LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

you all truly dont need to suck up to me, though I am honored that any of you choose me...

fyi, its Eiza Gonzalez

and you must have a thing for older women/milfs based on your porn star selections! ;)
I do love a good milf yes... hehehe
 
to use within two years at your conveniece...10 days spread over two years. or 10 days straight. or 10 out of 20 days. or whatever you want...within two years.

I apparently cant write for medical companies...

may cause stomach cramps, headaches, liver disease, jaundice, toothache, trenchfoot, hair loss, cancer, heart disease, gout, erection problems, urinary tract infections, dizziness, swollen lymph nodes...if death occurs please consult your doctor...

haha
Oh good, that i can manage haha

So... when are you free to start? 😜
 
hey everyone who picking time with a person(s) of your choice...who? Beyonce? Porn star du jour? Kim Kardashian? Former teacher? Cutie that you always liked in high school? WHO WHO WHO...give it up!
Hmm...it would be a close one between Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney right now for actors. Gabbie Carter for porn. Katy Perry for musician.
 
FYI...

-lots and lots of small unresolved plot holes in Jurassic Park whatever its called
-some fun scenes and of course a guy gets his head chomped off
-one dinosaur is really really stupid looking and looks more like an alien than a dinosaur
-reviews are otherwise accurate...entertaining popcorn fare, some stupid stuff for sure, some fun stuff, etc
 
FYI...

-lots and lots of small unresolved plot holes in Jurassic Park whatever its called
-some fun scenes and of course a guy gets his head chomped off
-one dinosaur is really really stupid looking and looks more like an alien than a dinosaur
-reviews are otherwise accurate...entertaining popcorn fare, some stupid stuff for sure, some fun stuff, etc
Were there any sex scenes?
https://ibb.co/xSRVZMdz
 
FYI...

-lots and lots of small unresolved plot holes in Jurassic Park whatever its called
-some fun scenes and of course a guy gets his head chomped off
-one dinosaur is really really stupid looking and looks more like an alien than a dinosaur
-reviews are otherwise accurate...entertaining popcorn fare, some stupid stuff for sure, some fun stuff, etc
Let's be honest.... we're kinky watching it for Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johanneson's tight top 😂
 
Ok...

You've won the sexual lottery, what do you claim as your prize?

1. 10 nights with the partner of your choice...celebrity, co-worker, spouse (or ex spouse?!), former crush, Lit friend...whatever you want and to use within two years at your conveniece.

2. Add up to five inches to your penis length and 1 inch in girth...permanent addition

3. One 72 hour period with up to four partners of your choice...you can take porn stars, actresses, anyone...use within two years.

4. A VR machine that lets you rewatch any sexual experience you have ever had and watch it at your leisure...good for five years

5. A magic pill that ensures you never cum in less than an hour and you always get hard on demand...good for five years.
#5 Make up for lost time and after 5 years I'll be put out to pasture anyways :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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