Cock Talk

[jason28053]

I only want my lady bits referred to as "robust" moving forward please.

All your lady bits?

 

[Trubbycat]

I only want my lady bits referred to as "robust" moving forward please.

Good heavens, madam, your clitoris is robust!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

All your lady bits?

Just the robust ones

 

[jason28053]

Just the robust ones

Gotcha. Emphasis on Bust

 

[AveryElle]

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
What? No.

Doesn’t it hurt a little?
Probably, but...why would I unintentionally have a wounded crotch?

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
robust, but not as robust as Kraft Zesty Italian? The worst would be anything around childbirth.

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
No. Well, maybe if they really deserve it.

What would you like to know about our testicles?
Very little, actually. I would like to know why guys shave them but then have hair elsewhere. Do they know it looks weird?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would like to know why guys shave them but then have hair elsewhere. Do they know it looks weird?

There is no clear guidance on proper groin hairdos.
However, a freshly shorn ballsack feels great!

 

[AveryElle]

There is no clear guidance on proper groin hairdos.
However, a freshly shorn ballsack feels great!

as long as you know smooth balls and hairy legs/belly looks ridiculous, then it's all good!

 

[hotwords229_A]

as long as you know smooth balls and hairy legs/belly looks ridiculous, then it's all good!

I am a man of fine, light body hair. But I can see how a gorilla guy would look comical.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Good heavens, madam, your clitoris is robust!

Adds to the list of things I want printed on a T-shirt

 

[Apisto42]

Can I lick and suck on them? Too many find them too sensitive...

Only if you want me to cum fairly quickly. You can use your teeth a little too at a certain point when my brain no longer distinguishes any difference betwixt pain and pleasure.

What would you like to know about our testicles?
Very little, actually. I would like to know why guys shave them but then have hair elsewhere. Do they know it looks weird?

There is no clear guidance on proper groin hairdos.
However, a freshly shorn ballsack feels great!

as long as you know smooth balls and hairy legs/belly looks ridiculous, then it's all good!

I don’t really care how the boys look if someone is licking them. And it feels better to me if they are just licking and sucking hairless skin. Probably to them as well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?
Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?
Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?
Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?
If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?
What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?
What was one of your most embarrassing moments?
How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?
What one thing could make Lit better?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?
Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?
Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?
Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?
If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?
What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?
What was one of your most embarrassing moments?
How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?
What one thing could make Lit better?

I am a covert litster. None of my friends or family know.
I delete my browser religiously.
I would leave instantly if my true identity was ever required by this place.
I did make a true friend which I would consider my greatest moment. I am hopeful someday I might make another.
I am basically the same smartass antagonist I was from the very beginning and will probably continue to be so.
Bring back the free range titty pics with out all the links

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?
Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?
Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?
Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?
If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?
What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?
What was one of your most embarrassing moments?
How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?
What one thing could make Lit better?

That's a lot of questions.

Basically. I'm an alt. My greatest moment was being created by my genius creator. I have no real identity. No embarrassing moments. I can easily dissappear if needed. No family and no friends.

Oh...and I'm here to save Lit.

"Cheers"

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Where's @TotallyNotTaegul ?

Raawr!

 

[Apisto42]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

Lol. Usually I only lit when I’m far far away.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

I really wouldn’t know how to bring it up. Sex along with money, religion, and politics are not usually discussed with the people I know.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

Nah, I figure everything I’ve ever written that was questionable was either screen shotted or exists in a cache somewhere.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

Yes. I usually refer to some news story or “someone” I knew long ago to reference it.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

Delete.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

There was this circus feller…

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

There was this circus feller…

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

Probably. I was much more reticent and reserved when I first started posting.

What one thing could make Lit better?

The ability to put memes back to visible. I miss your opening pics.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?
I do it whenever, wherever. I don't actively show it off, but I primarily use my phone to access lit and will log in and play whilst sitting next to people IRL

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?
I discuss with friends. I share things I write. I roped one of my lovers into actually joining (I hope he comes out to play soon!!)

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?
No. I do pay attention to what I post and what identifiable information could be gleaned from things I share.
I once had a panicked moment when I uploaded the wrong picture to be my avatar. It featured the name of a local brewery on something I was holding and I caught my mistale fairly quickly. That was the night Manu moved us to the new platform and I was lucky to make the change before the new process of avatar approval went in to effect #phew

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?
Haha. Yes. There was a ruckus here about sticking fuel pumps up one's ass and I was laughing so hard and had to try to explain what lit was, what I found funny, etc. Harder to do cold turkey than I expected.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?
I think I would go with it.
Especially if it was a requirement for everyone else, too.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?
That's an impossible question!
I've spent a lot of time here
But meeting Clowns after participating in The Litties was one of the first.

