Cock Talk

[peekingone]

Guys masterbating together/adjacent to each other, yes. With a woman in the middle begging/consenting to be cummed on, I'm not so sure. Should we take a poll of the Ladies of Lit?

Not I

These have got to be planned? I mean, I know flash mobs are a thing, but a bunch of guys just whipping it out and hoping the lady is into it is a recipe for court appointed counseling and a 1000ft ban from gradeschools.

Depends, maybe the room is cold and now he gets to put his robe back on, or maybe there was a bet for a prize for 1st place

Nah, she's probably sufficiently glazed by that point, so he'll miss any genuine reaction as the shock hass passed, and she won't even be able to feel his tardy load under the previous layers of glazing

Maybe, if there's a water girl, or someone to bring snacks. Otherwise, they're just standing there, awkward & limp, with no further purpose.

What if the previously finished guys' jobs were to be cheer leaders for the rest? "You can do it buddy! Just a few more strokes!"

Outside, no. Inside, unless you have the most understanding & forgiving cleaning service on earth, absolutely. May I suggest disposable painters tarp?

1-The host should provide plenty of lube.
2-No eye contact.
3-Always thank the kind lady for participating in your team building excercise, as shouting "BINGO" when your cum hits her tits or lips is a faux pas.

Hilarious..

 

[EvaLane]

I take the bus home just saying.

 

[peekingone]

I take the bus home just saying.

I would miss my stop for sure

 

[jason28053]

I take the bus home just saying.

As long as it’s not the short bus

 

[Apisto42]

Shirts are fine as long as they have matching socks and wear both during the act. We wanna keep it classy and shit, ya know?

What about the chucks? @aussiegeekygal knows how important the chucks are.

Rule 34, Bus stop impromptu circle jerk has got to exist somewhere

This made me gag. And throw up a little. I need to make sure my bus pants are clean before I ride another bus.

POP QUIZ:

Are we sure Circle Jerks are even a real thing?

Edit: I was always under the impression that a circle jerk was a just a bunch of dudes sitting in a circle jerking the dude off to each others right (or left if that’s their thing. Weirdos). These seem more geared to bukkake (or whatever the spelling is) - a woman in the center with a bunch of dudes jerking themselves off onto.


I’m thinking only in porn.

Has anyone ever attended one?

No.

Are they planned, or does everyone just start whipping them out?

I’m thinking copious amounts of booze is probably a precursor.

Is the first guy out shamed in any way?

Yeah. Fuck that dude.

Is the last guy the winner?

No. Fuck him too. Making it drag on after everyone else has post nut clarity.

Does everyone remain in a circle until the last guy finishes?

Doubtful. Post nut clarity after all.

Do you put down a tarp or something?

Not my house, don’t care.

What does Emily Post say about proper Circle Jerk etiquette?

Do unto others as you want them to do to you.

 

[Apisto42]

Hey @aussiegeekygal , does your amigovio happen to have a thing for Pringles?
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See, this is what I’m talking about. My hand hasn’t fit in a Pringle’s can since I was a teenager. Much less a close fist.

I’ve gotten four fingers in, but there was no fuvking way my thumb was fitting.

 

[MindYaBitness]

See, this is what I’m talking about. My hand hasn’t fit in a Pringle’s can since I was a teenager. Much less a close fist.

I’ve gotten four fingers in, but there was no fuvking way my thumb was fitting.

Hey, you get points for trying!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, you get points for trying!

six of my favorite words!

 

[jason28053]

six of my favorite words!

But do they have to be in that order?

 

[Apisto42]

six of my favorite words!

This would have been funny if you had used 6 words in your response.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But do they have to be in that order?

“You get points for trying, Hey!” Is a very different statement.

 

[Apisto42]

Hey, you get points for trying!

Do I get to save those points for rewards later? What are the tiers? Do the points expire? Do I have to sign up for text messages?

 

[MindYaBitness]

This made me gag. And throw up a little. I need to make sure my bus pants are clean before I ride another bus.

Where I grew up, you need a bus haz-mat suite. Everything is sticky!

