~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[peter252]

Nocks on my door posting mail

 

[kellyt1994]

Once auditioned to be the mailman in a Village People tribute band.

 

[Jodaily]

Once did the mailman in a Village People tribute band. Or maybe twice.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once did the mailman in a Village People tribute band. Or maybe twice.

Played “capture the flag” with the Village People. The rules are very different.

 

[EctoJohn]

He continues to try and scientifically prove the flat Earth.

 

[kellyt1994]

Played “capture the flag” with the Village People. The rules are very different.

Joined the navy but was disappointed at the lack of Indians.

 

[kellyt1994]

He continues to try and scientifically prove the flat Earth.

Has a longtime fantasy of debating round earth theory with Dolly Parton.

 

[kellyt1994]

Once rented The Wind In The Willows expecting Alyson Hannigan fart porn.

 

[Jodaily]

Was so inspired by Stephen King’s “Carrie” that she burned down her high school prom.

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks I went to high school.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks I went to high school.

Never went to high school. Still attended seven proms. There were only two fires.

 

[Jodaily]

Got a good deal on a couple of slightly scorched prom dresses. He wears them on his evening walks around downtown.

 

[peter252]

Gets turned on with prom dresses

 

[Jodaily]

Was an Eagle scout

 

[Coyote100]

Was a girl scout.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was a scout eagle.

 

[kellyt1994]

Was an Eagle scout

Was kicked out of Boy Scouts for sewing his merit badges onto prom dresses.

 

[kellyt1994]

Was a scout eagle.

Kicked out of multiple bird watching groups for masturbating to Great Blue Herons. I mean, we've all done it but how 'bout some discretion?

 

[Jodaily]

Was kicked out of Girl Scouts for boffing the the Boy Scout leader.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Was kicked out of Girl Scouts for boffing the the Boy Scout leader.

Doesn't really wank it. He just rubs it on everything that he passes by.

 

[Jodaily]

Oooh, I like it.

Uses a frequency generator called bob

 

[kellyt1994]

Was kicked out of Girl Scouts for boffing the the Boy Scout leader.

You really liked making me call you "Scoutmaster".

<--- Really was banned from Dallas BDSM events for "acting weird". And to appreciate the enormity of that I was a 21 year old dancer at the time. I blame "coffee".

 

[Qky75]

You really liked making me call you "Scoutmaster".

<--- Really was banned from Dallas BDSM events for "acting weird". And to appreciate the enormity of that I was a 21 year old dancer at the time. I blame "coffee".

Took the Dallas Munch literally not realizing there's a fine line between kink and cannibalism

 

[Jodaily]

Quit going to the Dallas Munch when a little too much was munched off

 

[Jodaily]

You really liked making me call you "Scoutmaster".

<--- Really was banned from Dallas BDSM events for "acting weird". And to appreciate the enormity of that I was a 21 year old dancer at the time. I blame "coffee".

And you loved calling me master