The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[FataMorgana]

They have four cars. You think the dumb cunt has the sense to leave one of them on the street? Oh no. So annoying, honestly.

Anyway. I spoke with the brother-in-law about what happened. He was very calm and quiet. He is not a calm and quiet guy I tell you.

My neighbour Trevor The Cunt is a nightmare with parking. None of us have drives or garages and the moon-faced prick often straddles two spaces. I asked him to move his once when I had the scaffolders here so they could get their gear out and he acted like I'd demanded one of his fucking kidneys. He refused to shift it so I asked them to drop tools or rubble on his shiny fat head but they muttered on about health and safety regs.

He moans about my holly tree a lot and he looks like The Penguin. His partner is very nervous and talks in whispers and I wondered if she was a vampire when they first moved in but now I think it's a cohersive control type gig going on over there. Sometimes I throw Pip's murder victims over the fence to spite him.

I might plant more holly trees.

 

[butters]

6 pints of pickled cukes in spears, bits and gherkins

handy being able to grab the garlic from the garden for the jars

 

[Saint Peter]

I park the backhoe on top of cars that park in front of my house. It is a public road.

 

[draco519]

My brother's neighbor across the street, many years ago, once threw a SHIT FIT because he put his trash cans out for collection across from her driveway. Across the street. She said she couldn't back out of her driveway without hitting them. She drove a Toyota Scion. His cans were literally next to the utility pole; three feet in the grass, I shit you not.

She said she'd get her husband to come beat him up. He showed up at my brother's house profusely apologizing because she was off her meds again. lol

 

[islandman]

Shit hits the fan in 20 minutes!

 

[islandman]

@thør

Gonna ride her till i break her!

 

[spacekowboy]

I park the backhoe on top of cars that park in front of my house. It is a public road.

Kinky.

 

[Saint Peter]

Kinky.

Sorry about your Pinto.

 

[thør]

@thør

Gonna ride her till i break her!

Zooooom!

 

[islandman]

Zooooom!

Fuckers have already informed me that there will be a 2-week delay in shipment!

 

[thør]

Fuckers have already informed me that there will be a 2-week delay in shipment!

Canyon does make a nice bike. I was thinking of buying one of their boingers and it was too many months out, so I bought a Fezzari (now known as ARI) and it came when they said it would. Still, back in 2020 it took a long time for bikes.

Mine....VVVVVVVVV

 

[FataMorgana]

Fuck this cunting heat.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fuck this cunting heat.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fuck this cunt in heat.

You don't have to ask me twice. Grab your ankles.

 

[juttjaw]

We're looking at 100+ F for the foreseeable future. I hate the Midwest.. Why did i stay here? I had plenty of opportunities to move to a more favorable climate when i was young.. Ooooo family, girlfriends, kidss etc.. If i would of known then how bad it would suck in my 40s, i would of said fuck off!

No i wouldn't.. But im still the dumbass who stayed.
As my wife would say "You have a bed, now sleep in it!"
I told her that wasnt the saying, but she still went with it.

 

[thør]

We're looking at

And, we're looking at 70°F tomorrow. Too hot for proper human beings to be outside working in.

 

[thør]

@thør

Gonna ride her till i break her!

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A Grail. I want a "gravel"bike and that one's on the list to replace my Trek Dual Sport.

 

[thør]

 

[butters]

And, we're looking at 70°F tomorrow. Too hot for proper human beings to be outside working in.

70's my happy place... well, between 50 and 70. Above that and I am officially hot. It takes the weather to get to around 90+ before his mum and H feel a little warm.

 

[FataMorgana]

Saturday will be in the 30s, lots of warnings. I'm going to strap myself to the Dyson, draw the curtains and pray for a swift death.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Saturday will be in the 30s, lots of warnings. I'm going to strap myself to the Dyson, draw the curtains and pray for a swift death.

 

[FataMorgana]

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Dyson fan, not Hoover.

 

[Chernosoth]

"Needless to say" is never followed by anything not being said.

 

[islandman]

Canyon does make a nice bike. I was thinking of buying one of their boingers and it was too many months out, so I bought a Fezzari (now known as ARI) and it came when they said it would. Still, back in 2020 it took a long time for bikes.

Mine....VVVVVVVVV
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Always figured you for an MTB/fatbike kinda bear.

 

[islandman]

A Grail. I want a "gravel"bike and that one's on the list to replace my Trek Dual Sport.

Yep.

Carbon frame goodness.