🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

I love all the fruits! But I'm not allowed grapefruit anymore because of some medication and so now, of course, that's the one I crave the most
I’m sorry you can’t have them. There’s a surprising number of medications they mess up. Weird.

I have a theory though that grapefruits are the biggest conspiracy in history as it’s literally impossible that anyone actually likes them. Therefore, as Sherlock Holmes said, eliminate the impossible and it must be true that everyone is either just too stubborn to admit they were wrong or they have more sinister motives in claiming they like them….I’m not looking at you….or am I?
 
I’m sorry you can’t have them. There’s a surprising number of medications they mess up. Weird.

I have a theory though that grapefruits are the biggest conspiracy in history as it’s literally impossible that anyone actually likes them. Therefore, as Sherlock Holmes said, eliminate the impossible and it must be true that everyone is either just too stubborn to admit they were wrong or they have more sinister motives in claiming they like them….I’m not looking at you….or am I?
Well if this pervy wonderland has taught me anything it's that there isn't anything someone won't be into on some level, yes even including sour citrus deliciousness!
 
I have that for only some sites where I live. Like sex.com and pornhub. I just VPN it too.
I totally agree with you.
Meant to reply to this, but, I am in one of the states that Pornhub has completely blocked. The only way I could view it is through a VPN.

Either way, I really wish I was in a position to get the hell out of this state. It's just not good for my mental or physical health.
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God, after seeing this, a giant bowl of cut fruit is all I'm craving.

Do you have a favorite fruit? Will you share with me??
a very Tart Granny Smith Apple is right there with Huckleberries. Oh, and Asian Pears.
 
All damn day I’ve been singing this.
As you should! It was the proximity of mushroom tip to G.I. Joe that made it the truly perfect response for you though 🤣

LA/OC had so many great local bands in the late 90s. My late sister-in-law grew up with some of the guys from Sublime and taught one of their daughters. I saw them (as Sublime with Rome, still miss Brad) coheadline with The Offspring several years ago and they still went hard!
 
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