Wit & Nipples 🍒

Quote incoming:

“While I was shagging this one, I was fingering the one up here and I was toe fucking the one one the floor”

“It’s amazing how good you are with birds jay”

Neil was amazing. It took me a while to appreciate him but soooo good.

And the “not gay” father đŸ€Ł.

Like may great comedies, it was quite poignant at times and unexpectedly tugged at the heartstrings occasionally.

But it deserves a special award for its own vacab 
 clunge and bus-wanker are iconic đŸ™‡â€â™‚ïž

Well I shall give your recommendation a go and let you know, thank ya kindly ma’am!
 
The breaking of the 4th wall in Fleabag is chefs kiss PEAK comedy! I absolutely love Phoebe Bridge and those anal scenes are top quality! There’s no surprise its got a whopping 100% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

Friends I never really got into although I’ve watched a few episodes when they’ve been on tv years back. Inbetweeners OF COURSE!

Quote incoming:

“While I was shagging this one, I was fingering the one up here and I was toe fucking the one one the floor”

“It’s amazing how good you are with birds jay”

Oooh đŸ‘đŸœ “friends” đŸ‘đŸœ

Both the series and the movies were great 😂 although the series was far better.

Stath lets flats is quite niche comedy, you either love it or hate it but if you enjoyed the inbetweeners then I can’t see why you wouldn’t find Stath hilarious. It also stars Natasha Demetriou from What we do in the shadows and Ellie and Natasha (another great comedy watch) !
Love the Inbetweeners! 😊
 
You are looking great so far! :love:
I assume you will put some clothes on before you go to the event. :D
What are you going to wear?
I’m going naked ;) ( I would love it if it were appropriate )

I was going to wear a dress but the forecast is giving wet, humid and rainy for the next 6 hours so
 I’m totally stuck. I’ll probably end up shoving on a flared one piece? Not sure what the gals wore in the 80s and unfortunately my wardrobe doesn’t consist of anything Lycra or multi coloured so the inspiration pictures weren’t much help đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Braw!

Take on me 😍
I wanna dance with somebodyyyy đŸ’ƒđŸ»đŸ˜ thankyou Cyb!
I absolutely hadn't planned to but I might need to finish something now too
You absolutely should Shane ;) anything I can do to help?
 
I was saying that was an amazing tease, but you might just be incredibly comfortable being naked, and with a body like that you should be
Thankyou đŸ„ș

I don’t always love my body. I fluctuate in weight quite a bit since my ovaries are a lil all over the place ( thanks to good old PCOS ) but we don’t let things like that get too us over here. I enjoy my big titties as much as my small ones ( I’m VERY good at giving a boob job and catching the cum in my mouth afterwards ) ;) but I own every body type I’ve ever been. Toocoolforschool to be insecure and at some point we’re all going to be gross saggy and old anyway. No one will ever be remembered for having the tightest body or the way their butt looked in those jeans. I’d rather be remembered for being a good, kind and genuine person ;) (who was also hot and good in bed
 ahhhh) đŸ€Ł
 
Thankyou đŸ„ș

I don’t always love my body. I fluctuate in weight quite a bit since my ovaries are a lil all over the place ( thanks to good old PCOS ) but we don’t let things like that get too us over here. I enjoy my big titties as much as my small ones ( I’m VERY good at giving a boob job and catching the cum in my mouth afterwards ) ;) but I own every body type I’ve ever been. Toocoolforschool to be insecure and at some point we’re all going to be gross saggy and old anyway. No one will ever be remembered for having the tightest body or the way their butt looked in those jeans. I’d rather be remembered for being a good person ;) (who was also hot and good in bed
 ahhhh) đŸ€Ł
I mean
 I’ll remember you that way.
 
Thankyou đŸ„ș

I don’t always love my body. I fluctuate in weight quite a bit since my ovaries are a lil all over the place ( thanks to good old PCOS ) but we don’t let things like that get too us over here. I enjoy my big titties as much as my small ones ( I’m VERY good at giving a boob job and catching the cum in my mouth afterwards ) ;) but I own every body type I’ve ever been. Toocoolforschool to be insecure and at some point we’re all going to be gross saggy and old anyway. No one will ever be remembered for having the tightest body or the way their butt looked in those jeans. I’d rather be remembered for being a good person ;) (who was also hot and good in bed
 ahhhh) đŸ€Ł
So glad you're as happy with your body as we are. Hands up I've never actually had a tit/boob job, though I would feel confident in being able to give you something to catch at the end 😈
 
I’m going naked ;) ( I would love it if it were appropriate )
That would be a beautiful sight! :love: đŸ„”
I was going to wear a dress but the forecast is giving wet, humid and rainy for the next 6 hours so
 I’m totally stuck. I’ll probably end up shoving on a flared one piece? Not sure what the gals wore in the 80s and unfortunately my wardrobe doesn’t consist of anything Lycra or multi coloured so the inspiration pictures weren’t much help đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
I'd recommend bleached high waist jeans, white t-shirt and a white oversized blouse or man shirt. A bleached jeans jacket or a black leather jacket over that and you are good to go. Tuck the blouse into the jeans but just button the first two that is above the jeans waist.
That is classic mid 80's look to me.
 
Well like you said I am only a flight away ;)


(I want to act a little more reserved after the fucking trolls but I can’t stop flirting; Jane/Bob if you’re reading this, it isn’t an invite for you to come and find me. Creep.)
Maybe I should get my UK passport

 
Well like you said I am only a flight away ;)


(I want to act a little more reserved after the fucking trolls but I can’t stop flirting; Jane/Bob if you’re reading this, it isn’t an invite for you to come and find me. Creep.)
You're young and hot, embrace the attention, well from the people you want it from, I can only imagine how many people lust over you, and will tonight come to think of it
 
You're young and hot, embrace the attention, well from the people you want it from, I can only imagine how many people lust over you, and will tonight come to think of it
Oh god tonight I shall be dancing away with my very whimsical, tree hugging and borderline spiritual (in the sense she reads tarot, writes horoscope readings and goes ghost hunting) best friend who has a deep set hatred for men who lust over me đŸ€Ł she won’t let one so much as breathe near me!! 😅
 
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