Wit & Nipples 🍒

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Good morning! 😍😍

Damn what a weekend. I love spontaneous drunken nights that end in hotels and that’s exactly what happened this weekend. The festival was all I could have imagined and more - expensive drinks, overpriced food all paired with a bad sound system and a high pollen count. Nothing that can’t be fixed with shots of tequila that I snuck in, hidden within mini mouthwash bottles in the waistband of my thong and under my bra. The sounds of an awful Duran Duran cover band fills my ears as I drunkenly pull my dress up to try to hover as gracefully as I can over the portaloo toilet whilst Sophie empties her bag on the floor looking for her lighter so as to spark the joint we kept coming back to the loo to smoke. The door opens violently, swaying open to reveal the crowds queuing and we realise we didn’t close it properly and alas what rolls out? Her grinder. And a HUGE cloud of smoke. We were swiftly escorted off the site and had to find entertainment for the rest of the afternoon. Two bars and a new group of friends later we were all in a hotel room drinking and playing cards.

I made out with sophie and a new friend. The men weren’t allowed to join in. Shame, as a foursome would have ended the night beautifully.

Sunday was spent drinking multi vitamin drinks and hovering over a bucket. Hangover 1 - Bean 0

I hope your weekends were just as fun filled as mine! I felt like a teenager again 😅😍

Oh and, fuck one more thing. This isn’t to “show off” or anything but this isn’t the only site I post too and I have hundreds of messages I’m constantly trying to get back too….if I was to sit and respond to everyone I would be on my phone…. 24/7!

and I always get really panicked when I haven’t replied to someone! I don’t want you guys to think I’m ignoring you when you send me a lovely message over the DMs. Today I’ll be replying to each one ( if I can ) the timing thingy here makes it kinda hard? It tells me 18 seconds between replying whereas let’s say on insta or elsewhere it’s pretty much… instant. Not to promote that site or whatever but if anyone does use IG, and you want to see more of me I post there too! I’m not very active on any of my socials including here because I don’t get paid for it ( if I did I’d be far more active hahah ) but I guess I want you all to feel wanted by me so mmmm I guess I can give you a lil more access to me across the board! We can have more fun that way ;) I’m guessing there aren’t any rules regarding crossing social media sites?

My IG - Cocobeanx99

Ooooh and I will be posting something fun later 💃🏻
 
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Love the little look into your life, Bean, but I guess I kinda wish you would have gone for the foursome, but then I realize you would have had to deal with the hangover anyway. So maybe it's good that you didn't. Hope the rest of your week is free of trouble and pain ❤️

P.s. I'm one of the DMs you haven't gotten back to yet ;)
 
Hangover is alright... don't get a hangunder! :D No insta here. So sorry. :)
Don’t apologise ;) I’ve already had a few people who I talk too here follow me over there through private conversations so it was just a ‘maybe’ for those who do have it, especially for those instant dm responses! It’s pain in the ass. If I reply to 4 people separately here it takes about 20 minutes. On an instant messaging platform that takes 5. I like to send longer messages too!!!

Well I don’t mind hanging under you? 👀
 
I don’t give over so easily, tell me why I should show you more? ;)
The thought of you almost having that foursome....the video this morning has me ready to get up and conquer right now.
Good morning. 😈😈😈

Glad you are safe after your weekend though. NGL. Honestly as turned on as you already have me, that made me smile first. 🤗🤗
 
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Good morning! 😍😍

Damn what a weekend. I love spontaneous drunken nights that end in hotels and that’s exactly what happened this weekend. The festival was all I could have imagined and more - expensive drinks, overpriced food all paired with a bad sound system and a high pollen count. Nothing that can’t be fixed with shots of tequila that I snuck in, hidden within mini mouthwash bottles in the waistband of my thong and under my bra. The sounds of an awful Duran Duran cover band fills my ears as I drunkenly pull my dress up to try to hover as gracefully as I can over the portaloo toilet whilst Sophie empties her bag on the floor looking for her lighter so as to spark the joint we kept coming back to the loo to smoke. The door opens violently, swaying open to reveal the crowds queuing and we realise we didn’t close it properly and alas what rolls out? Her grinder. And a HUGE cloud of smoke. We were swiftly escorted off the site and had to find entertainment for the rest of the afternoon. Two bars and a new group of friends later we were all in a hotel room drinking and playing cards.

I made out with sophie and a new friend. The men weren’t allowed to join in. Shame, as a foursome would have ended the night beautifully.

