Where to have fantasy sex.

[StillStunned]

Alright then, all you creative AHers. Let's describe some of the unusual places where your characters have had sex in your stories.

In various parts of a fantasy dungeon (Dungeon of Desire)
On the tram in Amsterdam (Fun with Fingers)
On a massage bench (Tammy, Jessica, Yuliya and The Code)
In a zero-G shower (The Dome 04: Mothers)
In a haunted mausoleum (The Rivals Ch. 04: The Black Tomb)
On the back of a giant lizard (The Rivals Ch. 05: Orgy of Death)

And one which I challenge you all to beat:
In the bloodstream of another character (Bound to the Blade)

 

[LoneMilf]

I’m willing to work with you on that!

Haha, thanks for the offer

 

[iwatchus]

I think it would be enjoyable to have sex in a zero gravity environment.

(Sorry, green things and Denny's just don't go together.)

I knew a scentist who worked on zero-g biology. Testosterone does not survive in zero-g. All those macho astronauts? I guess there manhoods are more like babyhoods after a few days up there.

The fantasy is great. And now I am stuck remembering Jane Fonda in the opening scene of Barbarella.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I would have expected 'inexplicably stuck in the dryer or under a piece of furniture' to make the list.
Has pornhub lied to me?!

This is fantasy! According to pornhub that stuff happens all the time, so it isn't fantasy anymore.

 

[StillStunned]

I knew a scentist who worked on zero-g biology. Testosterone does not survive in zero-g. All those macho astronauts? I guess there manhoods are more like babyhoods after a few days up there.

The fantasy is great. And now I am stuck remembering Jane Fonda in the opening scene of Barbarella.

My two zero-G scenes are lesbian and female masturbation (this one is still WIP). I must have known somehow!

 

[NotWise]

"In a pool", "In the ocean" and "on the beach" make me think this list is more guy fantasies than girl fantasies. My stories avoid "on the beach" cuz sand, you know, and the other two because of discomfort and UTIs

No motel rooms? No Ferris wheels? No massage tables?

 

[iwatchus]

Alright then, all you creative AHers. Let's describe some of the unusual places where your characters have had sex in your stories.

In various parts of a fantasy dungeon (Dungeon of Desire)
On the tram in Amsterdam (Fun with Fingers)
On a massage bench (Tammy, Jessica, Yuliya and The Code)
In a zero-G shower (The Dome 04: Mothers)
In a haunted mausoleum (The Rivals Ch. 04: The Black Tomb)
On the back of a giant lizard (The Rivals Ch. 05: Orgy of Death)

And one which I challenge you all to beat:
In the bloodstream of another character (Bound to the Blade)

To tie mine into another current thread.

In a magical land, inside an old mansion, all while impregnating a real woman across the country six months earlier. (Fantasia)

 

[DeeDeeX2]

I knew a scentist who worked on zero-g biology. Testosterone does not survive in zero-g. All those macho astronauts? I guess there manhoods are more like babyhoods after a few days up there.

The fantasy is great. And now I am stuck remembering Jane Fonda in the opening scene of Barbarella.

I am thinking about the weightlessness of two bodies mutually attached to each other without resistance. It has a Newtonian quality to their magnetism.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I knew a scentist who worked on zero-g biology. Testosterone does not survive in zero-g. All those macho astronauts? I guess there manhoods are more like babyhoods after a few days up there.

The fantasy is great. And now I am stuck remembering Jane Fonda in the opening scene of Barbarella.

I read a book a few years ago, can't recall the title where the FMC was from off planet and the MMC was from earth. He tried to get amorous and she immediately shot him down because it was too dangerous in zero G. One wrong move and someone is flying across the cabin and snapping their neck on a bulkhead.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

I read a book a few years ago, can't recall the title where the FMC was from off planet and the MMC was from earth. He tried to get amorous and she immediately shot him down because it was too dangerous in zero G. One wrong move and someone is flying across the cabin and snapping their neck on a bulkhead.

Would bungy cords fix this problem?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

What surprises me is no glass elevators or high rise windows overlooking crowded city streets..

 

[NotWise]

For the zero-g fans, @LoquiSordidaAdMe wrote Time To Breathe. I recommend it, along with the rest of Loqui's catalog.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

What surprises me is no glass elevators or high rise windows overlooking crowded city streets..

Just elevators in general...

There's even an old song about it.

 

[StaciRay79]

Is this a checklist questionnaire? There are a lot more fun "fantasy sex" options I'd recommend. Of the one's listed...

1. In the shower - multiple times! Always a fun one!
2. On the beach - do NOT recommend! Sand EVERYWHERE is a very bad experience!!
3. In a car - it's fun and brings up high school memories.
4. In a pool - fun but you need lube too. Water doesn't help as much as you would think
5. In the ocean - fun in principle but salt water is not best
6. On top of a pool table - very hot experience and I don't know why!
7. At work - dangerous fun! Always a risk of getting caught. It can also create interesting dynamics if involving coworkers or boss
8. In a sauna - I want to like this but it's just too hot to be enjoyable
9. In a limo - never tried it. I like the idea though.
10. In a friend or family member’s home - depends on the friend or family member. I always love doing this in my mom's house because it reminds me of sneaking around in high school. At my brother's house or a cousin I tend to be more respectful

 

[MaturemanAJ]

From an article in the Huffington Post…

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.
1. In the shower
2. On the beach
3. In a car
4. In a pool
5. In the ocean
6. On top of a pool table
7. At work
8. In a sauna
9. In a limo
10. In a friend or family member’s home”

Pretty tame in my mind and surprisingly, no mile high sex. At least you can write about number seven in the annual ’On the Job’ challenge. And Nude Day contest will fit with a lot of them.

