Kosplay Kristi Noehm rushed to hospital, in "stable" condition

[RobDownSouth]

Kosplay Kristi Noehm, the figurehead in charge of ICE and Secretary of HHS, was "rushed" to the hospital this morning after her breakfast didn't agree with her. She is "in constant contact" with that nasty press secretary of hers.

I'm going to guess she'll blame it on strychnine poisoning from a Mexican cook at the Jewish deli she has her driver stop at on her daily commute to work.

Some folks say if she shat herself to death it would be the biggest sign yet from God that He doesn't approve of ICE.

 

[ll74]

Kosplay Kristi Noehm, the figurehead in charge of ICE and Secretary of HHS, was "rushed" to the hospital this morning after her breakfast didn't agree with her. She is "in constant contact" with that nasty press secretary of hers.

I'm going to guess she'll blame it on strychnine poisoning from a Mexican cook at the Jewish deli she has her driver stop at on her daily commute to work.

Some folks say if she shat herself to death it would be the biggest sign yet from God that He doesn't approve of ICE.

I poisoned her once in my dreams

 

[Politruk]

Any diagnosis yet?

 

[LLCox]

Interestingly trump demoted her after she told the truth by accident, She is not in charge anymore according to what i read.

 

[schism666]

i know for a fact that she ain't allergic to deez nutz.

 

[Lance_Castro]

i know for a fact that she ain't allergic to deez nutz.

Quoted for crackhead.
Lol

 

[Politruk]

She was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. Those are sometimes life-threatening.

 

[Lance_Castro]

She was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. Those are sometimes life-threatening.

Allergic to getting stabbed in the back by her boss.

 

[Chernosoth]

Lance the Asshole must relinquish his title. By PB standards, he's not really that much of an asshole.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Kosplay Kristi Noehm, the figurehead in charge of ICE and Secretary of HHS, was "rushed" to the hospital this morning after her breakfast didn't agree with her. She is "in constant contact" with that nasty press secretary of hers.

I'm going to guess she'll blame it on strychnine poisoning from a Mexican cook at the Jewish deli she has her driver stop at on her daily commute to work.

Some folks say if she shat herself to death it would be the biggest sign yet from God that He doesn't approve of ICE.

Damn. A lot of puppies were hoping this was it.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Roryn rents luk’s out as a vrbo when he’s not using it.

 

[schism666]

Quoted for crackhead.

i always forget about you until someone gives you a piggy back ride.

 

[Lance_Castro]

i always forget about you

Yes, i see that.
Bwahaha!

 

[YDB95]

Wishing her a speedy recovery.