The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[thør]

edam's got to be

A good Christian cheese.....

feels like

I don't buy that stuff.

 

[thør]

I prefer cake

Rum soaked?

 

[thør]

"47 years ago, Sir Brian May, who holds a PhD in Astrophysics from Imperial College, postulated with 3 colleagues that females with well-endowed posteriors were the cause of the Earth's rotation.

Being an astrophysicist, his theory is based on sound scientific evidence, with strong empirical data supporting it.
I still believe it's a shame he's never been awarded the Nobel prize."

 

[Noor]

I’ve eat up all the popcorn already and the war has just begun!

 

[thør]

I’ve eat up all the popcorn already and the war has just begun!

Best make a Costco run.

 

[islandman]

Stranger! Find your watched https://forum.literotica.com/watched/threads see if that works

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

 

[TwinkleStars]

2 anxiety attacks.

That was not fun.

 

[juttjaw]

2 anxiety attacks.

That was not fun.

Ive never had one that i enjoyed. Mostly, they make me feel weak and stupid. I try and talk myself out of them every time. It never works.. A few times, they caught me so off guard i didnt know what was happening. I just kept thinking to myself, what the fuck!?!? I couldnt move or speak, only sharp grunts and half words... Luckily, my wife is used to me and still likes me, so she helps. She doesnt even freak out anymore, she goes into anxiety mode and gets what im grunting at. Im lucky, she can bring me out pretty quickly. Its the slow burn attacks that suck the most. The kind that build over hours or days. The kind you dont know whats happening until its uncontrollable. Those are the most fun... Still need to function, go to work, be a father and husband, talk to people, do things, try and act normal for god sake! All the while, doing things in absolute misery, trying to make it to the next time you can concentrate on it and try to talk yourself out of it.. Then, when you come out of it, wonder what all the fuss was about. Until the next time.

I dont know why i decided to write that when a simple "" would of sufficed as a response.. But it felt good. Sorry to anyone who has to deal with it. It is "no fun".

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm getting tired of getting them when I exercise.

 

[Lazaran]

I'm getting tired of getting them when I exercise.

You sure it’s an anxiety attack Twinks???



Sometimes low blood oxygen can mimick / trigger feelings of anxiety.

Good air quality / ventilation makes a difference.

I recently got a bit “choked up” when exercising, but I quickly realized it was due to the poor air quality resulting from the Canadian wildfires.

Is there wildfire smoke in your location???



If you do have good air quality / ventilation, and you still are getting anxiety attacks during exercise, you might want to slow down a bit or consult your physician.



Take care, Twinks.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I live in Pennsylvania. Plenty of trees and plenty of oxygen.

Thanks, though.

 

[Wings]

PSA: don’t ever ask someone why they need a handicap placard. Don’t.

 

[thør]

don’t ever ask

Good advice.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Good advice.

Fixed your post. You're welcome.

 

[butters]

Fixed your post. Your welcome.

you're
*cough*

in other news, got the first 2 bell peppers in from the garden today, some more beans and cukes. When H picks up the fresh dill, I can get those cukes pickled

 

[girlsmiley]

I’m laying on the lounge in my jammies under a blanket because I’m wide the fuck awake at 6.51am on Sunday.

And I think about how much I actually love this chick. Enough to get up (quietly) and come downstairs so that she can have a little sleep in. I opened TikTok, and the first video to pop up is this poor woman whose husband likes to slam doors and make as much noise as he possibly can. Because she gets to have a sleep in that day, and I’m just like…thinking of all the ways for her to just murder him basically.

Why are some people so cruel? Let the woman have a sleep.

Also, my cunt neighbour last night OMG. I am so sick of his shit. He complains when people park on the road in front of his house. He’s a fucking idiot. He tried to have a go at my cousin a few months ago for parking his car. My cousin was visiting me. Last Sunday he tried to have a go at my missus. That’s a big fat fucking no.

Anyway, last night she and I were in the garage just having some quiet bevvies after a crazy day organising a birthday. This cunt comes onto the property and pokes his head into the garage and says, “Hi neighbour is that your car?” I say no. And I’m thinking to myself I am going to grab the cricket bat annd wrap it around your dopey fucking head and he goes, “People keep parking in front of my house.”

Bruh. I tell him it’s a public road and anyone can park there. And he said, “I know but that’s not nice.”

I lost my shit. I lost my shit. I said, “Listen here mate. I don’t care if you don’t think it’s nice. It’s the fucking law. You got a problem? Call the fucking police. Don’t fucking come here. Now fuck off.”

Anyway so that’s my Sunday morning rant omg

 

[girlsmiley]

edam's got to be one of the most boring, plastic-y tasting cheeses ever invented

gimme a deep blue, a sharp cheddar, a smoked almost anything other than edam

Great in zucchini slice. Actually, I’m going to make that right now.

 

[TwinkleStars]

you're
*cough*

in other news, got the first 2 bell peppers in from the garden today, some more beans and cukes. When H picks up the fresh dill, I can get those cukes pickled

Fixed. you cheeky woman.

 

[Plasmaball]

I live in Pennsylvania. Plenty of trees and plenty of oxygen.

Thanks, though.

Deer

 

[Plasmaball]

Im bored..

On some new meds. Supposed to make me sleepy. It did but I was still up at 1230 today when I needed to sleep another couple of hours. Annoying to say the least, but I can work around that if the meds help my nerve pain.

 

[thør]

my cunt neighbour

LOL....

A while ago, at my last house, the neighbor had more cars than his driveway could handle and parked them in front of my house most of the time. Once, I had some topsoil delivered in my drive and couldn't park there, so I parked in the street, in front of my own house. He was pissed. Poor bastard had to park in front of his own house.

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[girlsmiley]

LOL....

A while ago, at my last house, the neighbor had more cars than his driveway could handle and parked them in front of my house most of the time. Once, I had some topsoil delivered in my drive and couldn't park there, so I parked in the street, in front of my own house. He was pissed. Poor bastard had to park in front of his own house.

They have four cars. You think the dumb cunt has the sense to leave one of them on the street? Oh no. So annoying, honestly.

Anyway. I spoke with the brother-in-law about what happened. He was very calm and quiet. He is not a calm and quiet guy I tell you.

 

[Plasmaball]

stumbled onto a YouTube about ww2.
Its the 2nd time I've heard that the revolutionary war was a Civil War and the that the Civil War actually wasnt one.

 

[TwinkleStars]

There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon.
When least you’d expect ‘em
They’d burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon.