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[desperado1089]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

Okay, I don't know enough about you to rank your red flags in order of accuracy...but based on what I do know, 5, 1, 4, 3, 2. I will edit my post later once I think of my own top 5 red flags

 

[Vitriolhack]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

I really have no idea, but here goes.

4, 5, 2, 1, 3

1. Old enough and smart enough to know when to talk and especially when to to shut up, mostly because I am eager to leave a dull interlocutor.

2. I am very good with digital life, but I have a vintage heart. I live for knobs and vynil albums.

3. I listen to people a little too closely even if they think I don’t or not paying attention to them.

4. I am very good at wearing social masks, I always have one on. Few have seen me transparent.

5. I grew up and attended a religious school who probably has screwed up my perspective of life, but, I am recovering from it!

 

[Alec79]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

2, but then lucky us. 5, because i said so . 3, i scare easily. 4, people should express their inner monologues more. 1. Love us and leave us.
Me, 1, i have self destructive tendencies. 2, i spend to much time over analysing my self destructive tendencies. 3, im turning into a grumpy old man. 4, i dont care that i am. 5, i like having the last word. So put this last.

 

[ShaneoD]

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Yawn

Thankyouu @GallantWriter for being my evening entertainment. You’re the best.

As for the rest of you, I hope you’re either busy making love to your wives, working, engaging in some sort of fun with your hand (writing poetry? Chopping wood? And maybe you’ll somehow end up back here a lil later/tomorrow!
I’ll speak to yall tomorrow

Hiding in the work toilets to watch this with nothing to put over my lap afterwards might not have been my best idea in a while, the vid is far too effective

 

[Fred6969]

(*pause whilst I quickly manifest a beer bellied, hairy bearded man to whisk me away in the new year)

What if it isn't a beer belly?!? AFAF

 

[urbangentleman]

It’s personal preference…

I prefer to watch a guy go down on me, worshiping my body as I push his head down between my legs so that I can appreciate him in his full manliness (*pause whilst I quickly manifest a beer bellied, hairy bearded man to whisk me away in the new year) … gazing my eyes over broad shoulders that only widen as he holds my legs open… whilst I grip the hair on the top of his head leading his head down (although it’s never really in my control… it’s him) and let him tease me with his tongue…

Vs…

Seeing the top of his head under my chin making suckling noises not unlike that of a little pig suckling its mother… but maybe, maybe it is a lack of skill that I still have yet to experience

It really puts me off

I have a huge beard and absolutely would go hours for you Bean! - Too bad about the nipple sucking but when yo say pig noises, that resonates.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

Fun game, interesting too. Made me take a look at myself...

Okay, I think your order of "red flags" might be 2.3.5.4.1.

Here's my red flags

1. Like to be on my own a lot, probably got too used to being by myself, could be off putting!
2. Insecurity. There's nothing more unattractive than self doubt!
3. Being too open minded sexually. I'd like to try out a bunch of things that I've only dabbled with. BDSM, etc. Wanting to be submissive, enjoying spit play or anal play, absolutely definitely not for everyone!
4. Writing. I write a lot, every day. I'm a daydreamer and spend a lot of time in my head. Is that unsocial of me? Definitely have a nerdy side lol
5. Can overthink and be a worrier. Makes me seem too passive, perhaps?

 

[Fred6969]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

Your order: 1, 2, 4, 5, 3

1) I often comment on threads where I'm not really welcomed.

2) I only interact with Lit members who are geographically out of reach, ensuring that we shall never meet in person.

3) I appear to constantly be online, which would indicate I'm some sort of Lit-vagrant.

4) I use a cartoon character as an avatar and rarely share photos - hiding my actual identity.

5) I'm sickeningly nice - to a fault.

 

[Jaws82]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

3, 2, 5, 4, 1

1) collector of things and a hard time letting go of stuff

2) workaholic. Snagging as much overtime I have. Sometimes overriding plans

3) selfish. Been single for so long and doing what I want it's almost habit forming

4)time obsessed. If you're late I take it personally

5) unfiltered mindset. Ill say things that are just far out there and just plain weird to attempt laugh. Sometimes falls short. Hard.

 

[Helgamite]

View attachment 2550388What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica.

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! I’m an open book

love the pic. cant see what the controversy is about. Though I will admit, I love those lips. they look very kissable.

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

Clue n2

https://postimg.cc/t7V04my1

I love a good cock worship

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

down my top?

