Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

Yes, please. I promise to take very good care of them.

You AND your wife get one each.

 

[deft]

You AND your wife get one each.

Your generosity is so sexy!

 

[firefox27eros]

You AND your wife get one each.

You are so generous, are you on a roadshow? Where is the next stop?

 

[JaysonFromMars]

You AND your wife get one each.

Fuck yeah. Now you’re talking.

 

[Cogan]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

Yes I can!
But I’d be very temted to remove the rest of your clothes as well!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Yes I can!
But I’d be very temted to remove the rest of your clothes as well!

I was in a public establishment, with a queue outside waiting so I had to be quick or else you might have had a little more of a treat

 

[Cogan]

I was in a public establishment, with a queue outside waiting so I had to be quick or else you might have had a little more of a treat

I think it was a great treat!
And I would still be tempted! So we would have to find another place…..

 

[desperado1089]

@SpicyBean99 So I'm a little confused...was it LilKitKat who made a dig at you, or someone else?

 

[SpicyBean99]

I've got the tism too!! I was diagnosed with Asperger's when I was in the Army.

Yesss up the neurodivergent gang!!!

 

[desperado1089]

one last time since you could scroll up and read but I’ll explain again.

She essentially said (paraphrasing here) that she had noticed the same men commenting on both her posts and others’, and as a result, she now perceived those compliments as disingenuous. I responded by saying that I believe everyone should feel free to compliment one another, and that no single person’s compliment should carry more weight than another’s. She disagreed with that perspective. Shortly after, her friend chimed in, suggesting that the reason people love Kit is due to her sassiness and “natural beauty” (you can scroll up on either my thread or Kit’s to read the original quote, though I wouldn’t recommend it; it’s all rather dull.)

Later, I received a DM from her saying, “I’ve won”… a rather childish remark, considering I was simply sharing my personal opinion. One would assume this is a space where respectful debate is possible, but evidently, that’s not always the case.

Lastly, I will not tolerate commentary that demeans my body, appearance, or character. That crosses a line.

I apologize, I was just seeking clarity on **who** made the dig, as it was unclear to me. At no point did I say, imply or think your feelings on the matter were in any way invalid. If that's what you perceived, I am sorry for that.

 

[desperado1089]

Yesss up the neurodivergent gang!!!

We're taking over the world!!

 

[SpicyBean99]

We're taking over the world!!

As we bloody well should!!!

 

[hotcpu]

I was in a public establishment, with a queue outside waiting so I had to be quick or else you might have had a little more of a treat

You did very well!!

 

[Dalton59]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

I'll do my best to multi task. Both beautiful.

 

[Fred6969]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

ALRIGHT!! ALRIGHT!! I'm washing my hands as fast as I can!!!

 

[Jaws82]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

Oh. Oh my.

 

[Michael682]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

I think we’d all enjoy finding out.

 

[30bandits]

I can give you two more handfuls?

Can you cope?

yes, i can...

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy


Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[Azuldrgon]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

I always strive to make sure the folks I hang with are taken care of.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I always try to be a gentleman in almost all situations.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

(Took a minute to remember. I'm not usually a tv/movie guy.) I'd want to fuck Black Widow, but I don't make it due to being squashed by random violence.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Get a drink (usually non-alcoholic since I am normally a designated driver) and scope out the room. Approach one and offer to get them a drink and see what happens.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

I'd explore with you. Hang out and do what you want and try some new things I've never done. And make you drain me.

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

I've been told that I am good at getting stuff done. I'm a bit of a completionist when it comes to accomplishing tasks just because I know it's important. Maybe I am too dependable sometimes.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

My crooked grin since most don't see much. I am very body sensitive, so I don't think any part of my body is attention-deserving per se.

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

That my North American football team shouldn't have changed their name although I understand why they did and I still think it's nonsense.

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

I'd dress up more. Show them I made extra effort for them because they are worth it.

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

Canteen for water, tarp for shelter, lighter for fire. (kept it practical. I'd be too busy trying to survive. )

11) Tell me about your favorite memory!

