SalaciousMonkey22
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I meant the book on weights and measures not growing pubes.I wrote the book, my man
Wait…did you write both?!?!?
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I meant the book on weights and measures not growing pubes.I wrote the book, my man
Absolutely!Literotica Fact states that all of our sexual awakenings did NOT happen until our 18th birthdays and that FACT will not be disputed here.
*all of these questions, and your subsequent answers, take place after your 18th birthday.![]()
No and then yes. At first, no. It was handled with those books with cartoony pictures and the message “if you have questions, just ask”.Was sex openly discussed or acknowledged in your household?
Penthouses! Yes. My parents were divorced and when I’d visit my dad’s house and he’d leave for work, I’d make a beeline for the stack of magazines.Did you discover your Dad’s Playboys?
Your Mom’s Playgirls?
Back to dad’s house. He had VHS tapes galore. I tried one of those movies and I was like OOOO MMMYYYY GGOOODD. what did I just find?? So I watched lots of 1980s people having sex. It was eye opening to say the least. So I invited my best friend over to show her what I discovered. But she did not have the same reaction that I did. She was pretty repulsed. So I quickly ejected the tape and didn’t try sharing that stuff again.Watch R-rated movies you weren’t supposed to watch?
Nope, just what I shared above.Did you hack the parental controls? What was your introduction into sexy stuff?
I didn’t hide it but I went to great lengths to not get caught.Now that you’re older than 18, do you realize that everyone knew you were masturbating, or were you a Ninja Bean Flicker/Wang Cranker?
How did you hide your porn? Did you hide it? What was it?
I have a plethora of fantasies. Sometimes the less common ones don’t take off and that’s ok. I have plenty to go around.Compared to today, have your masturbation fantasies matured, remained the same or completely changed from when you were 18?
A little late but overall I was proud of my mom going to the oral sex conversation. I don’t think everyone would have.How did “the talk” go? Did you have “the talk” or was your sexual knowledge entirely learned from the locker room until you finally had sex when you were 35?
this reminds me of a small story about my dads tapes. They were some mail order tapes that had multiple movies on one tape. One of the movies was a bisexual porn called Switch Hitters (I forget which number). It didn’t phase me much but wasn’t my thing I just fast forwarded to the scenes I wanted anyway. But I loaned it to a friend of mine and he next time I saw him he was aghast that I’d given him “gay porn” to watch. So I invited my best friend over to show her what I discovered. But she did not have the same reaction that I did. She was pretty repulsed. So I quickly ejected the tape and didn’t try sharing that stuff again.![]()
Sooo, I’m going to go a little off-book here. Sorry to cut it short but really, my answers were starting to look stiff in all the worst ways. So! Why not shake that off and just have fun with this oneCompared to today, have your masturbation fantasies matured, remained the same or completely changed from when you were 18?
It took me to like the 5th paragraph to realized you weren’t still talking about your pubes.Sooo, I’m going to go a little off-book here. Sorry to cut it short but really, my answers were starting to look stiff in all the worst ways. So! Why not shake that off and just have fun with this one
I’m actually giddy to announce… yes!!!
They’ve matured, finally. I can practically feel generations of my ancestors unclenching, whispering, “She did it!”
kind of
I mean, they have matured. They’re not quite as frantic or reckless. I don’t fantasize about being kidnapped, brutalized, and strung up on an altar for the greater good anymore…not nearly as often
Ok, ok, jokes asideeeee, it’s actually kind of nice, being able to get off on just being wanted and desired, but like, gently. Appreciated, maybe?
I wish I knew exactly when that shifted, when that kind of attention stopped making me all squeeky. It still does, but sometimes it doesn’t.
I think it’s the people, the ones I’m letting close now feel different than the ones I used to. Even writing that makes me a little… hmm. Nostalgic, maybe even a little, well.
Anywayyyy, the point is yes, my fantasies have matured and are still maturing. I’m excited for the summer![]()
Go on . . .Dear Penthouse,
You’ll never guess what happened to me today…There I was in my garage, minding my own business when my neighbor showed up out of the blue. She was wearing this flimsy blouse and no bra. It was a hot August day, and I could just make out her nipples on her glistening breasts beneath the linen cloth…
I resemble that remark...So I watched lots of 1980s people having sex.
... and if that's a euphemism, I want to know what for.It was eye opening to say the least. So I invited my best friend over to show her what I discovered. But she did not have the same reaction that I did. She was pretty repulsed. So I quickly ejected the tape...
Milk crates. Interesting choice of container.No. But my bff’s dad had milk crates of penthouse letters, hustler and random strike mags in the attic. Very educational.
Give it a few years, and they'll have matured to the level of "I fantasize about being still on speaking terms with my partner after an hour spent together in IKEA".I mean, they have matured. They’re not quite as frantic or reckless. I don’t fantasize about being kidnapped, brutalized, and strung up on an altar for the greater good anymore…not nearly as often
Pube dendrochronology?Does it really beg that question? I’m not sure it does. I’m pretty sure you’re the only one who leapt from one to the other.
