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[jeff_is_smiling]

For the people who have pets

If your pet can talk what would they say ?

My 9 month old kitten: What's yours is mine...what's mine is mine...bring me a toy...let me chew on your ankle...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Your whining sounds oddly familiar... did @Dayhoosier hack your account

*Just coming in from a run....sits down to hydrate before working in the yard....
CATCHES A STRAY RIGHT IN THE CHEST!*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Just coming in from a run....sits down to hydrate before working in the yard....
CATCHES A STRAY RIGHT IN THE CHEST!*

 

[Noone45]

Whose cat is this?

 

[Dayhoosier]

 

[Dayhoosier]

Me: oh look I got a mention in the brat house
*Click*
.....should have known

 

[NakedStoryLover]

IS it fun or frustrating watching them play?
Do they make a mess in the house? (When they play)

Very fun!

 

[Dayhoosier]

For the people who have pets

Umm if you can't my daughters exotics plus the foster cats ... Umm yes lots and lots here

If your pet can talk what would they say ?

Smh
I can tell you what the frogs say in the middle of the effing night: BRAAA BRAA BRAAAAA I'm pretty sure it translates loosely to hahahaha wake up mother fucker! It's 227 in the morning!!!

The snakes as best I can tell would say ? No thanks I'm not hungry until you don't have food ready for me....then I'm hungry

The dogs say....they can I go out on the yard? I mean can I come in? I meant out for real this time please? Never mind I went in

I don't know what the geckos say but I'm pretty sure they all have British accents for some reason

The hedgehogs day *woo hoo God I love this running wheel so much ... How much? Enough to run and shit in it alllllll night!!!"

I'll see if I get any foster car or blue tongues skinks hints later today

 

[BrendaBear]

*Just coming in from a run....sits down to hydrate before wanking in the yard....

I misread that… but it still works..,,

 

[Dayhoosier]

I misread that… but it still works..,,

In the yard is a bold move!!!
Even with the privacy fence ..... I don't know

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Me: oh look I got a mention in the brat house
*Click*
.....should have known

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't know what the geckos say but I'm pretty sure they all have British accents for some reason

This had me dying

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I misread that… but it still works..,,

I love your brain

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I have shrimp. They are easily stressed. So I imagine it would be a tank full of mini-me's just outloud going through anything that could potentially go wrong and also all of them constantly side-eyeing each other wondering when they're gonna have sex and why haven't they done it yet. Lots of "is my coloring not rich enough?" "Just wait til my next molt, I'll be the best looking one for a day" and "why did she have to molt on the same day as me? Now no one will notice how pretty I am"

So,.... pretty much like dealing with thirsty pervs here?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have shrimp. They are easily stressed. So I imagine it would be a tank full of mini-me's just outloud going through anything that could potentially go wrong and also all of them constantly side-eyeing each other wondering when they're gonna have sex and why haven't they done it yet. Lots of "is my coloring not rich enough?" "Just wait til my next molt, I'll be the best looking one for a day" and "why did she have to molt on the same day as me? Now no one will notice how pretty I am"

So they are or aren't feeders? Kidding kidding I think we already talked about this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have shrimp. They are easily stressed. So I imagine it would be a tank full of mini-me's just outloud going through anything that could potentially go wrong and also all of them constantly side-eyeing each other wondering when they're gonna have sex and why haven't they done it yet. Lots of "is my coloring not rich enough?" "Just wait til my next molt, I'll be the best looking one for a day" and "why did she have to molt on the same day as me? Now no one will notice how pretty I am"

It’s tough being towards the bottom of the food chain and/or having a brain that overanalyzes everything. Thank Jod for booze.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s tough being towards the bottom of the food chain and/or having a brain that overanalyzes everything. Thank Jod for booze.

So you are saying they like to enjoy a “shrimp cocktail” ???

*** giggling away. ***

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you are saying they like to enjoy a “shrimp cocktail” ???

*** giggling away. ***

Hey! Who you calling a shrimp?!? Who’s been talking?

 

[metrifonate]

How your day of rest been everyone?
Been busy in the garden all day.

 

[cheekygirl75]

How your day of rest been everyone?
Been busy in the garden all day.

Been busy doing laundry and running errands, not so much rest.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Been busy doing laundry and running errands, not so much rest.

No need to be sad! It's all done now, so now I can relax... at least until it's time to feed & walk the dog.

 

[metrifonate]

Been busy doing laundry and running errands, not so much rest.

You need a servant

 

[cheekygirl75]

You need a servant

Too true! Are you volunteering?

 

[metrifonate]

Too true! Are you volunteering?

Not necessarily but...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not necessarily but...

I have no dress code for my servant! (As in, a no clothes dress code )