Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

My late wife was a master at making me cum for her. Sometimes on her tits, sometimes on her clothing, sometimes on myself. She hated the thought of a man eating his own cum, so I never did that.
I have jerked off and shot it into my coffee. It really doesn't change the taste too much.

I’m so sorry for your loss of your wonderful wife .
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
belly or floor or toilet :)
 
Onto a towel while standing next to bed. At times I miss and have more cleanup, especially if I’m being watched.
 
Once I read the user manual, generally in bed afraid "the stuff" would hit my eye and I would go blind!!
Then later I played, hit the open mouth, not too successful so switched to fill my cupped hand up.(I was really good at that) Swallowing it after , I found an acquired taste-- pretty good!

finally date night and the girl would let me put it in her mouth but just as I started to explode she aimed away from her face. Then a date sucked and played and when I exploded locked on and swallow all of it.. I married that ANGLE
 
When I started it was into Kleenex, then I mastered the “art” of leaning to my left and cumming on the inside of my left thigh while on my back. Now, if my wife isn’t available, it’s on the floor, or counter, or my belly.

When I was 15, I was babysitting for my boss and his wife who I worked at their gas station. One night, when their kids were sleeping and I was there babysitting until they got home, my bosses wife left a pair of red silk panties on the bathroom floor. My urges took over, and I jerked into them and quickly shoved them in the laundry basket in the hall. I felt guilty about it, especially when I went to work a day later and saw her face to face. Still jerk to that even though it was a bazillion years ago!
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
Usually onto chest or belly as I prefer sitting.

If its performed by girl, I liked her to lick it up straight off my front. But only a couple of girls have done that :)
 
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