Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Jaws82]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

Carry you around so hold on tight

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I’m a fantastic cook

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Last movie was mission impossible. I survive the whole movie but I do get involved in a wacky death defying stunt. Fucking Haley Atwell because look at her!

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Dress to impress

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Loud music good booze plush hotel and you

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

I once brought it cider braised ribs with a homemade peach bourbon BBQ sauce into work for the crew for the overnight shift. They still talk about it

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Legs (never skip leg day)
My eyes (they’re up here!)

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

You should not agree with everything on whatever political wing you lean to

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

My honey fried strawberry infused crème brûlée

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

Yacht, enough gas to get to civilization, butler for yacht

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

Seeing Springsteen in Chicago. Played 10th ave freeze out again after not playing it for years. Tom Morello and Eddie Vedder did guest spots

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Nope

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[Wriggle]

I want to play, but you are rushing.

You ask good providing questions, but by bombarding everyone with multiple questions at once it closes down a lot of discourse because you end up with a string of posters with 12 answers getting a thumbs up reaction and no further comments or depth or curiosity about anything in particular.

Each answer deserves to be fully explored by everyone.

 

[ycym]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence.
I once taught a group of strangers how to play poker using shots of tequila as chips and ended the night with three new friends, a stolen karaoke mic, and a duck (don’t ask).

2) Something that sets me apart:
I can read the vibe of a room like it’s a novel with large print and juicy subtext—and I never miss a plot twist.

3) Last show/movie universe I’m stuck in:
I just watched The Bear, so I’d last about 48 hours before stress-eating raw pasta in the walk-in, but I’m absolutely making eyes at Sydney in the meantime.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a lady’s attention—what’s your first move?
Order her drink before she asks for it, but get it right—then just raise your glass and smile like you definitely have a story worth telling.

5) One weekend, zero consequences—what are you doing?
Stealing a vintage Mustang, driving up the Pacific Coast Highway, crashing a Hollywood party, and ghosting everyone just before sunrise.

6) Something people say I’m good at:
Storytelling—apparently I make the mundane sound mythic. And yeah, I agree. It’s my superpower.
7) Most praised body part / what I wish got more attention:
Eyes get the gold medal. Hands deserve a little more fanfare—they’ve written poetry, mixed mean cocktails, and know how to touch just right.

8) Most controversial opinion:
Cold pizza is superior to hot pizza. I will die on this hill with a slice in each hand.

9) One non-sexual item I bring to a hookup to impress:
A sleek, leather-bound journal filled with your name already written into a few poems and maybe one short story.

10) Desert island items (no extras):
A solar-powered e-reader with a massive library, a good multitool, and a hammock. I’m surviving and thriving.

11) Favorite memory:
Wandering the streets of a foreign city at 2am, slightly buzzed, barefoot, holding hands with someone I wasn’t supposed to be in love with—but was.

12) Ever lied on a date?
Yes—I once pretended I knew how to sail because she mentioned loving the ocean. I ended up Googling knots in the bathroom, and yes… I did come clean. Eventually. On the water. While we were drifting slightly off-course.

Your move now. Which one of these made you raise an eyebrow?

 

[SpicyBean99]

I always strive to make sure the folks I hang with are taken care of.

I always try to be a gentleman in almost all situations.

(Took a minute to remember. I'm not usually a tv/movie guy.) I'd want to fuck Black Widow, but I don't make it due to being squashed by random violence.

Get a drink (usually non-alcoholic since I am normally a designated driver) and scope out the room. Approach one and offer to get them a drink and see what happens.


I'd explore with you. Hang out and do what you want and try some new things I've never done. And make you drain me.

I've been told that I am good at getting stuff done. I'm a bit of a completionist when it comes to accomplishing tasks just because I know it's important. Maybe I am too dependable sometimes.

My crooked grin since most don't see much. I am very body sensitive, so I don't think any part of my body is attention-deserving per se.

That my North American football team shouldn't have changed their name although I understand why they did and I still think it's nonsense.

I'd dress up more. Show them I made extra effort for them because they are worth it.

Canteen for water, tarp for shelter, lighter for fire. (kept it practical. I'd be too busy trying to survive. )

My current favorite is the last hug I gave a fried I met on here the last time I visited them this time last year. She's doing better and I miss her.

Why would anyone lie on a date? I mean the truth always comes out anyway. It's been a super long time since I've been on a date. Honesty is always the best policy.

Challenging questions @SpicyBean99 on a Friday.
Hope you had a good one and both pictures are beautiful.
As always, thank you for sharing.

