Wit & Nipples šŸ’

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Beautiful compilation! ā¤ļø

Thankful for the pause button! šŸ˜‰
 
I don’t just fuck men remember ;)

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed ā€œportableā€ restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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Soooo many ways to cum! Very impressive.
 
While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point.
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I don't know what was the reason - of course I do - but I forgot to ask about the soup.
Appetite.... Appetite šŸ˜‹
What did you cook?
 
I don’t just fuck men remember ;)

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed ā€œportableā€ restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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I would love to play with you. You can use those things on me. I would love to try for someone to dominate me.
 
I don’t just fuck men remember ;)

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed ā€œportableā€ restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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love that toy collection, It might take a week for me to use all those on you, and the fun I would have trying that
 
Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means a lot of different things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.
 

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Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means means a lot of things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.
An honest tribute
 
Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy šŸ¦‡šŸ–¤


Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other ;)

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than ā€œfuck you good.ā€ Be creative.

I almost always see the good in a situation, so happy and positive thoughts are with us all night and day.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

The "preciousness of others" is in the forefront of my mind and motives.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Well I'm stuck in the world of "Stick" on AppleTV. It's a golf related show so I'm going to be at Country Clubs alot. Maybe find a nice MILF that needs some help with learning to enjoy extra strokes in her life?

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Compliment her on her restraint from just settling for any of the guys already in the bar and waiting for me to arrive.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Find out between you and I how much RedBull and Gatorade you need to make it through a marathon weekend of no holds barred debauchery

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

Problem solving ... And yes it is how I earn a living and stay young.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Chest ... But I wish my tail got a bit more love

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

That all the bad Yankees in the Northeast have already moved to the South

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

Either my favorite bottle of Whiskey or a good bottle of Tequila

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

Tarp, REALLY Large Capacity Lighter, Machette or large hunting knife

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

Holding my first born son in my arms for the first time.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Yes liking a particular Italian dish that my date loved. Nope
 
Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means means a lot of things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.
So glad you can have a smile on your face when you think of him.:heart:
 
I don’t just fuck men remember ;)

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed ā€œportableā€ restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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definitely well stocked. ;)
 
love that toy collection, It might take a week for me to use all those on you, and the fun I would have trying that
I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options ;) and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)
Bless me 🤣
(Seeing my self with no piercings and minimal tattoos creeps me out, I like having my lil edge 🤣)
 
I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options ;) and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)

Bless me 🤣
Fuck.....

Just fuck...
🄰🄰🄰
 
I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options ;) and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)
Bless me 🤣
(Seeing my self with no piercings and minimal tattoos creeps me out, I like having my lil edge 🤣)
Before the spice ;)
 
I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options ;) and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)
Bless me 🤣
(Seeing my self with no piercings and minimal tattoos creeps me out, I like having my lil edge 🤣)
I love using sex toys with others. seeing how well they work and do they do the job for giving that orgasm that we crave. I like options. I too have a few toys, plugs and vibes, a lot of cock and ball straps and chastity cages. I think for my pleasure but the vibes and dildos are for her. sometimes the best orgasm comes from toys
 
Hey Bean, I haven't been posting here for a bit but I just wanna say that I've loved everything you've posted. And how many of us didn't get our taste in music from our dad? Show me someone who says that and I'll show you some oceanfront property in Arizona I can sell yah.

Anyway, the peek into the past with that video was cool and your Bean evolution...beanvolution?...must have been epic indeed. While I see absolutely nothing wrong with how you are now, if you still think you've got more changing to do, then go for it. I at least will be right here cheering you on.
 
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