Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

 

[Lichen2CU]

What vitamin is best for your eyes?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Vitamin C

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmmm..... No idea.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

1forrest1

 

[Lichen2CU]

NC - sorry I have to go with "partial credit" the correct spelling is "Vitamin See"...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Dang it!

 

[Bigbobnc]

Bob - your profile pic looks a lot like Charles Darwin...

You are correct , and I am bald but my beard is not that long or white

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oh... groan... 1forrest1... What have I started????

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'm delighted to run into Charles here at Lit. Well done, Sir...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay, what happens if a pig loses its voice?

 

[Bigbobnc]

NC - sorry I have to go with "partial credit" the correct spelling is "Vitamin See"...

I plead the fifth

 

[NCneedslove_18]

it become disgruntled

 

[Bigbobnc]

Okay, what happens if a pig loses its voice?

No idea

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmm... You didn't tell me the questions would be so hard!

 

[Bigbobnc]

No idea

Good one

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay, let me see if I can find some easy ones

 

[Bigbobnc]

I’m going to go eat some dinner and get caught up on my messages

 

[Lichen2CU]

Farewell Bob...

 

[Lichen2CU]

NC - may I ask you a question?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oops - guess I just did....

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Sure ask away

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Have fun Bob!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Do you spend time at the "Playground".? I stopped by as per barefootgirl's recommendation and I was a bit overwhelmed.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What happens when 2 slices of bread went on a date?