Wit & Nipples šŸ’

Small point of order. No one can explain Bitcoin.

Unfortunately I have been dragged into (yawn) discussions at the pub about bitcoin and I have to agree…. No matter how many times men have mansplained it to me, I’m no more educated on the matter 🤣

The only bitcoin knowledge I have is about that twat who made the first ever bitcoin purchase for like 10,000 BTC ( $40 ish ) which would now be worth $700mill….

Crazy stuff.
 
I’ve never been more happy to NOT be on that list! Amazing breakfast spread!
You escaped the list… this time šŸ˜‰
But you do strike me as the type who’d enjoy being put on the naughty step soooo we’ll see shall we šŸ‘€
And Thankyouuuu šŸ˜ I’m currently in the throes of trying to get my sister to like coffee without milk. Usually a breakfast that looks aesthetic helps her get it down 🤣
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
This looks absolutely delicious 🤤
 
Good morning Bean 🄳 Enjoy your very healthy breakfast, I’ll certainly be enjoying that video 🄰
Good morning Cyb,

Why Thankyou ;) the healthy breakfast was demolished. Now set up by my laptop and my mid day isn’t looking so fun anymore :( Barry and his 1.0 reconditioned eco boost need my help. šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
 
Good morning Cyb,

Why Thankyou ;) the healthy breakfast was demolished. Now set up by my laptop and my mid day isn’t looking so fun anymore :( Barry and his 1.0 reconditioned eco boost need my help. šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
Barry sounds like a real baller. Hope he manages to find the help he needs!

I hope he didn’t waste all that money of his Temu trim for nothing 😩
 
Barry sounds like a real baller. Hope he manages to find the help he needs!

I hope he didn’t waste all that money of his Temu trim for nothing 😩
It’s always the freaking wet belt on these 1.0 EcoBoosts. Ford thought running an oil-lubricated timing belt inside the engine was a brilliant idea 🧐 until they all started shredding themselves and clogging oil pickups šŸ˜ even more annoyingly so, America superseded them back in I want to say 2020 and swapped the wet belt for a timing chain…most Ford 1.0 engines here in the uk have got the belt instead of the chain which makes everything a lil more complicated.

I’m the only help Barry’s gonna have, apart from the actual mechanics of course. I’m just the girl on the phone ( most of the time ) although I have helped build a few engines myself šŸ’ŖšŸ½.
 
It’s always the freaking wet belt on these 1.0 EcoBoosts. Ford thought running an oil-lubricated timing belt inside the engine was a brilliant idea 🧐 until they all started shredding themselves and clogging oil pickups šŸ˜ even more annoyingly so, America superseded them back in I want to say 2020 and swapped the wet belt for a timing chain…most Ford 1.0 engines here in the uk have got the belt instead of the chain which makes everything a lil more complicated.

I’m the only help Barry’s gonna have, apart from the actual mechanics of course. I’m just the girl on the phone ( most of the time ) although I have helped build a few engines myself šŸ’ŖšŸ½.
I’d like to practice the basic principles of an engine with you… suck, squeeze, bang, and blow 🄳🄰
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
Dear lord, I'm emjoyn'!

Can we be more specific on the 70s rock please? I need to know for sure if you are wishing ME good morning or if I have deplorable taste.
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
Pardon me, I need to go break my car…

Thanks for having breakfast with us Bean!! šŸ˜‰
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
Rise and shine šŸ˜‰
 
Dear lord, I'm emjoyn'!

Can we be more specific on the 70s rock please? I need to know for sure if you are wishing ME good morning or if I have deplorable taste.
I’m glad you’re enjoying <3

See below for some of my 70s rock faves! I have to say though, in general I have a super eclectic taste in music, I listen to practically everything minus say opera 🤣 I listen to some classical when I’m writing occasionally, but mostly lean towards listening to heavy metal (older stuff: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motƶrhead, some Ozzy), I love soft rock (Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel). For more modern shit I do listen to a lot of Biggie, snoop (his older stuff), Mob Deep etc… I don’t really like the ā€œtop hitsā€ today and you won’t catch me listening to any Taylor Swift 🤣
also do love southern rock and blues… very much enjoyed watching Sinners (Michael B Jordan’s recent vamp movie) because the score was just chefs kiss! Oh and also occasionally drum and bass and garage ( I do like to boogie a frequent raves and festivals quite a lot )!
 

