Weird ways to masturbate

[bobb_sledd]

My current favorite method is standing in front of the water jet in my pool.

 

[easyoff]

My current favorite method is standing in front of the water jet in my pool.

Return jets can be fun front or back.......

 

[SirSparky]

Ive sat on the jet in a hot tub jacuzzi and greling the jet going between my legs and over my balls

 

[Elle4u2use2]

Pillow
Comforter
Bedposts
Dirty laundry
Towels
stuffed animals
Pan handles
Curling iron
Markers
Cucumber
Banana
Cell phone vibration
Back massager

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I’ve shoved the electric toothbrush up my ass and most kitchen implements with a handle

 

[SirSparky]

Ive used a bud beer bottle in my ass, toothbrush handle, hairbrush handle also up my ass

 

[Sckrfay]

Pillow
Comforter
Bedposts
Dirty laundry
Towels
stuffed animals
Pan handles
Curling iron
Markers
Cucumber
Banana
Cell phone vibration
Back massager

Nice list!

 

[Bigspurt]

It's zucchini season in Ohio and they "cum" in all sizes.

 

[Niceguyinsouth]

Return jets can be fun front or back.......

lol I just noticed this last week I was in pool and leaned over side in front of jet and was like wow this feels good!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

lol I just noticed this last week I was in pool and leaned over side in front of jet and was like wow this feels good!

Jets in my pool wouldn’t make me cum, but it is a lovely sensation

 

[Niceguyinsouth]

Jets in my pool wouldn’t make me cum, but it is a lovely sensation

It made me cum

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

It made me cum

Dirty fucker in your swim shorts

 

[Niceguyinsouth]

Dirty fucker in your swim shorts

I was nude

 

[Super13]

Pillow
Comforter
Bedposts
Dirty laundry
Towels
stuffed animals
Pan handles
Curling iron
Markers
Cucumber
Banana
Cell phone vibration
Back massager

yummy visions in my head

 

[budlight69]

I was actually just telling this slightly embarrassing secret about myself to a friend recently and now I find this thread which is right on point so I feel compelled to share.

When I first discovered my penis as a teenage boy I did not have siblings or parents who informed me about playing with myself or even friends who told me how to get things accomplished. No I was pretty much just left to my own devices and had to discover what to do all by myself.

It turns out that for the first 6 months or so I had adopted a different way of reaching orgasms, opposed to the more efficient grip and pump style that has lasted until now. What I would do is sit with my thighs and knees spread apart and my cock pointing straight up to my face and I would put the palms of both of my hands on either side of it and roll it very quickly between my hands going up and down. Exactly the way people would start a fire.

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I move up and down as I did it moving my hands back and forth quickly. My penis would get warm and hot and if I did enough times eventually the buildup would be enough to get me over the top. And once I would have my orgasm I would stop the fire stick rubbing and now press all up along the urethra with my fingertips kind of like the way someone might be fingering a clarinet.
I guess a lot of those early climaxes were dry but I remember that sometimes while I would be fingering my instrument dribbles of semen would be leaking or oozing from the tip. I remember that they did feel great but they didn't have the same forceful strong feeling that my more mature masturbation style brought about when I eventuallyView attachment 2433672 switched it up

I used that same method myself when I first discovered masturbation!

 

[Outoftown53]

So the obvious suction-cup dildo stuck to the bathroom tiles and the obligatory jewelled steel plug are give-ins during playtime, but that one time I was feeling decisively naughty and used a girthy carrot while bent over the balcony rail while stroking my throbbing cock.
Think I need to re-visit that level of fun again.

Sounds like fun. I'd love to join you in your escapades.

 

[lets_roll_12]

Pillow
Comforter
Bedposts
Dirty laundry
Towels
stuffed animals
Pan handles
Curling iron
Markers
Cucumber
Banana
Cell phone vibration
Back massager

Lotsa fun in that list

 

[lets_roll_12]

Sounds like fun. I'd love to join you in your escapades.

Mutual fun indeed!

 

[Outoftown53]

Mutual fun indeed!

I'd love to chat about what we could get up to.

 

[cadman7777]

Pillow
Comforter
Bedposts
Dirty laundry
Towels
stuffed animals
Pan handles
Curling iron
Markers
Cucumber
Banana
Cell phone vibration
Back massager

this looks like a scavenger hunt list....I love it though

 

[Naughtylo]

I've used my husbands friends phone.

 

[spawnofdavey]

I've used my husbands friends phone.

You've got to tell more!

 

[SirSparky]

I've used my husbands friends phone.

You can use my phone anytime

 

[subdudeme13]

I've used my husbands friends phone.

Was it on vibrate?

 

[Naughtylo]

Oh yes. Lol.
Hubby kept ringing it. Lol