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?
Accidentally making a micropenis joke with someone in the middle of his very public breakup (where his lover cited the size of his penis in her list of grievances). I hadn't read the thread and it was both hilarious and mortifying.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?
I am pretty comfortable with who I am these days. A little more relaxed about sharing details about my life. I am connecting with people behind the scenes, and IRL.

What one thing could make Lit better?
The return of Corbal, Suz_anne, Trekka, and Little_sister

 

[lavendersilk]

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

n/a

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

I speak about it in covert terms.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

No.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

No.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

Delete.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

No clue.

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

I don't think I've had one.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

I've always been a dork.

What one thing could make Lit better?

The forums? Just more engagement I guess...

The stories? An easier voting system and also more feedback. I get that people read, fap, then leave... but we should try to leave a comment afterwards. Even if it is a simple, "That was hot!" Or, "That was not very hot."

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

Not with him, but I don’t need to be in a separate room altogether. When I first found Lit, I was hopeful that this was a place we could explore together but it wasn’t his thing.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

I haven’t discussed Lit with anyone else who isn’t also on Lit.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

I’m careful. It wouldn’t be an issue of national security or anything, but of course crossover into professional life would be embarrassing.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

I don’t think I’ve slipped up too badly during conversation yet.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

I had to think about that one because I liked what Aussie said about how it would feel different if everyone had the same requirements- to sign in, etc.
I think ultimately though, I’d play it safe and just delete.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

Some of the audio threads, connecting with new and different people, seeing the kindness in strangers who could have stayed quiet but chose to reach out just because, and making incredible friendships, even those that have run their course. The Sweaters thread and now Highlights and Bombshells- I’m getting a lot out of both of those.

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

I’m not sure if I’ve been too embarrassed. Maybe if I’ve posted a picture and someone left a rude comment or something. That can be embarrassing.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

Yes, moreso what I wanted out of Lit changed, so my behavior changed. At first, I wanted less serious fun; pictures, chatting with more people on a less serious level. And then as I was here longer, my behavior changed because I didn’t want that anymore. Now, I’m here for the deeper conversations and friendships.

What one thing could make Lit better?

I think the picture issue stifles some creativity and the site shrank because of it. But it also may encourage other sorts of creativity too. So I don’t know.

 

[masterslave00]

Covert Pervert

Guilty as charged

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

I am hiding in my study

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

Dark secret

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

Yes, unfortunately

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

Almost did.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

Fortunately, there are no identifiable details on Lit at all, but if such requirement would come, I would leave Lit.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

Meeting my first true Domme

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

Being nearly exposed by fake Domme after I made an error of judgement

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

Not at all, I have always be true to myself.

What one thing could make Lit better?

Get rid of trolls and scammers

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

I Lit in the same room as him. He knows that I’m here.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

I’ve discussed it with a few close friends.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

I’m not sure exactly what scrubbing my profile would entail, but I’ve never had to delete mass numbers of posts or anything like that.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

It’s not unusual for me to bring up a person from Lit in “normal” conversation. But it’s never about anything sexual. I just refer to the person as a friend.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

I wish it wouldn’t matter, but I share things here that I don’t share with everyone who knows me. I’d have to delete it all.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

Being the host of the 2020 AmPics Tittie Awards.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🏆-the-2020-ampic-tittie-awards-🏆.1518500/#post-91963490

I had such a great time collaborating with @Moochienanu, @Justadesperatewifeandmom, @TANSTAAFL58, and many others to put together a fun couple days celebrating the wonderful people who share their naked bits.

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

Being completely duped for several years by a prolific and popular AmPics poster. I considered “her” a friend, but eventually learned that most of the pics “she” posted were taken off the internet. When I was first alerted that “she” was posting stolen pics, I went back through “her” threads and was embarrassed that I hadn’t caught the few pics that should have jumped out at me as being inconsistent with the general look of the rest of the pics.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

My persona has never changed. I’m just me. As for behavior, I think I became more confident about posting once I no longer felt like a newbie.

What one thing could make Lit better?

I’m not sure at the moment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Being the host of the 2020 AmPics Tittie Awards.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/-the-2020-ampic-tittie-awards-.1518500/#post-91963490

I had such a great time collaborating with @Moochienanu, @Justadesperatewifeandmom, @TANSTAAFL58, and many others to put together a fun couple days celebrating the wonderful people who share their naked bits.

Now I’m going to have to scroll through 50 pages of this in the hopes of any of the pics still being there!

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I need a cock, I’m edging with my vibe right now on the couch. Want to role play ?

