Steadfast421
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Oedipusopposed
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diapersOedipus
Dealing with diapers dampers one's day.diapers
At least Pampers are disposable.Dealing with diapers dampers one's day.![]()
Perhaps, but that doesn't make some of them stink any less.At least Pampers are disposable.
So it appears.Perhaps, but that doesn't make some of them stink any less.![]()
TrappedSo it appears.
parapetTrapped
Ratpackparapet
partakeRatpack
Barkeeppartake
Does the barkeep ever partake in a breakup? I would hope not!Barkeep
She puckers at the thought of instigating a breakup.Does the barkeep ever partake in a breakup? I would hope not!
Makes you wonder if the punkers are secretly rooting for it.She puckers at the thought of instigating a breakup.
But it does account for the unkempt appearance of their house.Makes you wonder if the punkers are secretly rooting for it.
TrumpetBut it does account for the unkempt appearance of their house.
Tio...don't tell me YOU are the guy that mutters about a slight bit of dust on a person's wooden trim inside the house, and that you enter to check wearing a white glove!Trumpet
No, I'm only concerned when I find a giant dust bunny that tumbles around the house like a tumbling tumbleweed.Tio...don't tell me YOU are the guy that mutters about a slight bit of dust on a person's wooden trim inside the house, and that you enter to check wearing a white glove!![]()
Dress in the costume of a maid with a feather duster.No, I'm only concerned when I find a giant dust bunny that tumbles around the house like a tumbling tumbleweed.
That's an image that causes many penises to tumesce!Dress in the costume of a maid with a feather duster.
And muscles to flex.That's an image that causes many penises to tumesce!
Not to mention the lustful schemes it inspires.And muscles to flex.
MatchesNot to mention the lustful schemes it inspires.
chemistMatches
Why would a chemist play with matches unless he thinks he's developed flame-proof gitches?chemist