The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[juttjaw]

I am far from lazy and I am educated.
Henceforth, thou art as welcome as a boil on a bishop. Kindly fucketh off.

And, he spelled edumacated wrong... Jesus christ, that word has been around since the 1800s... Some people..

 

[butters]

H is so happy: after yesterday's follow-up he can now take a daily shower! He was singing in there this morning

 

[TwinkleStars]

Glad he is on the mend.

 

[Lazaran]

Darn! The smoke woke me up again and it’s still here. Got like 3 hrs of sleep. Ugh.

We had about eight hours of “good” air quality here- after a week of “unhealthy”- and now we’re back in the “moderate to unhealthy” range.

 

[thør]

Darn! The smoke woke me up again and it’s still here. Got like 3 hrs of sleep. Ugh.

When it gets real bad, my nose closes down like with H2S. But my eyes burn.....

 

[Noor]

I

When it gets real bad, my nose closes down like with H2S. But my eyes burn.....

my nose is Okayish, eyes tears but lungs feel like they are being squeeze like an orange in an orange press.

 

[thør]

I

my nose is Okayish, eyes tears but lungs feel like they are being squeeze like an orange in an orange press.

You need clean air......

A positive pressure respirator?

 

[butters]

went out this morning intent on standing up all the corn that had blown over... didn't need to as it had stood itself up! Okay, not entirely straight up from the ground... a lot of the stems have a strong angle for about a foot at the base and then point up to the sky.

Baby peppers and toms on the stems, got another load of green beans in and the asparagus bean plants that have survived are beginning to put out proper, denser growth and flower. Brought in the first cukes, too, though they were a surprise. Those 7 plants that did emerge from seed are big and healthy and full of flowers with bees all over them. If all 20 seeds had come up, it would have been way too many.

 

[juttjaw]

When it gets real bad, my nose closes down like with H2S. But my eyes burn.....

Theres smoke too?? I know its down here, but between the constant dust, diesel exhaustion, brake shoe particles and the tiny metal dust, thats everywhere around me, i hadn't noticed the smoke too.. It'll be a miracle if i make it to 50.

 

[butters]

quesadillas, home-made guac, crackers/chips... prepped, cooked & consumed. nom nom nom

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm moving in with butters and Harry.

 

[Noor]

I'm moving in with butters and Harry.

Me three!

 

[thør]

Theres smoke too

Not here, so far.....

 

[thør]

 

[Noor]

Who wan

You need clean air......

A positive pressure respirator?

any recommendations?

 

[Lazaran]

quesadillas, home-made guac, crackers/chips... prepped, cooked & consumed. nom nom nom

Drool emoji

 

[HarryHill]

I'm moving in with butters and Harry.

Dishes first, then cut my toenails.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dishes first, then cut my toenails.

............

 

[thør]

Who wan

any recommendations?

I am only familiar withe the 3M PAPR units for industrial work. They draw air through a hepa (or other) filter.

 

[butters]

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edam's got to be one of the most boring, plastic-y tasting cheeses ever invented

gimme a deep blue, a sharp cheddar, a smoked almost anything other than edam

 

[FataMorgana]

edam's got to be one of the most boring, plastic-y tasting cheeses ever invented

gimme a deep blue, a sharp cheddar, a smoked almost anything other than edam

Edam tastes and feels like a flip-flop in yer gob.

 

[Lazaran]

Edam tastes and feels like a flip-flop in yer gob.

You’ve had “a flip-flop in yer gob”???

 

[FataMorgana]

You’ve had “a flip-flop in yer gob”???

I used to be into kinky shit in me younger days. Now I prefer cake.

 

[Lazaran]

I used to be into kinky shit in me younger days. Now I prefer cake.

I know about ball gags, etc, but flip-flip gags???





Needs must, I guess…

 

[juttjaw]

Seems every advancing summer, i get more and more irritated. The heat gets to me more. I feel like telling everyone i see, in an air conditioned vehicle or building, to fuck off! Everyone! Dont tell me how hot it is as you scamper across some parking lot to get into your pre-cooled vehicle or office. Fuck the fuck off!

P.S.
It was hot today.