My current favorite is the last hug I gave a fried I met on here the last time I visited them this time last year. She's doing better and I miss her.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Why would anyone lie on a date? I mean the truth always comes out anyway. It's been a super long time since I've been on a date. Honesty is always the best policy.

Challenging questions @SpicyBean99 on a Friday.
Hope you had a good one and both pictures are beautiful.
As always, thank you for sharing.

 

[Jaws82]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

Carry you around so hold on tight

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

I’m a fantastic cook

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Last movie was mission impossible. I survive the whole movie but I do get involved in a wacky death defying stunt. Fucking Haley Atwell because look at her!

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Dress to impress

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Loud music good booze plush hotel and you

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

I once brought it cider braised ribs with a homemade peach bourbon BBQ sauce into work for the crew for the overnight shift. They still talk about it

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Legs (never skip leg day)
My eyes (they’re up here!)

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

You should not agree with everything on whatever political wing you lean to

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

My honey fried strawberry infused crème brûlée

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

Yacht, enough gas to get to civilization, butler for yacht

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

Seeing Springsteen in Chicago. Played 10th ave freeze out again after not playing it for years. Tom Morello and Eddie Vedder did guest spots

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Nope

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[Wriggle]

I want to play, but you are rushing.

You ask good providing questions, but by bombarding everyone with multiple questions at once it closes down a lot of discourse because you end up with a string of posters with 12 answers getting a thumbs up reaction and no further comments or depth or curiosity about anything in particular.

Each answer deserves to be fully explored by everyone.

 

[ycym]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence.
I once taught a group of strangers how to play poker using shots of tequila as chips and ended the night with three new friends, a stolen karaoke mic, and a duck (don’t ask).

2) Something that sets me apart:
I can read the vibe of a room like it’s a novel with large print and juicy subtext—and I never miss a plot twist.

3) Last show/movie universe I’m stuck in:
I just watched The Bear, so I’d last about 48 hours before stress-eating raw pasta in the walk-in, but I’m absolutely making eyes at Sydney in the meantime.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a lady’s attention—what’s your first move?
Order her drink before she asks for it, but get it right—then just raise your glass and smile like you definitely have a story worth telling.

5) One weekend, zero consequences—what are you doing?
Stealing a vintage Mustang, driving up the Pacific Coast Highway, crashing a Hollywood party, and ghosting everyone just before sunrise.

6) Something people say I’m good at:
Storytelling—apparently I make the mundane sound mythic. And yeah, I agree. It’s my superpower.
7) Most praised body part / what I wish got more attention:
Eyes get the gold medal. Hands deserve a little more fanfare—they’ve written poetry, mixed mean cocktails, and know how to touch just right.

8) Most controversial opinion:
Cold pizza is superior to hot pizza. I will die on this hill with a slice in each hand.

9) One non-sexual item I bring to a hookup to impress:
A sleek, leather-bound journal filled with your name already written into a few poems and maybe one short story.

10) Desert island items (no extras):
A solar-powered e-reader with a massive library, a good multitool, and a hammock. I’m surviving and thriving.

11) Favorite memory:
Wandering the streets of a foreign city at 2am, slightly buzzed, barefoot, holding hands with someone I wasn’t supposed to be in love with—but was.

12) Ever lied on a date?
Yes—I once pretended I knew how to sail because she mentioned loving the ocean. I ended up Googling knots in the bathroom, and yes… I did come clean. Eventually. On the water. While we were drifting slightly off-course.

Your move now. Which one of these made you raise an eyebrow?

 

[SpicyBean99]

I always strive to make sure the folks I hang with are taken care of.

I always try to be a gentleman in almost all situations.

(Took a minute to remember. I'm not usually a tv/movie guy.) I'd want to fuck Black Widow, but I don't make it due to being squashed by random violence.

Get a drink (usually non-alcoholic since I am normally a designated driver) and scope out the room. Approach one and offer to get them a drink and see what happens.


I'd explore with you. Hang out and do what you want and try some new things I've never done. And make you drain me.

