Explain your username

[MagicFlute]

I had several frenum piercings in my shaft. A previous lover once said she could put her fingers on the holes then play it like a flute. That inspired my name.

 

[SimonSex]

Oddly enough, my family name begins with S-E-X. As you might imagine, there’s a lot of us.

 

[armyjoe19k]

Humm..

I think I can figure it out, you have beautiful eyes!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Why explain when I can show you?

 

[munch2much]

Despite my svelte appearance and perfect BMI, I eat like a horse!

 

[Abeona1]

Despite my svelte appearance and perfect BMI, I eat like a horse!

Well that answers one of my questions

 

[Abeona1]

Despite my svelte appearance and perfect BMI, I eat like a horse!

Thought it might be related to cunilingus

 

[munch2much]

Thought it might be related to cunilingus

Well I do love doing that. It’s so intimate. Plus is good for a finale after someone’s already cum a few times

 

[Abeona1]

Well I do love doing that. It’s so intimate. Plus is good for a finale after someone’s already cum a few times

Show off

 

[munch2much]

Show off

Sadly, not recently!

 

[Abeona1]

Well I do love doing that. It’s so intimate. Plus is good for a finale after someone’s already cum a few times

For 75% of woman it's not the finale it's the main course.

 

[munch2much]

For 75% of woman it's not the finale it's the main course.

I always new that one day they’d discover a good use for mathematics!

 

[Abeona1]

I always new that one day they’d discover a good use for mathematics!

Well the 75% few times you think they are enjoying themselves they are waiting for the 25% finale. If only men were good at maths women would be having 100% finale. Remember that next time you get lucky. no need to thank me

 

[munch2much]

Well the 75% few times you think they are enjoying themselves they are waiting for the 25% finale. If only men were good at maths women would be having 100% finale. Remember that next time you get lucky. no need to thank me

Dayum I spent too much time focusing on Pythagorean theories to calculate the correct angle of the dangle. Got be very careful where I’m shoving my hypotenuse!!

 

[Abeona1]

Dayum I spent too much time focusing on Pythagorean theories to calculate the correct angle of the dangle. Got be very careful where I’m shoving my hypotenuse!!

Somebody didn't go to after school O (ohhhh) level revision

 

[TwystedDzyre]

Because I have always been extreme and limitless in terms of all things sexual, I tend to think of myself as one with very twisted sexual needs, desires, thoughts, and actions.

And, so, I wanted my username to somehow reflect that -- not just in the type of words I chose, but in their very shape, form, and appearance.

-- Twysted Dzyre

 

[munch2much]

Somebody didn't go to after school O (ohhhh) level revision

I’ll have you know I got AAA at A Level
And AA at Vibrator Power Source School, followed by an Ahhh in my practical

 

[Abeona1]

I’ll have you know I got AAA at A Level
And AA at Vibrator Power Source School, followed by an Ahhh in my practical

I'm sure you did. I feel an honour 🎖 Cumming on.

 

[Draven_Crow13]

Big fan of the movie The Crow

 

[Bloodandglitter]

It's a line from a Kasabian song

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hi, I'm not really bfg! She's cute and all and my bff, but I'm @Shenanigans90.
Can't you tell by all my hilarious posts trying to stir things up when I'm bored? It's a good thing I'm not always bored.

That's why I chose my name. I'm just a fun, lovable pot stirrer with a great sense of humor. That's why bfg likes me. She says I'm sassy.



*bfg runs away*

 

[CarlyAnn]

It’s a name tag that a waitress dropped in a restaurant where I used to eat. Just so happens the first part is a cat that I loved and the second part is the name of my favorite Aunt. I wore it at work to keep patients from knowing my real name. My coworkers even went along with it.

 

[Sunlover102]

If I remember right I was signing up sitting in the sun trying to think of an easy name to remember.
I came up with sunlover but it was gone.
So I went to my lazy place and added 101.
Left for a while. Came back, couldn't be arsed thinking of a new name so went to 102.
So when you see 103 down the track .....it's me .
I will have returned.....
Again.

 

[NippleMuncher]

While I am enchanted by the entirety of the female form, I am quite partial to the upper torso region, somewhere slightly below the neckline and a bit above the belly button. Just a little left of the right side and a little right of the left side. There will be found, mounds of joy topped with the most luscious of decorations, the tastiest of morsels, the cherries atop of the objects of my desire. The name just seemed appropriate, as did the avatar.

 

[Passionate_Gent]

Seems appropriate with my nature and sexual desires.