🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PMarky2]

Us Brits of a certain age were brought up with Page 3 girls in the newspapers. Just vacuous smiling late teen/early 20's girls with their baps out while you're having your breakfast

I used to work in a little shop that sold porn mags. The most popular were milfs and feet.

We are probably about the same age. Also, page 6 in the Daily Star, IIRC. I think every newsagents around our way had its selection of top shelf magazines, but you nearly always bought them when you happened to be in the next village for some reason because you did not want the girl behind the counter telling your Aunt Maggie who would tell your Mum, though my Mum would have chalked it up to a healthy interest in the opposite sex.

 

[AtramentousRex]

So if I'm understanding properly, PLP is going to wile away her last day of freedom with porn.
Sounds Legit.

 

[Wriggle]

Here's an interesting fact about page 3 and Ted Lasso

In the final season of Ted Lasso there is an episode about celebrity porn leaks. This was written by Keeley Hazel who used to be a page 3 "stunna" and who also has a small part as Rupert's new girlfriend.
It is based upon her own leaked private pics, I reckon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Good morning, pervs!! Enjoy some breakfast!

Jury duty evaded and it's the last day of freedom before summer school. How shall we celebrate?? What was your favorite thing to do on summer break?

I was gonna say something about eating on the patio and late sunny evening. But now I’m thinking about sex.

Which actually I like slightly less in summer. But still.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We used to find porn mags hidden in the quarry I played in as a kid.

God Bless the People’s Republic of Drugafornia. Though if IIRC they cost a quarter when I was a kid

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

God bless the British. Lol - also "baps" never fails to make me giggle.

Honestly Lit stories were my first introduction to a LOT of things. A girl in my gym class used to print off the stories and pass them around. Lol

I’ve never felt older

 

[Wriggle]

God Bless the People’s Republic of Drugafornia. Though if IIRC they cost a quarter when I was a kid

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Are these like adverts for escorts, porn actresses and prostitutes?

 

[Wriggle]

Continuing the erotic fruit theme, I present The Wayward Cloud.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are these like adverts for escorts, porn actresses and prostitutes?

No! All those girls just wanted casual connections just for fun! No money! They said so!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Continuing the erotic fruit theme, I present The Wayward Cloud.

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So juicy!

If I had to compare my lady garden to one fruit.... would it be a watermelon? Maybe!
Sweet, refreshing, you can smack the bottom to tell it's going to be juicy, gets all over your chin of you eat it right.... <nods>

 

[Wriggle]

So juicy!

If I had to compare my lady garden to one fruit.... would it be a watermelon? Maybe!
Sweet, refreshing, you can smack the bottom to tell it's going to be juicy, gets all over your chin of you eat it right.... <nods>

And it makes men hard?

Nb
This is not an off colour comment of the sleazy variety - watermelons contain citrulline which is an amino acid that supports erections, like Viagra

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And it makes men hard?

Nb
This is not an off colour comment of the sleazy variety - watermelons contain citrulline which is an amino acid that supports erections, like Viagra

We love a science fact in the B&B!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So juicy!

If I had to compare my lady garden to one fruit.... would it be a watermelon? Maybe!
Sweet, refreshing, you can smack the bottom to tell it's going to be juicy, gets all over your chin of you eat it right.... <nods>

So….I swallow the seeds?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So….I swallow the seeds?

It starts seedless but... if that's your thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It starts seedless but... if that's your thing

So the seeds are a sign you’re hitting the right spot? I hear if you swallow them they make a baby grow in you.

I’m very confused. About a lot of things.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So the seeds are a sign you’re hitting the right spot? I hear if you swallow them they make a baby grow in you.

I’m very confused. About a lot of things.

Mhmm, I can tell. You may need to see Professor @Wriggle
But I think the seeds have to planted, then they can be tasted and shared. Lots of fun to play with!
And swallowing them prevents the babies, I think? I'd be happy to be corrected though.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Mhmm, I can tell. You may need to see Professor @Wriggle
But I think the seeds have to planted, then they can be tasted and shared. Lots of fun to play with!
And swallowing them prevents the babies, I think? I'd be happy to be corrected though.

Shivers. Okay..that almost got to me. No more lurking in this thread.

 

[morelikeasong]

So the seeds are a sign you’re hitting the right spot? I hear if you swallow them they make a baby grow in you.

I’m very confused. About a lot of things.

Let’s do some experimental gardening

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let’s do some experimental gardening

I’ll make your lady garden grow. Will silver Bells and cock…..

Wait that’s the rhyme right? Just ends right there doesn’t it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Good morning, pervs!! Enjoy some breakfast!

Jury duty evaded and it's the last day of freedom before summer school. How shall we celebrate?? What was your favorite thing to do on summer break?

My family was pretty boring, so not a lot of fun to be had. Though, for the 2-3 weeks we got actual sun in the Pacific Northwest, l loved going up on my roof & tanning. Just soaking up all the vitamins the sun could give me before we returned to the drizzled misery that is the other 10+ months

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Let’s do some experimental gardening

I’ll make your lady garden grow. Will silver Bells and cock…..

Wait that’s the rhyme right? Just ends right there doesn’t it?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My family was pretty boring, so not a lot of fun to be had. Though, for the 2-3 weeks we got actual sun in the Pacific Northwest, l loved going up on my roof & tanning. Just soaking up all the vitamins the sun could give me before we returned to the drizzled misery that is the other 10+ months

Oh I love the idea of rooftop tanning! It seems very romantic and cinematic to me

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh I love the idea of rooftop tanning! It seems very romantic and cinematic to me

The house just looked like a single story from the front, the rooms upstairs had slanted walls, so the stairs had to have a dormer above the landing to make room to walk. The roof above was flat & slightly tilted down. Not glamorous, but very functional!
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[morelikeasong]

I’ll make your lady garden grow. Will silver Bells and cock…..

Wait that’s the rhyme right? Just ends right there doesn’t it?

I feel like maybe there’s something with the word sow…


It’s not cumming to me though.
Come here, let’s workshop.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like maybe there’s something with the word sow…


It’s not cumming to me though.
Come here, let’s workshop.

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