These things?

https://postimg.cc/Fkd53D2h

Fuck! Me! Hard! Gorgeous perfect titties

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

You suck dick so good!

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

I personally don't find any of them as red flags, but if I was to rate them in order, I would say: 3, 5, 1, 4, 2.
Mainly because my red flags are:
1) I'm married with a family.
2) I read constantly, all day, or as much as I can. Sci-fi, fantasy, and any subgenre of those are my favorites.
3. I disappear for a few days as well. I tend to go through patterns of withdrawal and have to be dragged out of my funk.
4) I become addicted to work and with hustle day and night just to catch that extra dollar. Not because I'm greedy, but because I'm afraid of being impoverished again.
5) I have no filter in between my mouth and brain so I usually just say what I think and don't give a damn who's feelings are hurt.

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

(Posted in the T.T thread)

Good morning! And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night….(guess the movie?)

My titty Tuesday direct from the UK

https://vlix.io/video/1776bc5ac5ce3b41d8af/ - pink to make the boys (ladies and theys wink.)

Quote from Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty?

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

(Posted in the T.T thread)

Good morning! And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night….(guess the movie?)

My titty Tuesday direct from the UK

https://vlix.io/video/1776bc5ac5ce3b41d8af/ - pink to make the boys (ladies and theys wink.)

Oh and I almost was caught masturbating to this lol

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

The Truman Show, and you have a tattoo in reference to it because it's a favorite of yours!

That's right it was the Truman show!

 

[LilKitKat]

I’ve never really been a big fan of anyone “suckling” or umm for lack of better phrasing… “teething” on my nipples. I have metal bars through them and prefer those being tugged with someone’s teeth, maybe a light flick of the tongue once they’re been twisted and pulled a little… oh and ice and candle wax too…

As someone also with pierced nipples, I am with ya sista!
Unless, of course, those piercings are out for the day....

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good morning gorgeous people!

Humpday…. Only two more days until the weekend to go! And just under two weeks till Christmas… I hope everyone is prepared? Christmas presents ready? Tree decorated? Food planned?


Reading through all your red flags was super fun! And thankyou to those who sent me private DMs too… you were all very honest! And I have to say I think most of us are more similar than we think….
The things a lot of us labelled as “red flags” overlapped far more than I expected... Being open about them really does highlight how human we all are.

Anyway, thankyou guys!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I really have no idea, but here goes.

4, 5, 2, 1, 3

1. Old enough and smart enough to know when to talk and especially when to to shut up, mostly because I am eager to leave a dull interlocutor.

2. I am very good with digital life, but I have a vintage heart. I live for knobs and vynil albums.

3. I listen to people a little too closely even if they think I don’t or not paying attention to them.

4. I am very good at wearing social masks, I always have one on. Few have seen me transparent.

5. I grew up and attended a religious school who probably has screwed up my perspective of life, but, I am recovering from it!

Yours in order of highest to lowest I believe are: 4. 1. 5. 3. 2.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I personally don't find any of them as red flags, but if I was to rate them in order, I would say: 3, 5, 1, 4, 2.
Mainly because my red flags are:
1) I'm married with a family.
2) I read constantly, all day, or as much as I can. Sci-fi, fantasy, and any subgenre of those are my favorites.
3. I disappear for a few days as well. I tend to go through patterns of withdrawal and have to be dragged out of my funk.
4) I become addicted to work and with hustle day and night just to catch that extra dollar. Not because I'm greedy, but because I'm afraid of being impoverished again.
5) I have no filter in between my mouth and brain so I usually just say what I think and don't give a damn whose feelings are hurt.

We haven’t spoken much privately but I’ll do my best to order yours to what I believe is your most accurate red flag to least: 1. 3. 4. 5. 2. (I don’t think reading is a red flag by any means… unless it’s in some way infringing on others lives with how much time you spend with a nose between pages…I personally would say there’s no such thing as too much reading, I think everyone should read more, read everything, as much as possible until you die!!)

 

[SpicyBean99]

3, 2, 5, 4, 1

1) collector of things and a hard time letting go of stuff

2) workaholic. Snagging as much overtime I have. Sometimes overriding plans

3) selfish. Been single for so long and doing what I want it's almost habit forming

4)time obsessed. If you're late I take it personally

5) unfiltered mindset. Ill say things that are just far out there and just plain weird to attempt laugh. Sometimes falls short. Hard.

Mmm I know you a little better… so let me tryyy and do my best and order yours Sir….