I've been told that I am good at getting stuff done. I'm a bit of a completionist when it comes to accomplishing tasks just because I know it's important. Maybe I am too dependable sometimes.

My crooked grin since most don't see much. I am very body sensitive, so I don't think any part of my body is attention-deserving per se.

That my North American football team shouldn't have changed their name although I understand why they did and I still think it's nonsense.

I'd dress up more. Show them I made extra effort for them because they are worth it.

Canteen for water, tarp for shelter, lighter for fire. (kept it practical. I'd be too busy trying to survive. )

My current favorite is the last hug I gave a fried I met on here the last time I visited them this time last year. She's doing better and I miss her.

Why would anyone lie on a date? I mean the truth always comes out anyway. It's been a super long time since I've been on a date. Honesty is always the best policy.

Challenging questions @SpicyBean99 on a Friday.
Hope you had a good one and both pictures are beautiful.
As always, thank you for sharing.

Thankyou for your answers
1) I knew you were a good guy
2) I like the “most” in there, it suggests there’s room for a little mischief.
3) R.I.P black widow was a great choice though.
4) I’d probably let you buy me that drink just to see what happens next too.
5) Noted. You clearly understand contrast. I like that. I believe we could have a good time. Maybe 6) Being too dependable is a blessing and a curse I think. People start expecting miracles from you. But completionists make for incredible partners … especially the kind that finish what they start
7) Crooked grins are the best kinda grins! To add to that: If you’re body sensitive, that just tells me you feel things deeply… which honestly makes the idea of touching you that much more intense. It’s not about being “deserving,” it’s about chemistry and I’ve got a feeling you’re the kind of man who’s better to experience than to simply look at.
8) What were they called before?Why did they change their name?
9) Getting dressed up, even if it’s just for others, in the long run will also make YOU feel better.
10) smart choices.
11)
12) Honesty is always the best policy.

 

[SpicyBean99]

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence.
I once taught a group of strangers how to play poker using shots of tequila as chips and ended the night with three new friends, a stolen karaoke mic, and a duck (don’t ask).

2) Something that sets me apart:
I can read the vibe of a room like it’s a novel with large print and juicy subtext—and I never miss a plot twist.

3) Last show/movie universe I’m stuck in:
I just watched The Bear, so I’d last about 48 hours before stress-eating raw pasta in the walk-in, but I’m absolutely making eyes at Sydney in the meantime.

4) You walk into a bar looking for a lady’s attention—what’s your first move?
Order her drink before she asks for it, but get it right—then just raise your glass and smile like you definitely have a story worth telling.

5) One weekend, zero consequences—what are you doing?
Stealing a vintage Mustang, driving up the Pacific Coast Highway, crashing a Hollywood party, and ghosting everyone just before sunrise.

6) Something people say I’m good at:
Storytelling—apparently I make the mundane sound mythic. And yeah, I agree. It’s my superpower.
7) Most praised body part / what I wish got more attention:
Eyes get the gold medal. Hands deserve a little more fanfare—they’ve written poetry, mixed mean cocktails, and know how to touch just right.

8) Most controversial opinion:
Cold pizza is superior to hot pizza. I will die on this hill with a slice in each hand.

9) One non-sexual item I bring to a hookup to impress:
A sleek, leather-bound journal filled with your name already written into a few poems and maybe one short story.

10) Desert island items (no extras):
A solar-powered e-reader with a massive library, a good multitool, and a hammock. I’m surviving and thriving.

11) Favorite memory:
Wandering the streets of a foreign city at 2am, slightly buzzed, barefoot, holding hands with someone I wasn’t supposed to be in love with—but was.

12) Ever lied on a date?
Yes—I once pretended I knew how to sail because she mentioned loving the ocean. I ended up Googling knots in the bathroom, and yes… I did come clean. Eventually. On the water. While we were drifting slightly off-course.

Your move now. Which one of these made you raise an eyebrow?

Nice try…but no cheating.

ChatGPT has lived an interesting life for sure but I was asking about you!