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I’m glad you’re enjoying <3

See below for some of my 70s rock faves! I have to say though, in general I have a super eclectic taste in music, I listen to practically everything minus say opera 🤣 I listen to some classical when I’m writing occasionally, but mostly lean towards listening to heavy metal (older stuff: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motƶrhead, some Ozzy), I love soft rock (Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel). For more modern shit I do listen to a lot of Biggie, snoop (his older stuff), Mob Deep etc… I don’t really like the ā€œtop hitsā€ today and you won’t catch me listening to any Taylor Swift 🤣
also do love southern rock and blues… very much enjoyed watching Sinners (Michael B Jordan’s recent vamp movie) because the score was just chefs kiss! Oh and also occasionally drum and bass and garage ( I do like to boogie a frequent raves and festivals quite a lot )!
Very nice....I'm familiar with most of these songs and I'm generally a fan too. I listen to a lot of different stuff, but tend to lean in to thick, heavy monolithic rock music. That said I love Hall & Oates and Steely Dan, too.

Been really getting in to Pelican lately. Sort of a instrumental, modern Sabbath vibe. So good to zone out to while I do boring desk work.

Lol, you like to boogie, aye? I love this thread, but watching you boogie sounds like a very fun experience to me!
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
šŸ«‚šŸ«‚šŸ«‚ Just woke up here, @SpicyBean99 .
That was a wonderful wakeup. I hope the rest of your day goes better. šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’
 
but mostly lean towards listening to heavy metal (older stuff: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motƶrhead, some Ozzy), I love soft rock (Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel).
Just as beautiful as it is, with a German accent.
Guitar solo from 2:50
 
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I’m glad you’re enjoying <3

See below for some of my 70s rock faves! I have to say though, in general I have a super eclectic taste in music, I listen to practically everything minus say opera 🤣 I listen to some classical when I’m writing occasionally, but mostly lean towards listening to heavy metal (older stuff: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motƶrhead, some Ozzy), I love soft rock (Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel). For more modern shit I do listen to a lot of Biggie, snoop (his older stuff), Mob Deep etc… I don’t really like the ā€œtop hitsā€ today and you won’t catch me listening to any Taylor Swift 🤣
also do love southern rock and blues… very much enjoyed watching Sinners (Michael B Jordan’s recent vamp movie) because the score was just chefs kiss! Oh and also occasionally drum and bass and garage ( I do like to boogie a frequent raves and festivals quite a lot )!
Your playlist looks like vinyl collection. Great choices from my point of view, of course.
 
Just as beautiful as it is, with a German accent.
Guitar solo from 2:50
I enjoyed that! Ty for the recommendation!
I’m such a slut for a good guitar solo… just to set the scene… imagine sweaty, rampant post argument sex with Eruption (Van Halen) playing in the background? Or even better, having an orgasm whilst being eaten out listening to Comfortably Numb, like the last 50 seconds specifically (Pink Floyd… of course) Talk about elevating an experience šŸ˜ 🤣
 
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

šŸ–¤ Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
šŸ–¤ Don’t listen too late 70s Rock šŸ¤˜šŸ¼
šŸ–¤ Send unsolicited dick pics
šŸ–¤ Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
šŸ–¤ Use ā€œI’m old schoolā€ to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
šŸ–¤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. šŸ‘†šŸ½whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🄰
Love this!
 
I enjoyed that! Ty for the recommendation!
I’m such a slut for a good guitar solo… just to set the scene… imagine sweaty, rampant post argument sex with Eruption (Van Halen) playing in the background? Or even better, having an orgasm whilst being eaten out listening to Comfortably Numb, like the last 50 seconds specifically (Pink Floyd… of course) Talk about elevating an experience šŸ˜ 🤣
Or Becks bollero while you are cumming.
 
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