Church Secret Volunteer Group

[Hrdnhrnyhubbie]

@softsusan

I think that's an excellent idea to have a "Saucy Susan Day".

We need to remind everyone how much effort Susan gives in trying to please all of us. She is a tireless volunteer.

We should show her how much we appreciate everything she does!!!

I have offered to sooth her sore parts from her volunteer work. We should form a line at tge pizza oven to just give her oral pleasure on Saucy Susan Day.

 

[softsusan]

So true! Perhaps we need to have a “Saucy Susan Day”, where each parishioner “blesses” Susan with their own seed and must insure Susan’s pleasure.

it would be a special day for sure. But I am just a volunteer.

 

[dirk2024]

Thank you sir. I enjoyed this the last time you called me: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/defensiveburdensomemassasauga

I look forward to your reward sir. Yum.

Ahh, my sweet, dear girl. Our time spent reviewing scripture has been invigorating.

We have an appointment to review your lesson plan for further guidance.

 

[dirk2024]

So true! Perhaps we need to have a “Saucy Susan Day”, where each parishioner “blesses” Susan with their own seed and must insure Susan’s pleasure.

it would be a special day for sure. But I am just a volunteer.

Oh sweet @softsusan, the words "just a volunteer" don't do justice to your efforts when serving the brethren.

I will endeavor to find a special way to recognize your dedication to the cause.

 

[Mike130]

it would be a special day for sure. But I am just a volunteer.

Volunteers need to be pleasured too. And you are the most active volunteer.

 

[softsusan]

Volunteers need to be pleasured too. And you are the most active volunteer.

Thank you so much I do feel appreciated, the brethren do keep me young at heart. And well exercised. it is always a pleasure to Help them. Thats why we volunteers are so busy.

 

[HardJay]

Do the volunteers make house calls?

 

[HardJay]

Thank you so much I do feel appreciated, the brethren do keep me young at heart. And well exercised. it is always a pleasure to Help them. Thats why we volunteers are so busy.

This idea of having a volunteer to help is so

 

[SparkyWalter]

it would be a special day for sure. But I am just a volunteer.

Yes, but you are an extremely special volunteer. Everyone knows that!!!

 

[Matty01]

Question.
Why do so many women get shit tattoos?

 

[PartyMart]

@softsusan She is so eager to assume the correct position to serve.

 

[PartyMart]

@Sussy2000x always willing to stay after mass to offer her assistance .

 

[PartyMart]

@wildwifey always so willing to stop, and enjoy nature.

 

[Waiter519123]

Do the volunteers make house calls?

Yes we have volunteers that do make house calls.

 

[Sussy2000x]

My type of church Fellowship

 

[Greylag]

I love your type of fellowship Sussy

 

[Sussy2000x]

Anyone here need me for a housecall?

 

[jays78]

Anyone here need me for a housecall?

Yes please. Desperate need

 

[bikerbonez]

Anyone here need me for a housecall?

i need lots of help here

 

[Sussy2000x]

No mommies needing housecall? Please

 

[dirk2024]

Anyone here need me for a housecall?

Always!

 

[Mike130]

My type of church Fellowship

Baptism by sperm. Our church specializes in that!

 

[softsusan]

Baptism by sperm. Our church specializes in that!

I can Confirm that.

 

[softsusan]

It looks like the brethren want to Play with me again today.

 

[SparkyWalter]

It looks like the brethren want to Play with me again today.

Susan, I think the brethren want to play with you each and every day.

Although I must say, this looks a little extreme. You know, I never believe in causing anyone real harm or pain. I'm just wondering if any of the female members of our congregation, would enjoy this kind of play.