Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Actingup]

Yes, it's just the same old madame masseur with a new name.

She's had to leave town many times, but her skills are second-to-none.

PS - I thought this thread was dead, but like a phoenix it rose!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She's had to leave her gown many times; her skills are second-to-none.

Those haute-couture strippers drive men wild!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Those horse-manure shippers drive bloomin’ wild!

They don’t care if they spill their load.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They don’t care where they spill their load.

As the sailors say: any port in a storm; any whore that's warm.

 

[yowser]

As the whalers say: any slut who's in form; anywhere that's warm.

Take that harpoon of yours and launch!

 

[GrantBricksly]

Take that harem of yours to lunch!

It's too hot to leave the house, and too hot to cook.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's too hot to leave the louse, and too hot to cook.

Maybe food deprivation will get him to leave?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Maybe that fool's depilation will get him to leave?

He may be dead drunk, but I think he'll notice you waxing his balls.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He may be a real hunk, but I think you'll notice his reeking balls.

Good looks; poor hygiene.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Good looks, but poor Jean.

Being hung like a horse does have its disadvantages.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Being hung from a horse does have its disadvantages.

Yes, but it's definitely a classic way to go.

 

[yowser]

Yes, but it's definitely a thoracic way to go.

'Deep throat' now measured in fathoms.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

'Dipped Groats' - now pleasure unfathomable!

One man's meat is another man's germs and endosperms.

 

[GrantBricksly]

One man's meat is another woman's meal and with sperms.

We all could use a break now and then.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We all could fuse a brake now and then.

Id like to think we're not all so psychopathic.

 

[yowser]

Id like to think we're not all so psychopathetic.

I dunno, seems to me that covers it all pretty accurately.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I dun a ho; seems to me that covers it all pretty accurately.

Doesn't sound too kinky; can't you do better than that?

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Doesn't sound too kinky; can't you tie a knot better than that?

Shibari definitely takes a unique set of skills.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Subarus definitely make for a unique set of bills.

Those hidden fees can certainly hurt!

 

[yowser]

Those hidden fleas can certainly hurt!

Living in proximity to animals certainly has drawbacks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Living in proximity to animals certainly causes clawed backs.

No matter how docile they seem, you can never be sure where the wild things are!

 

[Actingup]

No matter how docile they seem, you can never be sure at the wild things spa!

I find the four paws massage to be a particularly stimulating experience, but always set clear boundaries first.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I find the four whore massage to be a particularly stimulating experience, but always set clear boundaries first.

Bloody expensive way to get your jollies, though.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bloody expressive way to get your jillies, Flo.

She does cum hard and loud when she does it herself.

 

[yowser]

She does strum hard and loud when she does herself.

The guitar imagery is enchanting. Fine fret work indeed!