Edit: I was always under the impression that a circle jerk was a just a bunch of dudes sitting in a circle jerking the dude off to each others right (or left if that’s their thing. Weirdos). These seem more geared to bukkake (or whatever the spelling is) - a woman in the center with a bunch of dudes jerking themselves off onto.

Emily Post Rule #4: Circle jerking edicate demands that the right hand be used for the gratification of yourself, or your partner to the right, and likewise, the left is for ball juggling of yourself or the participant to the left.

No. Fuck him too. Making it drag on after everyone else has post nut clarity.

Doubtful. Post nut clarity after all.

I'm so curious, say more. I've heard tell.of this post-nut clarity but can't seem to find the female equivalent.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do I get to save those points for rewards later? What are the tiers? Do the points expire? Do I have to sign up for text messages?

Texts, emails, donate an organ, a weekly sacrifice to Hecate, and a keep your nose hairs trimmed.

 

[Apisto42]

Texts, emails, donate an organ, a weekly sacrifice to Hecate, and a keep your nose hairs trimmed.

Thanks for the reminder. The nose hairs are getting a little long.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm so curious, say more. I've heard tell.of this post-nut clarity but can't seem to find the female equivalent.

Probably the closest I could describe it would be thus:

Remember when you were young and you’d go clubbing or to a party, hook up with someone your mother would hate, get railed six ways to Sunday, not sure if you used any form of birth control or protection and then when you wake up in the morning you think “that was probably a mistake.” That is post nut clarity.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Probably the closest I could describe it would be thus:

Remember when you were young and you’d go clubbing or to a party, hook up with someone your mother would hate, get railed six ways to Sunday, not sure if you used any form of birth control or protection and then when you wake up in the morning you think “that was probably a mistake.” That is post nut clarity.

um, no, can't say that I have, but I think I understand the concept you're trying to convey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm so curious, say more. I've heard tell.of this post-nut clarity but can't seem to find the female equivalent.

It’s fancier when French people say it

“At a certain degree of lucid intoxication, lying late at night between two prostitutes and drained of all desire, hope ceases to be a torture, you see; the mind dominates the whole past, and the pain of living is over forever.”

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s fancier when French people say it

“At a certain degree of lucid intoxication, lying late at night between two prostitutes and drained of all desire, hope ceases to be a torture, you see; the mind dominates the whole past, and the pain of living is over forever.”

So, according to Camas, post nut he had to acknowledge his own mortality & death (likely of syphilis) and that's a real bummer?

 

[Apisto42]

It’s fancier when French people say it

“At a certain degree of lucid intoxication, lying late at night between two prostitutes and drained of all desire, hope ceases to be a torture, you see; the mind dominates the whole past, and the pain of living is over forever.”

So you’re saying I need to head to Paris and find two hookers?

On it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you’re saying I need to head to Paris and find two hookers?

On it.

I put that into to Google translate for your trip, ya know, cause I'm helpful: C'est quoi une petite blennorragie entre amis? J'éprouve du plaisir quand ma pisse brûle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So, according to Camas, post nut he had to acknowledge his own mortality & death (likely of syphilis) and that's a real bummer?

I think he’s saying something about how getting your balls drained relieves the conflict between our desire for meaning and the meaningless of existence. And that’s sorta awesome. But not sustainable.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think he’s saying something about how getting your balls drained relieves the conflict between our desire for meaning and the meaningless of existence. And that’s sorta awesome. But not sustainable.

You say it better. I always hated Camas.

 

[jason28053]

I put that into to Google translate for your trip, ya know, cause I'm helpful: C'est quoi une petite blennorragie entre amis? J'éprouve du plaisir quand ma pisse brûle.

A travel guide with big knockers. Plan my next trip?

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s fancier when French people say it

“At a certain degree of lucid intoxication, lying late at night between two prostitutes and drained of all desire, hope ceases to be a torture, you see; the mind dominates the whole past, and the pain of living is over forever.”

So, according to Camas, post nut he had to acknowledge his own mortality & death (likely of syphilis) and that's a real bummer?

Is it wrong to say I'm a little disappointed to find this quote isn't an original Monkeyism?