9 out of 10 isn't bad but I agree they seem pretty tame to me.

 

[StillStunned]

There's even an old song about it.

We call it "timeless".

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Would bungy cords fix this problem?

I have no idea.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I was expecting entries like "on a unicorn" or "in the Forbidden Forest of Farkgard."

"On a unicorn" seems risky, given the whole virginity requirement bit. Not to mention the horn.

9 of those are what I'd expect, but on a pool table? I'd expect couch or kitchen table to be more popular. Pool tables are pretty hard - I guess standing bent over it counts?

Agreed, but foreplay against a pool table has its points. "Try to distract the other person from making their shot" can be a fun game.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

We call it "timeless".

I'll try to keep that in mind.

 

[TheLobster]

Y’all say the answers were vanilla, but I’m thinking some of them are the exact opposite.

I mean, why one would climb on top of a pool table and then start fantasizing about having sex? Seems pretty damn kinky to me!

 

[ChloeTzang]

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.

1. In the shower - make sure the floor isn't soapy or you can end up making a hole in the shower wall and your boyfriend has to explain to his parents what happened. Ask me how I know.

2. On the beach - biting insects and sand.

3. In a car - be careful if you are wearing stilettos. I was, in my boyfriend's dad's crew cab in the back seat, and my boyfriend had to explain the holes in the roof. His dad just looked at e and grinned every time he saw me after that. Lucky it was an oooold crew cab. Patches. Welding. Fixed

4. In a pool - where everyone pees - no thanks LOL

5. In the ocean - salt water is NOT a lubricant and theres a lot of sand in it.

6. On top of a pool table - giggles. While playing at the same time. It's challenging but fun.

7. At work - you can do all sorts of things on a desk.

8. In a sauna - sweat and massage oil is a wonderful combo

9. In a limo - only of you don't mind the driver watching

10. In a friend or family member’s home - even better in the middle of the night after his parents have gone to sleep. Biting his shoulder muffles the squeaks. LOL

But what about.....

11. On the altar in a Catholic Church

12. Outdoors while camping

13. On your mom and dad's bed.

14. On HIS mom and dad's bed. LOL.

15. Camping. In a tent. With his parents in the tent next to yours. (hint: tents are NOT soundproof. Wild cries of passion carry a considerable distance in the silence of the night. The next morning, everyone looks at you and grins. You are embarrassed.)

I could come up with a few more but a definite no no is a waterbed. When the going gets hard, you go airborne.......and whatever you do, take your stilettos of first, or the wet patch may be far bigger than you anticpate. We woke up in a warm bath. LOL.

 

[MaturemanAJ]

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.

1. In the shower - make sure the floor isn't soapy or you can end up making a hole in the shower wall and your boyfriend has to explain to his parents what happened

2. On the beach - biting insects and sand.

3. In a car - be careful if you are wearing stilettos. I was, in my boyfriend's dad's crew cab in the back seat, and my boyfriend had to explain the holes in the roof. His dad just looked at e and grinned every time he saw me after that.

4. In a pool - where everyone pees - not thanks LOL

5. In the ocean - salt water is NOT a lubricant and theres a lot of sand in it.

6. On top of a pool table - giggles. While playing at the same time. It's challenging but fun.

7. At work - you can do all sorts of things on a desk.

8. In a sauna - sweat and massage oil is a wonderful combo

9. In a limo - only of yu don't mind the driver watching

10. In a friend or family member’s home - even better in the middle of the night after his parents have gone to sleep. Biting his shoulder muffles the squeaks. LOL

But what about.....

11. On the altar in a Catholic Church

12. Outdoors while camping

13. On your mom and dad's bed.

14. On HIS mom and dad's bed. LOL.

15. Camping. In a tent. With his aprents in the tent next to yours. (hint: tents are NOT soundproof. Wild cries ofpassion carry a considerable distance in the silence of the night. The next morning, everyone looks at you and grins. You are embarrassed.)

I could come up with a few more but a definite no no is a waterbed. When then going gets hard, you go airborne.......and whatever you do, take your stilettos of first, or the wet patch may be far bigger than you anticpate

Haven't done the Altar

 

[ChloeTzang]

Haven't done the Altar

The perils of a misspent youth.

 

[MaturemanAJ]

The perils of a misspent youth.

Sounds like you fully enjoyed your youth. Good for you

 

[dirk2024]

I have a WIP where the characters will be having fun at a Massage retreat (hopefully my Nude Day submission).

I could see a Yoga retreat or exotic spa locale working as well.

I could see a ski weekend working too, in the snow!