Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

TP or into the toilet (I hate cleanup and trying to deal with evidence). But if I'm feeling especially horny or kinky that day, maybe directly onto my stomach or chest, might even kick my legs over my head and let it land in my mouth (but then I have to brush my teeth and shower). But that's name a once or twice a year thing. 99.9% of the time, it's TP.
Lol. "The evidence." Ive tried shooting into my mouth on those "special days." It rarely makes it in!
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
Hand and lap it up. 🤩
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
My wife always has a towel available wherever we go.
 
I sit right in the recliner I'm in now move to the front put a paper towel down on the floor and let her go. Once in a while I can do it hands free but that's not often
 
If I'm alone, I like to cum in my hand and then eat it.

If I'm with my wife, I usually cum on my stomach and chest. She cleans it off (with tp). Would love for her to watch me eat it (or order me to), but I doubt that's ever going to be in the cards.
My late wife was a master at making me cum for her. Sometimes on her tits, sometimes on her clothing, sometimes on myself. She hated the thought of a man eating his own cum, so I never did that.
I have jerked off and shot it into my coffee. It really doesn't change the taste too much.
 
My late wife was a master at making me cum for her. Sometimes on her tits, sometimes on her clothing, sometimes on myself. She hated the thought of a man eating his own cum, so I never did that.
I have jerked off and shot it into my coffee. It really doesn't change the taste too much.
Puts a whole new interpretation of the song: “You’re The Cream In My Coffee”
 
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