Sunday was spent drinking multi vitamin drinks and hovering over a bucket. Hangover 1 - Bean 0

I hope your weekends were just as fun filled as mine! I felt like a teenager again 😅😍

Oh and, fuck one more thing. This isn’t to “show off” or anything but this isn’t the only site I post too and I have hundreds of messages I’m constantly trying to get back too….if I was to sit and respond to everyone I would be on my phone…. 24/7!

and I always get really panicked when I haven’t replied to someone! I don’t want you guys to think I’m ignoring you when you send me a lovely message over the DMs. Today I’ll be replying to each one ( if I can ) the timing thingy here makes it kinda hard? It tells me 18 seconds between replying whereas let’s say on insta or elsewhere it’s pretty much… instant. Not to promote that site or whatever but if anyone does use IG, and you want to see more of me I post there too! I’m not very active on any of my socials including here because I don’t get paid for it ( if I did I’d be far more active hahah ) but I guess I want you all to feel wanted by me so mmmm I guess I can give you a lil more access to me across the board! We can have more fun that way ;) I’m guessing there aren’t any rules regarding crossing social media sites?

My IG - Cocobeanx99

Ooooh and I will be posting something fun later 💃🏻
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Good morning! 😍😍

Damn what a weekend. I love spontaneous drunken nights that end in hotels and that’s exactly what happened this weekend. The festival was all I could have imagined and more - expensive drinks, overpriced food all paired with a bad sound system and a high pollen count. Nothing that can’t be fixed with shots of tequila that I snuck in, hidden within mini mouthwash bottles in the waistband of my thong and under my bra. The sounds of an awful Duran Duran cover band fills my ears as I drunkenly pull my dress up to try to hover as gracefully as I can over the portaloo toilet whilst Sophie empties her bag on the floor looking for her lighter so as to spark the joint we kept coming back to the loo to smoke. The door opens violently, swaying open to reveal the crowds queuing and we realise we didn’t close it properly and alas what rolls out? Her grinder. And a HUGE cloud of smoke. We were swiftly escorted off the site and had to find entertainment for the rest of the afternoon. Two bars and a new group of friends later we were all in a hotel room drinking and playing cards.

I made out with sophie and a new friend. The men weren’t allowed to join in. Shame, as a foursome would have ended the night beautifully.

Sunday was spent drinking multi vitamin drinks and hovering over a bucket. Hangover 1 - Bean 0

I hope your weekends were just as fun filled as mine! I felt like a teenager again 😅😍

Oh and, fuck one more thing. This isn’t to “show off” or anything but this isn’t the only site I post too and I have hundreds of messages I’m constantly trying to get back too….if I was to sit and respond to everyone I would be on my phone…. 24/7!

and I always get really panicked when I haven’t replied to someone! I don’t want you guys to think I’m ignoring you when you send me a lovely message over the DMs. Today I’ll be replying to each one ( if I can ) the timing thingy here makes it kinda hard? It tells me 18 seconds between replying whereas let’s say on insta or elsewhere it’s pretty much… instant. Not to promote that site or whatever but if anyone does use IG, and you want to see more of me I post there too! I’m not very active on any of my socials including here because I don’t get paid for it ( if I did I’d be far more active hahah ) but I guess I want you all to feel wanted by me so mmmm I guess I can give you a lil more access to me across the board! We can have more fun that way ;) I’m guessing there aren’t any rules regarding crossing social media sites?

My IG - Cocobeanx99

Ooooh and I will be posting something fun later 💃🏻
Followed on IG and sent a quick DM as IG will dox my first name!
 
I don’t give over so easily, tell me why I should show you more? ;)
This angle is perfect for visual teasing but if you would like more than just teasing us, even enjoy a thirsty mouth 👄, playful tongue 👅, massaging magic hands 👐 even more some hard 🍆💦 fulfilling fillings all of them or any of them definitely are need a better angle! 😉😘
 
Holy shit, im ready and waiting and you look incredible 😍😍
Well I’m only down the road ;) Thankyou, though, as always 😍
Spicy mode activated 😘
XX spicy bean mode today ;)
So good to see you! I'm glad you had a wonderful weekend! :heart::heart::heart:
Thankyouuuu beautiful lady!!! 🩵🩵 it was truly wonderful, it’s a shame none of us can meet and boogie 💃🏻 🕺🏼 ( not sure it it would be a good idea to run a “lit” festival … or would it? ) 🤣
 
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