Sex & Shenanigans

It does make me wonder what kind of questions would be asked. :sneaky:
On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the most filthy, how dirty do you like your dirty talk?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most vile, how crude do you like your dirty talk?

Do you prefer your dirty talk whispered in your ear, conversation level, spoken forcefully, or shouted so the neighbors know you are a sexy, dirty girl?

Please list acceptable euphemism for your body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.

Please list acceptable euphemism for my body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.

Please list any unacceptable or uncomfortable terms, topics, or phrases.
 
On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the most filthy, how dirty do you like your dirty talk?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most vile, how crude do you like your dirty talk?

Do you prefer your dirty talk whispered in your ear, conversation level, spoken forcefully, or shouted so the neighbors know you are a sexy, dirty girl?

Please list acceptable euphemism for your body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.

Please list acceptable euphemism for my body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.

Please list any unacceptable or uncomfortable terms, topics, or phrases.
On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the most filthy, how dirty do you like your dirty talk?
1-10, depending on the circumstances & my mood, which I fully expect you to just intuitively, as I will be giving you zero indication what I'm

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most vile, how crude do you like your dirty talk?
see above

Do you prefer your dirty talk whispered in your ear, conversation level, spoken forcefully, or shouted so the neighbors know you are a sexy, dirty girl?
depends entirely on the situation. Though, sometimes the neighbors need to know that you've been working on your public speaking, and shouting "YOUR MY NAUGHTY LITTLE DAFFODIL!!!!" can be an excellent way to let everyone know you're the new Best Boy in your Toastermasters Club

Please list acceptable euphemism for your body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.
Milk Juggle & Hoo-Hoo, and Exit Only seem to be universally acceptable euphamisms

Please list any unacceptable or uncomfortable terms, topics, or phrases.
the list is too long to add here
 
I just came into some money. This is a two-parter:
1) should I send it to my Nigerian prince pen pal, and
2) should I clean the money first, so it’s not sticky?
1-I fully support your efforts to improve the diplomatic relationship betwixt the US & the Nigerian Royal Family. Nigeria will be so flattered that I'm sure they'll give you an honorary title
2- Do not, unders any circumstances, wash that money. Giving a DNA sample shows how  hard joyfull donating the money makes you, and how serious you are about the relationship
 
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On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the most filthy, how dirty do you like your dirty talk?
I need an example of what you think 'filthy' is. I'll rate it on a scale of 1-10 then use that as a baseline. But in my world, I won't get my knickers off for anything less than an 8.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most vile, how crude do you like your dirty talk?
Is this not the same thing? I may need educating.
Do you prefer your dirty talk whispered in your ear, conversation level, spoken forcefully, or shouted so the neighbors know you are a sexy, dirty girl?
Both. Do it in the same sentence so the neighbours only hear every other word. Fuck, I'm getting wet.
Please list acceptable euphemism for your body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.
All of them. ALL OF THEM. I'll wank to words I've never even heard of before if you say it right.
Please list acceptable euphemism for my body parts. Try to be as complete as possible.
Same as above. If I use the right tone of voice, you won't care what I call your ding-a-ling.
Please list any unacceptable or uncomfortable terms, topics, or phrases.
Mummy. Daddy. Unless we're playing Mummies and Daddies in the traditional sense.
 
1-I fully support your efforts to improve the diplomatic relationship betwixt the US & the Nigerian Royal Family. Nigeria will be so flattered that I'm sure they'll give you an honorary title
2- Do not, understand any circumstances, wash that money. Giving a DNA sample shows how  hard joyfull donating the money makes you, and how serious you are about the relationship
Thanks for [just the] tip! They’re gonna be so happy about the funds cumming to them!
 
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