Thankyou for your answers
1) I knew you were a good guy
2) I like the “most” in there, it suggests there’s room for a little mischief.
3) R.I.P black widow was a great choice though.
4) I’d probably let you buy me that drink just to see what happens next too.
5) Noted. You clearly understand contrast. I like that. I believe we could have a good time. Maybe 6) Being too dependable is a blessing and a curse I think. People start expecting miracles from you. But completionists make for incredible partners … especially the kind that finish what they start
7) Crooked grins are the best kinda grins! To add to that: If you’re body sensitive, that just tells me you feel things deeply… which honestly makes the idea of touching you that much more intense. It’s not about being “deserving,” it’s about chemistry and I’ve got a feeling you’re the kind of man who’s better to experience than to simply look at.
8) What were they called before?Why did they change their name?
9) Getting dressed up, even if it’s just for others, in the long run will also make YOU feel better.
10) smart choices.
11)
12) Honesty is always the best policy.

 

[SpicyBean99]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence.
I once taught a group of strangers how to play poker using shots of tequila as chips and ended the night with three new friends, a stolen karaoke mic, and a duck (don’t ask).

2) Something that sets me apart:
I can read the vibe of a room like it’s a novel with large print and juicy subtext—and I never miss a plot twist.

3) Last show/movie universe I’m stuck in:
I just watched The Bear, so I’d last about 48 hours before stress-eating raw pasta in the walk-in, but I’m absolutely making eyes at Sydney in the meantime.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a lady’s attention—what’s your first move?
Order her drink before she asks for it, but get it right—then just raise your glass and smile like you definitely have a story worth telling.

5) One weekend, zero consequences—what are you doing?
Stealing a vintage Mustang, driving up the Pacific Coast Highway, crashing a Hollywood party, and ghosting everyone just before sunrise.

6) Something people say I’m good at:
Storytelling—apparently I make the mundane sound mythic. And yeah, I agree. It’s my superpower.
7) Most praised body part / what I wish got more attention:
Eyes get the gold medal. Hands deserve a little more fanfare—they’ve written poetry, mixed mean cocktails, and know how to touch just right.

8) Most controversial opinion:
Cold pizza is superior to hot pizza. I will die on this hill with a slice in each hand.

9) One non-sexual item I bring to a hookup to impress:
A sleek, leather-bound journal filled with your name already written into a few poems and maybe one short story.

10) Desert island items (no extras):
A solar-powered e-reader with a massive library, a good multitool, and a hammock. I’m surviving and thriving.

11) Favorite memory:
Wandering the streets of a foreign city at 2am, slightly buzzed, barefoot, holding hands with someone I wasn’t supposed to be in love with—but was.

12) Ever lied on a date?
Yes—I once pretended I knew how to sail because she mentioned loving the ocean. I ended up Googling knots in the bathroom, and yes… I did come clean. Eventually. On the water. While we were drifting slightly off-course.

Your move now. Which one of these made you raise an eyebrow?

Nice try…but no cheating.

ChatGPT has lived an interesting life for sure but I was asking about you!

 

[ycym]

Nice try…but no cheating.

ChatGPT has lived an interesting life for sure but I was asking about you!

Real answers only pm.

 

[SpicyBean99]

What exactly is chatGPT? I've heard of it but never with any context.

It’s an AI chatbot, there’s loads of them out there but ChatGPT/Co pilot are probably the more popular ones. People use it for education , customer service, writing assistance, coding help, marketing, therapy support (my chat gpt knows more than any of my real therapists have ) and personal productivity ( you can literally get it to generate you a workout plan/meals/plan holidays) etc etc. the worlds your oyster with an AI, for learning to be honest. And in that sense it’s actually really helpful. It’s also popular for casual chatting and apparently creative writing. I was talking to someone in the Authors forum who actually said he knew a guy that was pumping out ChatGPT written stories and selling them for cheap on Amazon. It’s killing creativity in that sense. Ive tested AI’s before so I can spot a ChatGPT written answer in no time

 

[deft]

What exactly is chatGPT? I've heard of it but never with any context.

Exactly what chatGPT would say!

 

[ycym]

I would have told you anyway. Just wanted to see the reactions. Good catch. But please go back to the questions, guys (and gals).

