Explain your username

[mnbreastluver]

I was so drunk, I’m telling you.
That played into bad judgement.
Led to me looking shallow.
Turns out I’m an ass guy too.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

I was so drunk, I’m telling you.
That played into bad judgement.
Led to me looking shallow.

Been there my friend, been there.

 

[chame1eon]

It's chameleon, because I feel like I'm eclectic and i like unusual mixes of things. maybe it should have been chimera or something instead. It has a 1 in the middle because chameleon was taken and I didn't want to put a number at the end.

 

[deft]

A typo. It’s supposed to be “daft”

 

[QwertyMaster]

When I made my account I didn't expect to post on the forums so I didn't put much thought into the name.

The Qwerty part is just something I latched onto when I was in high school. I originally used it for gamer tags but I started using it elsewhere after that. To me it's mostly just a bit of nonsense that I throw on to make the username different. In the way some people will throw on a number on their username.

The second part was originally going to be "Master" for....reasons. But "Qwertymaster" was already taken at the time. The Maker was the next thing I came up with and just went with it.

If I could go back in time I would have changed it but at this point

 

[bisissyhusband1]

I’m married and I like to dress in my red lace thong and suck a big cock while my wife and her girlfriends peg my sissy pussy. bisissyhusband1 seemed appropriate!

 

[CuriousJInLA]

When I joined I was literally just curious about the site. Had I known I’d be stuck with the name I probably would’ve gone with something else

 

[pntyhseluvr]

I both enjoy seeing women and men wearing pantyhose as well as wearing them to masturbate

 

[Awaywego]

Lit is my getaway place, from work, the day, and life in general. Like the lyrics say, "free your mind, your heart will follow.." so away we go!

 

[JesseWallace]

I opted for Jesse Wallace as it’s the name of a lead character in one of my favourite films, Before Sunrise, and played by one of my favourite actors, Ethan Hawke.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/

It’s a long way from my actual name, but if someone picked up on the link already (or ever does in the future) then I’d be immediately aroused … You can’t put a price on what it’s like when people ‘get’ you, or want to learn more about the things that make you tick.

Any fellow Before fans here? It’s a great film that spawned two fascinating sequels.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I day drink in parks and bang pickleball gilfs what else would my user name be?

 

[OldSoldier96]

The quote “beware an old man in a profession where men die young” In the infantry I’m like a grandfather in my age. 96 is the year I enlisted.

 

[AnomalyLady]

The quote “beware an old man in a profession where men die young” In the infantry I’m like a grandfather in my age. 96 is the year I enlisted.

Thank you for your service!

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm English and live in Bangkok, lived and worked here since 1994. Bit of a pervert but I thought adding that to my username would make it extremely long.

You will need to change it to caribbean_dude now.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I was not original with mine

 

[PFWilly]

At one time during my working years, I was a professional forester.

The first USFS foresters were sometimes called Piss Fir Willy’s. My first name is Bill, a jackass I worked with for awhile started referring to me as Piss Fir, he thought it would irritate me. Instead it amused me. It still does…lol.

 

[munch2much]

Despite having an allegedly perfect BMI …I eat like a horse!

 

[Ciceri]

My last name is Cicero but that was already taken here so I used the nearest letter to O

 

[BDA73]

Its in my signature
Big (I'm a nig heavy guy)
Daddy (i have a son who is now 22)
Al (Alex is my name)
73 as in 1973

 

[Sincitysleepless]

Well when I found the site and started exploring I lived in the vegas area and suffered from insomnia. So I just went with it. Was not until after I had created it that I realized how much it sounded like a movie title

 

[SlyderInside]

It’s a dirty little pun that plays on a baseball pitch with a silly mid-spelling.

 

[mellowyellows]

It was the description of the motorcycle I rode at that time.

 

[Flickinghardbeans]

I like flicking and playing with hard clits. I like Boston bake beans candy, I like jelly beans, I like being hard and flicking people off. Name does mean a lot I guess.

 

[Cernunnos69]

Cernuunos is the Horned God, the ancient celtic god of Wild Places, Creatures and Lust!! And he's my inner sex persona! 69 you must know . . .

 

[stressedsubject]

Though I do think its funny that people joke/say I'm too stressed. When I thought of my username I did think of it in two ways:
One, I am a stressed subject I think that's rather relatable as we all can feel a bit of stress from the day to day
Two, in the way of the phrase ""Stressing the subject" as in the importance of the subject. I will preface that I did workshop this username for a doodle art account and decided on something else. But, yeah if was to say as if I was stressing the subject of my doods