But sure. It’s as good as any other arbitrary time frame I guess. The question would have to be what the universal standard pube year would be. Is there a physical phenomenon we can define it in reference to or do we have to designate a queen pube against which all pube years are measured.
I bet @aussiegeekygal has thoughts. She read the book!
As I mentioned, I was responsible for my laundry, so I was the only one changing the sheets.I love this!
Hahaha! Wood shop.
Mine neither. In fact, I don’t think any of our moms did.
I think all of our dads fucked a stork or something.
That’s like . . . the very first place everyone looks!!!![]()
I’m pretty open to lovers doing whatever they want with their own body and body hair. At the age I was when I first read Joy of Sex, it was the mid/late 80’s and seeing illustrations of women with copious armpit hair and leg hair (I think this was the original printing so late 60’s?) was a bit strange. But the weirdest part was the book talking about how the armpit is one of the bodies strongest erogenous zones and a good lover should pay attention to that area. With touching, kissing, smelling and licking.We found a copy of the Joy of Sex in a closet of a rental house we moved into. It was hilarious. The guy was so hairy, hairier than my dad, and he's an ape! I thought it was very unattractive. Now, I'm grossed out by guys who shave everything, not manscape, but those who go full bald. Adult men should have some body hair!
Not at all.Was sex openly discussed or acknowledged in your household?
No magazines in my house. One time we were at a family friend’s house and some of the older kids were watching Austin Powers. I remember sneaking in the room to watch some of that and thinking it was pretty tabooDid you discover your Dad’s Playboys? Your Mom’s Playgirls? Watch R-rated movies you weren’t supposed to watch?
I don’t think those existed? But also we didn’t have cable tv. I do remember getting drunk at a friend’s house and watching late night porn, laughing at the storyline, and then all covering our eyes and changing the channel at the sex partsDid you hack the parental controls?
Hmm… maybe MSN chat roomsWhat was your introduction into sexy stuff?
Nooooo I think I was pretty covert.Now that you’re older than 18, do you realize that everyone knew you were masturbating, or were you a Ninja Bean Flicker/Wang Cranker?
I didn’t look at porn until I was in my early 20sHow did you hide your porn? Did you hide it? What was it?
Back then I didn’t really masturbate to fantasies. Or to porn. Purely existed in the sensation. So, I suppose in that sense, it’s changed completely (for the most part— if I’m not chatting or reading/looking at porn, I don’t really fantasize while I get off).Compared to today, have your masturbation fantasies matured, remained the same or completely changed from when you were 18?
I knew the mechanics of sex from a super young age. The book Where Did I Come From. Then I remember a talk when I was older where my mom told me that sex was something special and felt good and also changed the relationship with someone significantly and that I should be prepared for that emotional change going into it and not do it with people I didn’t care about. I’m sure she also talked about protection.How did “the talk” go? Did you have “the talk” or was your sexual knowledge entirely learned from the locker room until you finally had sex when you were 35?
This is like reading Playboy for the articles.I do remember getting drunk at a friend’s house and watching late night porn, laughing at the storyline, and then all covering our eyes and changing the channel at the sex parts![]()
It was whatever was on HBO or some other very high number channel late at night! I have no idea what was on in the morning. Regular movies I imagine? We didn’t have cable at my house so I wouldn’t know lolAlso, is late night porn different from early morning porn?![]()
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HBO was my go to porn as well. God bless those wonderful people.It was whatever was on HBO or some other very high number channel late at night! I have no idea what was on in the morning. Regular movies I imagine? We didn’t have cable at my house so I wouldn’t know lol
Oh my word - never.Was sex openly discussed or acknowledged in your household?
I was babysitting for another family from church and their kids told me where their dad kept the Playboys. Then I found my dad's video tape of "9 and a half weeks".Did you discover your Dad’s Playboys? Your Mom’s Playgirls? Watch R-rated movies you weren’t supposed to watch? Did you hack the parental controls? What was your introduction into sexy stuff
Yeah the crusty sock collection was pretty damn obvious upon reflectionNow that you’re older than 18, do you realize that everyone knew you were masturbating, or were you a Ninja Bean Flicker/Wang Cranker?
How did you hide your porn? Did you hide it? What was it?
Definitely advanced. Hell, 90% of what I fantasize about now I didn't even realize was a thing until I was at least 40Compared to today, have your masturbation fantasies matured, remained the same or completely changed from when you were 18?
Never got the talk. Not locker rooms for me but more experienced lady partners.How did “the talk” go? Did you have “the talk” or was your sexual knowledge entirely learned from the locker room until you finally had sex when you were 35?
