Wit & Nipples 🍒

Well like you said I am only a flight away ;)


(I want to act a little more reserved after the fucking trolls but I can’t stop flirting; Jane/Bob if you’re reading this, it isn’t an invite for you to come and find me. Creep.)
You're young and hot, embrace the attention, well from the people you want it from, I can only imagine how many people lust over you, and will tonight come to think of it
 
You're young and hot, embrace the attention, well from the people you want it from, I can only imagine how many people lust over you, and will tonight come to think of it
Oh god tonight I shall be dancing away with my very whimsical, tree hugging and borderline spiritual (in the sense she reads tarot, writes horoscope readings and goes ghost hunting) best friend who has a deep set hatred for men who lust over me 🤣 she won’t let one so much as breathe near me!! 😅
 
Oh god tonight I shall be dancing away with my very whimsical, tree hugging and borderline spiritual (in the sense she reads tarot, writes horoscope readings and goes ghost hunting) best friend who has a deep set hatred for men who lust over me 🤣 she won’t let one so much as breathe near me!! 😅
That could work both ways

1, you're getting you're need to flirt and arouse men out of the way early here or,

2, you can go to the party look stunning do the "I would flirt more but I'm with my friend" thing at the party and cause some blue balls there,

Come to think of it both together is an option too 🤔
 
Spicy? You are not responsible for any blue balls here! (Responsible for the need to seek relief? Yes!! Thank you!!)

I hope you had a great night out
 
Makeup and… 🍒

1 🩵
2 💙
3🩶

Hair still to be finished

I’m going naked ;) ( I would love it if it were appropriate )

I was going to wear a dress but the forecast is giving wet, humid and rainy for the next 6 hours so… I’m totally stuck. I’ll probably end up shoving on a flared one piece? Not sure what the gals wore in the 80s and unfortunately my wardrobe doesn’t consist of anything Lycra or multi coloured so the inspiration pictures weren’t much help 🤣🤣
Now I gotta see the fit you ended up going with 👀👀👀👀
 
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Good morning! 😍😍

Damn what a weekend. I love spontaneous drunken nights that end in hotels and that’s exactly what happened this weekend. The festival was all I could have imagined and more - expensive drinks, overpriced food all paired with a bad sound system and a high pollen count. Nothing that can’t be fixed with shots of tequila that I snuck in, hidden within mini mouthwash bottles in the waistband of my thong and under my bra. The sounds of an awful Duran Duran cover band fills my ears as I drunkenly pull my dress up to try to hover as gracefully as I can over the portaloo toilet whilst Sophie empties her bag on the floor looking for her lighter so as to spark the joint we kept coming back to the loo to smoke. The door opens violently, swaying open to reveal the crowds queuing and we realise we didn’t close it properly and alas what rolls out? Her grinder. And a HUGE cloud of smoke. We were swiftly escorted off the site and had to find entertainment for the rest of the afternoon. Two bars and a new group of friends later we were all in a hotel room drinking and playing cards.

I made out with sophie and a new friend. The men weren’t allowed to join in. Shame, as a foursome would have ended the night beautifully.

Sunday was spent drinking multi vitamin drinks and hovering over a bucket. Hangover 1 - Bean 0

I hope your weekends were just as fun filled as mine! I felt like a teenager again 😅😍

Oh and, fuck one more thing. This isn’t to “show off” or anything but this isn’t the only site I post too and I have hundreds of messages I’m constantly trying to get back too….if I was to sit and respond to everyone I would be on my phone…. 24/7!

and I always get really panicked when I haven’t replied to someone! I don’t want you guys to think I’m ignoring you when you send me a lovely message over the DMs. Today I’ll be replying to each one ( if I can ) the timing thingy here makes it kinda hard? It tells me 18 seconds between replying whereas let’s say on insta or elsewhere it’s pretty much… instant. Not to promote that site or whatever but if anyone does use IG, and you want to see more of me I post there too! I’m not very active on any of my socials including here because I don’t get paid for it ( if I did I’d be far more active hahah ) but I guess I want you all to feel wanted by me so mmmm I guess I can give you a lil more access to me across the board! We can have more fun that way ;) I’m guessing there aren’t any rules regarding crossing social media sites?

My IG - Cocobeanx99

Ooooh and I will be posting something fun later 💃🏻
 
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