 

[PageWriter2]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

1. Dining, drinking, dancing, and dessert, the D’s of decency.
2. My way of choosing words when I write, personable, complimentary, and brings a smile meant only for that one individual.
3. I don’t watch TV.
4. Lock into her eyes.
5. Doing what a man inspired would do. Become the servant of my Queen. To show her she is my priority, and her needs will be fulfilled.
6. Compliments without expectations. A genuine smile is priceless to me.
7. My hair and beard – No thoughts there.
8. Transgender sports. Let’s not go there here.
9. A silk ribbon. Beautiful accent for her hair, an instrument used to tie our hands in a romantic knot and always makes for an erotic blindfold.
10. A lighter to make fire. A solar powered radio for news, weather, rock and roll. A big bar of soap. A person needs to feel clean.
11. Recently a woman, for no reason, no explanation, paid for my gas. She simply smiled and told me to have a nice day. Proved human kindness does exist in this messed up world.
12. Yes, but a long time ago. She asked about my net worth. I told her I worked at a department store stocking shelf. No, I never came clean, it was none of her business.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thanks for the info. AI is everywhere now.

It freaks me out when I see people online now, falling for AI generated pictures/videos… it’s scary honestly. Also the idea that real people are slowly and WILL slowly be replaced by these bots. Coca Cola do all their holiday ads with AI now… kinda takes away the authenticity in a way.

 

[SpicyBean99]

It's easy to spot the fakes. Look at the eyes there's no life in them. They don't move like human eyes

yup.

https://vlix.io/video/1e24a039563139cdc215/

 

[SpicyBean99]

Kinda reminds me of the movie They Live.

Exactly thatttt!!!!! Creepily, the real threat isn’t what you see, but what’s been designed to keep you from seeing at all. Many a conspiracy there

 

[Poeticwolf]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

View attachment 2548009
Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

1) I would ask you, "Do you love the rose, but crave the thorn?"
2) My big, mighty brain, because I want to take over the world with it, Binky. (j/k) Seriously, my poetry.
3) I last watched Babylon 5. I imagine I would live quite happily for a long time exploring the universe with the Vorlons. Sadly, I wouldn't be fucking anyone, because I doubt you would be there.
4) Look for the lady sitting by herself ignored by all the other guys hitting on all the other women. She would certainly be the most interesting to talk to.
5) Convincing you to share with me your life story
6) My artistic expression, whether it be through my writing, my poetry, or my drawing. I think I'm a bit better than the average.
7) Avoiding the obvious answer here. My arms. And probably my butt.
8) I don't believe in God as it is interpreted through the Bible, but I do believe in a shared universal consciousness that we all can access if we opened ourselves up to it with our need.
9) Roses. (I'm old-fashioned)
10) a good book to read, The Iliad; a replicator for any material needs (you didn't say it had to be real); and You
11) Standing on the end of the barge in the hot sun with the water spray on my face and feeling the waves banging into the bottom as we cross the Mississippi River. At 14 I was a deckhand on my granddad's barge, best summer job ever.
12) I lied to her about being interested in having sex with her while her male 'pet' sucked on our toes. I never spoke to her again, as I ran away in fear.

 

[SpicyBean99]

1) I would ask you, "Do you love the rose, but crave the thorn?"
2) My big, mighty brain, because I want to take over the world with it, Binky. (j/k) Seriously, my poetry.
3) I last watched Babylon 5. I imagine I would live quite happily for a long time exploring the universe with the Vorlons. Sadly, I wouldn't be fucking anyone, because I doubt you would be there.
4) Look for the lady sitting by herself ignored by all the other guys hitting on all the other women. She would certainly be the most interesting to talk to.
5) Convincing you to share with me your life story
6) My artistic expression, whether it be through my writing, my poetry, or my drawing. I think I'm a bit better than the average.
7) Avoiding the obvious answer here. My arms. And probably my butt.
8) I don't believe in God as it is interpreted through the Bible, but I do believe in a shared universal consciousness that we all can access if we opened ourselves up to it with our need.
9) Roses. (I'm old-fashioned)
10) a good book to read, The Iliad; a replicator for any material needs (you didn't say it had to be real); and You
11) Standing on the end of the barge in the hot sun with the water spray on my face and feeling the waves banging into the bottom as we cross the Mississippi River. At 14 I was a deckhand on my granddad's barge, best summer job ever.
12) I lied to her about being interested in having sex with her while her male 'pet' sucked on our toes. I never spoke to her again, as I ran away in fear.

