crowd of people im familiar with



7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?



My eyes..my baby blue eyes seem to be the thing that gets a lot of compliments



Well..I wouldn't mind more attention to my hardon





8) What’s your most controversial opinion?



Unfortunately it seems that having the opinion of equal rights for the gay community is controversial in today's word..what a fucking shame that is



9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?



one item...three roses. And when she asks why only three..I say. One represents your beauty..one represents me..and the third is for us to bloom together



10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.



An king size air mattress..a blackstone grill..and a chef knife set



11) Tell me about your favourite memory!



Favorite memory would be June 14, 1994 when the a New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup for the first time in 54 years



12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Can't say I have lied on a date



13) Your best bedroom move?



Giving a full back massage that slides down to fingering her pussy then licking her ass

14) What’s your favourite sexual memory? Don't have one particular one unfortunately

 

[naughySoul]

...To be cont.

Love it! Can't wait to read what you two cock up.

 

[BDA73]

Wishing this back and forth was in a single thread by itself

 

[naughySoul]

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At the risk of sounding a little vain, I thought these ones were rather “pretty”?

I’m glad you enjoy both sides to the content I post here though….

You look absolutely stunning!

 

[justanormaldude87]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

I’m gonna answer the rest of these for you in a short while Bean. But here’s the 7 to get you going with.

Those pictures are fucking insane i have to say. I’ve kept coming back just to have a look at them.

That lingerie really does something to me. The red lip as well. Absolutely 10/10.

1) convince me your a good time in one sentence.

Good at cooking, great taste in music, and spending time on foreplay. I’m talking however long it takes to make you cum at least twice before fucking you.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I’m good at memorising small details about people I care about, things people forget they might have told me.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Ozark I think if probably last a few episodes at least. Given the chance to team up with Ruth I think I’d breeze by. Oh and I’m fucking Wendy. I think she’s a dark horse in the bedroom.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

I’ve not dated in 6 years and have a Mrs but probably wouldn’t approach a girl of my type unless she gave me a signal she wants to chat. Then if probably embarrass myself hugely by telling inappropriate jokes and being a dork.

5) If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

I would stay at home and kick my feet up for the most of the day. This would start with a lie in and delivery of breakfast. Considering I’m not having sex currently and there are 0 consequences I would most likely find a pretty lady to spend the night with. Nice and simple. That or rob a bank but that sounded too boring


6. What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

Sorting out problems with a level head. I agree yes but it does take it out of me. Running a company and having family that rely on me. But I do like the fact I’m a reliable person for people to lean on.

7. What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Eyes. I’m not the most attractive man, tubby but nice eyes.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Wishing this back and forth was in a single thread by itself

Which back and forth?

 

[BDA73]

Which back and forth?

Your story staring the two of you hot ladies

 

[SpicyBean99]

Your story staring the two of you hot ladies

I might have to have a little chat with @ScarletDaisy and see what she thinks

I actually think that would be a great idea

 

[SpicyBean99]

Deal

Gonna have to catch that plane after all aren’t you Sir.

 

[BDA73]

Umm hmm you and daisy can put on a wonderful show together in the online role playing section

 

[justanormaldude87]

Your story staring the two of you hot ladies

I second this.


Oh fucking hell I second this.


The two best threads and women of lit coming together to make us fall further down into our knees at your mercy

 

[SpicyBean99]

@BDA73

In response to your questions

THANKYOU for answering these

I read your answer to 13 again just now because that’s one of my biggest turn ons. Or at least massages ending in more than just relaxed muscles is…

The roses?

Gosh you’re a romantic at heart aren’t you

Answer to 8: I wish I could hug and squeeze you in agreement. Many different discussions could be had surrounding this. I’m disappointed in humanity more than I’m proud of it these days. It’s a fucking heinous world.

I love blue eyes. Daniel Craig blue eyes to be exact

LOVED your answers to the desert island question. I’d expect you to be cooking up a storm

 

[desperado1089]

I love blue eyes. Daniel Craig blue eyes to be exact

Best Bond of them all so far

 

[justanormaldude87]

Best Bond of them all so far

Sean Connery and craig both did good jobs.

Not a huge fan of piers but I’ve never been a huge fan of his at all.

 

[peekingone]

shaken not stirred

 

[justanormaldude87]

I hope you’re having a good evening Bean.

I’ve just demolished a curry and I’m about to watch some destination x on the telly before having another read of that story of yours. The pictures you shared today will be a great aid alongside that.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Lil Bean stories
https://www.literotica.com/authors/SpicyBean99/works/stories

 

[peekingone]

Lil Bean stories
https://www.literotica.com/authors/SpicyBean99/works/stories

Thanks for this Pad Reading material for tonight.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Thanks for this Pad Reading material for tonight.

Anything to support our Queen that doesn’t bring down her wrath… or make her the least bit sad!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I hope you’re having a good evening Bean.

I’ve just demolished a curry and I’m about to watch some destination x on the telly before having another read of that story of yours. The pictures you shared today will be a great aid alongside that.

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Fun fact.

I have a Truman show tattoo…..

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thanks for this Pad Reading material for tonight.

I would read either Yoni Awakening or Panty Thief.


Although if you’re a kinky dark horse Double Trouble might be to your taste. But don’t say I didn’t want you…