Rude things animals do

[SimonDoom]

True but even so, they're a happy mob golfers always walking around with a wood

And at every hole there's a device to keep their balls wet, clean, and shiny.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I'm going to direct blame at @LisaMayTurner for changing the topic from animal antics to golf ️

Oh no you don't! It's a biological fact that humans are animals, too. But are golfy people?

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm going to direct blame at @LisaMayTurner for changing the topic from animal antics to golf ️

They're interconnected. You haven't played golf until you've tried to figure out how to hit through a gaggle of geese. And dodge all the goose poop.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

@SimonDoom , @LisaMayTurner , why doesn't a wombat get invited back again?

 

[Artfan2]

Oh no you don't! It's a biological fact that humans are animals, too. But are golfy people?

I'm sure that golfers often do rude things like the horses do when someone flirts with them. It's just less observable with golfers.

 

[SimonDoom]

@SimonDoom , @LisaMayTurner , why doesn't a wombat get invited back again?

Uh, why?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because he eats roots and leaves

 

[Trionyx]

Similarly, the panda wasn’t allowed back in the restaurant because all it does is eat shoots and leaves.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Sperm whales, if something that big is swimming around in the ocean, and let's face it, people give things names for a reason, that means every time you go for a swim at the beach, it's quite likely that some of the 'water' you're swimming in is actually whale cum. No wonder sea water is so damn salty

 

[Ellies_adventures]

How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Chuck is a synonym for toss, so are those little eager beavers tossing their wood all day?

 

[iwatchus]

I knew a young very um "romantic" man many years ago. He was way overly proud of his equipment. But he got very uncomfortable when whale documentaries came on. He felt too intimidated. It was one of the funniest things I have seen.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Oh and beavers, need I say more?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Yes I do, ... furry beavers. And they have big teeth...

 

[iwatchus]

I went half way round the world to see the boobies in the Galapagos.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Chuck is a synonym for toss, so are those little eager beavers tossing their wood all day?

Hmm...

 

[NuclearFairy]

And those unkind ravens and murderous crows.

 

[WittyUserName]

So turkeys 'gobble', pigs 'squeal', what other interesting antics do animals get up to?

We could keep listing things for different animals, but we'll never know what the fox says...

 

[MrPixel]

The worst thing about dogs is they can livk their own Dicks, now I dint know about anyone else here, but I sure as hell can't do that

https://redclaysoul.com/grizzard-that-dogll-bite-you/

 

[KittyOfSteele]

We could keep listing things for different animals, but we'll never know what the fox says...

*Sigh* There goes another earworm going RINGDINGDINGDINGDING!

Only reason to go back to 2016.

 

[SimonDoom]

Sperm whales, if something that big is swimming around in the ocean, and let's face it, people give things names for a reason, that means every time you go for a swim at the beach, it's quite likely that some of the 'water' you're swimming in is actually whale cum. No wonder sea water is so damn salty

There might be a good story there, but it probably wouldn't pass the "no bestiality" rule.

 

[WittyUserName]

*Sigh* There goes another earworm going RINGDINGDINGDINGDING!

Only reason to go back to 2016.

An earworm? Oh no! I'm so sorry. Summer 2016 was amazing. Pokemon Go brought so many people together.

 

[PapaRomantic]

I see I wandered into the Fet/Sexuality thread by mistake again...

 

[OralAllOver]

black rats spread bubonic plague

naughty, naughty mr rat

 

[Britva415]

There might be a good story there, but it probably wouldn't pass the "no bestiality" rule.

Whales fucking each other isn't bestiality

 

[SimonDoom]

Whales fucking each other isn't bestiality

No, but I think the rule is broader than that. I don't think whale fucking would be allowed at Lit.

And that's yet another Lit conversation I never thought I'd have.