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[Noone45]

A male cat who owns the place

So you pay rent in snacks !

 

[NewStartQueen]

So you pay rent in snacks !

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Lovely pets !


You have dogs ?

3 dogs.
1 male chihuahua
And 2 female toy fox terriers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I am watching this movie, and suddenly @SalaciousMonkey22 is on my mind!

I can’t imagine why.

Maybe them playing this song might have something to do with it.

Wait…before I confirm that reaction…what movie?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

For the people who have pets

If your pet can talk what would they say ?

Dog (Frenchie): I love you all
Old cat: I could use some another treat
Young cat: I hate you all

 

[BrendaBear]

I love Kittens, they are soo sweet


But cats are cute mean bitches

I actually enjoy adult cats more than kittens. I am delighted my two youngest are now past the kitten stage.

But maybe I “get them” so easily because cate and brats have a lot in common.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait…before I confirm that reaction…what movie?

I was watching Encino Man. They dance to that song at the end of the movie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was watching Encino Man. They dance to that song at the end of the movie.

Holy smokes! How did I not know that?!??

 

[BrendaBear]

Holy smokes! How did I not know that?!??

…cause you are a silly monkey?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

…cause you are a silly monkey?

Well, there is that…

 

[NewStartQueen]

But maybe I “get them” so easily because cate and brats have a lot in common.

I didn't know Cate Blanchett was a brat!

*Runs away giggling to bed because I'm a smartass and I got the first post on the start of one of the best decades*

 

[Noone45]

3 dogs.
1 male chihuahua
And 2 female toy fox terriers

They look soo cute !

I saw some chihuahua videos in instagram
They get easily annoyed & They bark a lot !
Does yours do that ?

 

[Noone45]

Dog (Frenchie): I love you all
Old cat: I could use some another treat
Young cat: I hate you all

Does your dog and cat fight?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They look soo cute !

I saw some chihuahua videos in instagram
They get easily annoyed & They bark a lot !
Does yours do that ?

No he has always been really quiet and chill. Just always wants to be under covers on your lap.

He very rarely barks which is unusual for this breed

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Does your dog and cat fight?

Not as far as the dog knows.

She thinks they're playing chase. That is *mostly* true, though old cat (a Russian Blue) gets fed up by the puppy hijinx.

 

[Noone45]

No he has always been really quiet and chill. Just always wants to be under covers on your lap.

He very rarely barks which is unusual for this breed

Maybe bro doesn't like drama that much
And he wants peace !
That's really nice !

 

[cheekygirl75]

For the people who have pets

If your pet can talk what would they say ?

Senior dog: Let’s go for a walk! Ok, now time to nap, unless there’s food?

Puppy: Can I eat it, can I eat it? I’m eating it!!

Cat: I just want love or a cat friend, no not like that go away.

 

[Noone45]

Not as far as the dog knows.

She thinks they're playing chase. That is *mostly* true, though old cat (a Russian Blue) gets fed up by the puppy hijinx.

IS it fun or frustrating watching them play?
Do they make a mess in the house? (When they play)

 

[Noone45]

Senior dog: Let’s go for a walk! Ok, now time to nap, unless there’s food?

Puppy: Can I eat it, can I eat it? I’m eating it!!

Cat: I just want love or a cat friend, no not like that go away.

They have an interesting character

 

[Noone45]

Does anyone have a parrot? Or any birds?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

For the people who have pets

If your pet can talk what would they say ?

I have shrimp. They are easily stressed. So I imagine it would be a tank full of mini-me's just outloud going through anything that could potentially go wrong and also all of them constantly side-eyeing each other wondering when they're gonna have sex and why haven't they done it yet. Lots of "is my coloring not rich enough?" "Just wait til my next molt, I'll be the best looking one for a day" and "why did she have to molt on the same day as me? Now no one will notice how pretty I am"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They do talk

Every 5am they yell at me and stomp on me saying, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY BITCH, WAKE UP AND GET ME FOOD SLAVE.

Your whining sounds oddly familiar... did @Dayhoosier hack your account

 

[Noone45]

I have shrimp. They are easily stressed. So I imagine it would be a tank full of mini-me's just outloud going through anything that could potentially go wrong and also all of them constantly side-eyeing each other wondering when they're gonna have sex and why haven't they done it yet. Lots of "is my coloring not rich enough?" "Just wait til my next molt, I'll be the best looking one for a day" and "why did she have to molt on the same day as me? Now no one will notice how pretty I am"

Ooh



By the way why are your shrimps thinking about me ?

 

[Noone45]

Damn

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nearly spit my coffee out this morning watching this