Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Bigbobnc]

Can a frog jump higher than a house?

 

[Bigbobnc]

Of course, a house can’t jump

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hmmm, I’m gonna say no

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Groan!!!

 

[Bigbobnc]

Ok I was going to try an almond diet

 

[NCneedslove_18]

and?

 

[Bigbobnc]

But it was just nuts

 

[NCneedslove_18]

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay Lichen2CU, you’re the host! Dazzle us!

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's a banana's favorite James Brown song?

 

[Bigbobnc]

Did you hear about the circus fire…..


It was in tents …..

 

[NCneedslove_18]

No clue

 

[Bigbobnc]

What's a banana's favorite James Brown song?

Oooh I love james brown

 

[Bigbobnc]

I peel good?

 

[Lichen2CU]

50 pts for Bob!!! "I peel good" is the correct anser!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Is that it?! That’s cute

 

[Bigbobnc]

Woo hooo and I’m not even a dad

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Wait! Is this a competition? What do we win? I’m going to have to put on the thinking cap.

 

[Bigbobnc]

I think everyone wins on this thread

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I think you’re correct!

 

[Bigbobnc]

It at least keeps this dirty old man distracted

 

[Lichen2CU]

... Oh no! What have I done. I was just a "semi-innocent" guy looking for some engaging conversation and now there's a new Olympic sport...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Here’s one!

I just broke up with my mathematician boyfriend. He was obsessed with an X.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Bob - your profile pic looks a lot like Charles Darwin...

 

[Lichen2CU]

NC....