That’s much better than discovering a tape of “9 and a half inches”!I found my dad's video tape of "9 and a half weeks".
I don't think I am on Lit enough or active enough in the threads to know who would qualify as under appreciated, but I will say the most sexy ones tend to be the more subtle ones, imo, so there probably are several - they just usually don't have their names on threads they are working hard to promote (not that I have anything against the people who do that - just that usually that would not make someone under appreciated).Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
I love the audio ones and think voices are sexy and intimate but they take a lot more time to keep up on and participate in. Also the really funny ones like incompetently flirting and you might be too good for me.Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
Again, not on here enough. But that sounds funIs there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
No, but that is a marvelous question and I hope others who have good answers to that share then.Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I PM them. I get lost in the busy, fast paced threads and I enjoy getting to know people and like the PMs and the ability to pace it easier and keep track of your conversation and shared info there. I do react to their posts and hope they notice, but wouldn't leave it to thatIf you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
Is that a thing? Sounds like another marvelous idea. Well doneHave you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
uh huh, only everydayAre you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
@nrjlives4ever , He deleted his profile few months back, but we're still friends on other apps. He is one of the funniest people alive. His humor is more subtle, less in your face, but very clever, and he's got a great sense for the sensual.Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
@Scrawney 's threads, and @PrettyLilPussy19 has great ones as well. Both have good traffic, but I'd like to see more people jump in.Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson , they're version of flirting is like watching ferrets mate. Little jabs, intentional misunderstandings, it's the best.Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
Not that I can think of, though I was quite, quite, high one night and saw two litsters kind of circling one another. I didn't know her, but I'm friendly with him, and, super fuzzy headed me thought it was a great idea to message and say "he's so cool & super nice, you should totally message him!" Luckily it was well received, and she did, if they hooked up I have no idea.Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I'm intrigued by words, good humor, more than pics, initially. So, I message. Though, my current amigovio messaged me first, and stood out because it was not a creepy or weird opening line!If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
No, and I'm not sure how I'd even go about that. It would feel like voyeurism, or maybe live text porn? I mean, it could be hot, but I'm not sure how to work out the logistics of itHave you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
Everybody I talk to is cool by definitionIs there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
The Favorite nerd thread is fun when people read the rulesIs there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
I love people finding joy. There’s not a particular couple I can think of but I love it when I notice new couple’s being all coy and shitIs there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
I’m a terrible matchmaker.Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I have no problem interacting. And I say I don’t PM first but that’s not true. I’m probably 50/50 in PM’ing first. But I do mostly interact on thread.If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
I’ll disagree and say that this sounds stressful. Not stepping on what the other person is saying or picturing is hard enough when the back and forth of two people is a simple enough rhythm to follow. Adding a third. There’s gonna be a whole lotta “wait…what..how did? No you go..really, I’ll wait. Fine okay I’ll go”Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
If they aren’t actively posting, I don’t tend to notice them. It is what they post that draws me to a person. But to keep in line with the thread, I would have to say that @hotwords229_A comes across as extremely sexy when he steps out of the shadowsOkay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
I like the funny, flirty threads and they seem to get enough traffic. @Saltfountain ‘s picture threads show a lot of creativity and people do put a lot of effort in. The threads do get traffic but it would be good to see some of the regular posters get recognition from more than the usual visitors.Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
@aussiegeekygal and @Lord Pmann have a very unique flirting style that is always fun to watchIs there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
I don’t know who knows who or what their history is so there may be a reason they don’t interact.Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I don’t PM. I worry that I might come across as intrusive. I do all of my flirting in public (most of it is just banter). If I feel comfortable around a person then I will react to their posts. The more I like a person (not necessarily in an attractive way) the more I will openly interactIf you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
I find it difficult to keep up a conversation with one person. Two people would have my head in a whirlwind. I would give it a try but would probably just crack out the snacks and let them get on with each otherHave you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
Yes.Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
So modest.Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
Me of course.Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
If there are, I am not aware of them and if I was aware of them I would be on Lit a lot more I'm sure.Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
I mean, this is a sex stories website. Don't we all kinda flirt with each other?Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
@TotallyNotTaegul and @TaegulAre there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
All of the above.If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
I'm in aggreance with a couple of other's here who have said that sounds a bit too tedious to be fun.Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
Don't know each other?!?! Don't interact?!?!
Of course. Not as much now compared to my earlier, more sluttier days of course haha.Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
I'd like to hope everyone is getting the appreciation they deserve here. But if I need to name names then I volunteer myselfIs there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
Actually no. I think there's an excellent balance of busy and quiet. Nothing wrong with a slower pace sometimes.Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
Ooh currently @AmberLGreen and @SaltfountainIs there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
Not sure. I've never been much of a matchmaker.Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I use telepathy. It's bound to work one day.If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
Once upon a time I did end up in an online three way type of thing with two people who shall remain nameless. Eventually they paired up properly but there were absolutely no hard feelings from me.Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)