1. Only if the thorn knows what it’s doing too many people that talk the talk.
2. I would love to read something you’ve written! Pm me!
3. Unfortunately not, I’m good at riddles though
4. I see you. But just so you know, if I’m sitting alone, it’s not because I’m overlooked. It’s because I haven’t decided who’s worth disrupting my solitude yet.
5. A weekend wouldn’t be enough time. Are you patient?
6. That tells me you’re expressive and artsy! I love that for you! But whether you’re exceptional is something I’ll decide once I’ve seen the work since art is subjective.
7. Duly noted. But anyone can have a body part worth admiring, the more attractive things are intangible. Presence. Emotional depth. Authenticity. Charisma.
8. belief systems say more about how we process uncertainty than about truth itself. I think we all need hope and something to look towards to anchor us in times of need! For some it’s religion and others spirituality, I lean more towards spirituality in the sense that there is something bigger than all of us. Shared consciousness is a cool concept though!
9. Classic choice. Orange roses are my favourites. Red is over done and overused.
10. The Iliad and a replicator cover survival and stimulation so pretty fair choices. But bringing me is a bold choice. Let’s hope I’d be as essential as you seem to think.
11. I can see why that memory has stayed with you. Beautifully written response!
12. Damn.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I want to play, but you are rushing.

You ask good providing questions, but by bombarding everyone with multiple questions at once it closes down a lot of discourse because you end up with a string of posters with 12 answers getting a thumbs up reaction and no further comments or depth or curiosity about anything in particular.

Each answer deserves to be fully explored by everyone.

You don’t have to play!

But I do take time to read everyone’s replies properly and respond in length too!

 

[Wriggle]

You don’t have to play!

But I do take time to read everyone’s replies properly and respond in length too!

I want to, because I like the questions.

I just like to focus and discuss one thing at once rather than walls of answers where 90% isn't progressed any further.

 

[Wriggle]

It's my strand of neuro diversity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

1) one sentence isn’t enough, I’m a long form artist!
2) I think I tend to actually listen to what people are saying not assume I know four words in.
3) I watched this movie Indian Summer. I think I’d do all right the camp seemed pretty well stocked. I’m totally befriending Alan Arkin and stealing his sweater. Come on now.

4) I don’t have this kinda game. See answer 1
5) Let’s break into some financial institutions and erase debt records baby!

Man 12’s a lot! I’m already distracted. Bbl. Maybe.

 

[LilKitKat]

My semi-serious, semi-snarky responses

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
I dont need to convince you. You convince me you are worth my time.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
I have a 10 inch cock. Wait, thats every guy on here. Shit. Truly, it could be any number of tihngs or nothing at all. Im no better nor worse than anyone else.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
Im dead quick. I watched an episode of Vikings. I'd befriend Floki. He is a loyal psycho and gets the job done. But right before that I watched a Korean game show called The Genius. I think I'd do well there and win money. Soo...yeah.

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
Depends how I look, so hopefully I am lookin rather sultry that evening. If so, I saunter in and flip my hair over my ear and lean against the bar.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
What are consequences? Im not married! Do you have herpes or something?

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
Generally its for being funny/quick comebacks/snappy one-liners. I think I am. I am full of useless knowledge so I have a lot of movie/tv references to pull from.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
Oh geez. Depends what I am wearing. Because of my more unique heritage, my face gets a lot. My eyes especially. My hair gets a shit-ton. It was a fetish created on Fetlife even. My ass gets a ton of compliments. So do my breasts. What do I wish got more? Hmmmm...lips maybe? No idea.

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
Oh boy, far too many. I mean, I could anger half of America by saying Trump is the devil, but then againm half of America would also agree with me. I dont believe in God and religion is for people who cant help themselves?

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
A hookup that is non-sexual? Just someone I like to impress them maybe? Perhaps my guitar? I learned how to play off youtube during covid. I already sing and play piano, so my musioc skills are not too bad. My soundcloud covers have got some love, so yeah, Id sing and play guitar.

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
Ill assume no wifi/reception otherwise phone would be first...and not just to call for help, but for music if nothing else.
So....are we saying we should bring luxury items, or items to survive and then get off the island? Like a knife, a mirror, flint, tent...that sort? Otherwise Id strongly have to think about my kindle..and therefore a solar charger. And uh...hmmm...toilet paper?

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
No thanks, Ill keep some things private about my family/childhood. But plenty of great memories in my life.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
Pfffft of course. Not about myself so much. More like if its a 1st/2nd/3rd date about how the relationship is going. I dont ghost people, and prefer to be honest. But sometimes "the jury is out" and I need to think on it and if I am put on the spot I may say things are good/fine etc when I am leaning the opposite way.

 

[ycym]

I have a 10 inch cock. Wait, thats wevery guy on here. Shit. Truly, it could be any number of tihngs or nothing at all. Im no better nor worse than anyone else.

Cock measurement tool:
https://ibb.co/KxTx5pZ4
(No dick included.)

 

[SpicyBean99]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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[ycym]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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I think I have to replay them in slow motion.

 

[deft]

This is excellent, cut-up, stream of consciousness, jump-cut art.

 

[Jaws82]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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You’re pretty