4. I think from reading your list that for me personally 4 to me is the biggest red flag, sometimes people can’t help being late, their goldfish died, then there was a moose holding up traffic and…. Ahh damn… there is no excuse is there? (Coming from someone who is always late. I’m sorry.) 3. (Again I think being selfish can be a good trait as long as you’re not denying yourself the pleasure you could be experiencing with a longer term partner.) 5. (I don’t see a thing wrong with this.) 1. (I would love to know what it is your collecting!!! And how long you’ve been collecting for??!)

 

[GallantWriter]

Good morning gorgeous people!

Humpday…. Only two more days until the weekend to go! And just under two weeks till Christmas… I hope everyone is prepared? Christmas presents ready? Tree decorated? Food planned?
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Reading through all your red flags was super fun! And thankyou to those who sent me private DMs too… you were all very honest! And I have to say I think most of us are more similar than we think….
The things a lot of us labelled as “red flags” overlapped far more than I expected... Being open about them really does highlight how human we all are.

Anyway, thankyou guys!

Gosh Dang Bean, you're beautiful. Your face always puts me in a good mood.

Yes, for the most part I'm ready for Christmas. We don't do presents much, but there will be a family Lasagna dinner, so that's always nice. Though I imagine I'd definitely get you a gift if I could.

I did enjoy your little game, I thought it was a fun one. It is interesting to see how people overlap, especially when it involves you.

I hope you have an amazing Christmas too. Shame we can't celebrate together.

 

[urbangentleman]

Let’s play a little game

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^ that’s me by the way for any new lurkers that have yet to see me post a picture that isn’t somewhat provocative or erotic

I’m 26, a forensic psychology student, huge book and movie nerd, lover of music and anything the slightest bit creepy/gory or spooky.

I’ve been here on lit just over 8 months I believe and over my time here many things have happened: hidden videos and picture Easter eggs within posts, scandalous stories shared, being told off for being nude in the authors hangout (will not be making latter mistake again), many a titty Tuesday and thong Thursday shared, cumming audios in the forest… I’ve even had little fallings out due to my lack of ability to just say… nothing… but we don’t ponder on the negatives too much…In light of having been here a little while though, and also to spice things up a lil… I thought we’d share some red flags… but make it… a game.

RULES:

I am going to list my TOP 5 RED FLAGS… and all I need YOU to do is put them in order of MOST accurate to LEAST accurate… then you share with me your five red flags and I shall repay the favour.

1) I over share via dm, engage in conversation for an hour or two online and have a habit of disengaging rather quickly only to disappear from the face of the earth for a few days before popping back up again. (I’m sorry… )

2) I have a huge thing for smart mouthed, dominant, witty older men who are usually married with families.

3) I watch crime documentaries/criminal interviews to go to sleep. (Some girls need whale song and brown noise, I need a forensic timeline from arrest to sentencing.)

4) I struggle to “not say the thing” that everyone is thinking in situations where I could just…not say the thing. I’m often told I can be rather blunt… (is this a red flag?)

5) I like to be put in my place but can and have had tenancies to have brat breakdowns if I don’t get my own way.

Can I project #2 being the most on you? My family would understand… Wishful thinking! I’ll go:

1,3,2,4,5

4 Has been a HUGE thing for me my whole life. In High School It got me kicked out and blocked from honors block (despite 107% but I was trying to get out of that hill billy place anyway.) I’d like to think it’s a positive too. In Uni or the board room, I feel like it speeds up the discussion and having lead meetings, interaction is gold.

My 5 flags:

1) 0 or 100 polar focus. I’m All in or out. - I am really thinking of getting help. Unscientifically speaking I know a fat sativa joint allows focus.

2) Hobby-aholic - Bike Repair (Got me beer money and hot girls!), Brewing & Judging Beer, Gardening, Guitar and Bass playing and fix, flip, and sell nerdery, Cooking, Travel, Car Repair/Modding, Deep Dive Baseball Fandom.

3) Like Beans 4 - I’m generally unable to suppress giving the answer or saying the thing. This has only gotten marginally better after aging and reading “The Subtle Art.”

4) Crazy Total Recall - Great for trivia, really holds me back when I multi-thread something basic.

5) Giving too many fucks - Positive when I run over to my elderly neighbor to help her move things, fix her garage door, etc. Negative is finding myself 5 posts in with some 3 brain cell Incel posting derogatory comments.

 

[FunRock69]

Bean...your games and teases are always astounding to say the least! I love the search and tease and can't wait to keep at it!