 

[Photog1rl]

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

I only go on Lit on my phone but I will go on whenever. I don't show my screen to folks, so I am cautious and I always close my browser and phone when I set it down so what I'm doing doesn't show.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

I have discussed Lit with a few friends. One knows a lot about what I do on here and my username. It is really nice to not need to hide this part of my life from everyone.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

I don't know if I had to but when I first joined I met someone and then started a thread that revolved around an exploration of a D/S relationship and when I ended the relationship I had the thread deleted.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

I bring up folks from Lit fairly often. I refer to them as friends or friends from book club.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

I would delete it all.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

I'm not sure I've had a greatest moment. I love the times when conversation and banter and innuendo is flowing and I have the ability to participate-time alone or without other obligations. Family life and work can interfere with Lit

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

Probably how I handled a break up. Not one particular instance but just the whole thing. But you live and learn. I'm an over sharer and that won't really change.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

I am not as naive and have learned more about what I want. I don't think I've changed my persona or behavior because I'm not a newbie anymore. I think that it has changed because I don't put as much time in here as I used to. You get what you put in. If you are regularly engaging you build connections and relationships faster than if you just pop in and out or are a voyeur.

What one thing could make Lit better?

Being able to post memes/gifs consistently without them being links.

 

[NoFix4691]

My Best Friend: A Dickumentary.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/12615fd7abb8371a75a7590259a3300a/936cf3be6c6c2292-55/s500x750/0a82b4ec255c428cfde703f0b2a7971cbea704f0.jpg

Let’s talk dick pics. No, not the unsolicited ones that everyone hates, or unironic cockatars. I’m talking about taking a pic for yourself, someone who loves both of you, or even for the rarest of rare dick pics—a solicited one.

When I was about 18 (this time literally) I made a video in the backyard. A wet T-shirt striptease that ended with my pants coming down, bare ass to the camera, then turning toward the camera and pulling up just in time to give a quick glimpse of my erection. As weird as it sounds I made this video for me. I wanted to watch it and jerk off to it—which I did, numerous times. I imagined the video getting out and being seen by every girl I ever had a crush on. Unfortunately, I deleted the video after I became nervous that someone might actually see it and I’ve regretted it ever since.

I would love to see it today, you know for prosperity.

I’ve taken a few pics since then, but I am also reticent to share them. On Lit, my butt has made a few appearances, and my naked body has been shown off with some strategically placed framing, but I’m not really a dick pic sharing kind of guy.

I have had them requested a few times, but not often. I’m always a little dick shy about that. There was even once a fairly momentous moment that occurred in the Suz_anne thread a few years ago, but probably few people remember. It’s still out there somewhere in the anals D) of Lit.

Do you take dick pics? Why?
Do you like to share them, or are they more personal?
What is it with guys and dick pics?
Do you take it seriously, lighting, posing, etc. Or just snap away?
Ladies, we know you are inundated with unsolicited and we apologize, but what are some of your happy dick pic stories?

Asking someone to send a dick-pic with a particular background (e.g. next to a $5 note) can sort out time-wasters and bots from people who are serious about a meet-up.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Covert Pervert

Really good questions HW!

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

I've looked at it in the same room but I'm pretty conscientious about being respectful and private.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

Just my therapist! She has lots of thoughts about you guys

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

I self edit and I've had threads deleted because it was time for them to go for various reasons. But just deleting everything feels very sad to me. I hate when other people do it - even though I understand their reasons.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

All the time! Usually, I "read an article", "heard a podcast" or "saw a Tiktok" but there have been innumerable ways Litsters have improved my life from sexy ideas to recipes to practical solutions to real problems.

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

I'm already one foot out, that would definitely make me go. For lots of reasons, but mainly - who would be left? I very certain demographic that I don't know that I'd share much in common with.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

Without a doubt The Audiophiles podcast - specifically Dear Miles and PLP

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

They almost always involve giving someone a change despite what my gut says.
I don't know though... like regret is different that embarrassment... Idk I guess I don't embarrass easily.

ETA - no wait! If we mean privately, forever ago I accidentally messaged a spicy message meant for one Litster to another Litster who I was not at all spicy with at the time.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

I'd like to know someone who's been here a substantial amount of time who hasn't gone through changes - Lit eras - we all learn to navigate, manage, and make better boundaries and hone in on what and who we are looking for.

What one thing could make Lit better?

I'll second a clearer, more liberal picture policy but, if I cant have that, then I want better emoji reactions. This is the Lit hill I will die on. I don't always want lovey googly eyes and let me assure you that not ever laugh is that kind of laugh.