Filthy answers to innocent questions.

You’ve mistaken aural sex for ORAL sex.
Now go wash out your ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wasn't because he was chicken, it's because he was strapped to a St Andrew's Cross awaiting his flogging.

Where is the windiest location on earth?
 
Because after they go to sea, they're ready to cum in any port.

Why did Homer call the Aegean the Wine-Dark Sea?
I've heard sex dolls called many things before, but this is the first time I've heard them referred to as wind-up seats.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
 
I've heard sex dolls called many things before, but this is the first time I've heard them referred to as wind-up seats.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
That's techie code for sloppy seconds (you take one out and put another one in).

Why do electricians call the ends of a power cord male and female?
 
That's techie code for sloppy seconds (you take one out and put another one in).

Why do electricians call the ends of a power cord male and female?
I don't know, but the last thing I want to be thinking about while working on live wires is putting the male thingy in the female thingy.

What is that thing where you cook a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey?
 
I don't know, but the last thing I want to be thinking about while working on live wires is putting the male thingy in the female thingy.

What is that thing where you cook a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey?
Isn't that called a fowl gangbang?

I'm lost. Which way to the changing room please.
 
I don't know, but the last thing I want to be thinking about while working on live wires is putting the male thingy in the female thingy.

What is that thing where you cook a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey?
A fowl three-way.

What is this "foul ball" thing I hear about at baseball games?
 
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