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Fantastic, I have done the same. I have found cheap guitars are often better than more expensive ones with a good set-up and pick-up /tuner swap.
Well, my legit, American HH Strat is still the best of the lot, I have really been enjoying playing these and I love rewiring and stuff like that. So satisfying when the guitar really plays and sounds great.
 
Aussies and Kiwis have quite a relationship 😂
All we ever do is call the Kiwis, Aussies 😂😂
We do, but we love to do clap backs to each other. But try to take on the Kiwis and the Aussies will ride at dawn. Only way to insult either of us.. is to call us an American 🤭

In Milan Italy, I misplaced my mobile phone whilst tipsy, went back to the restaurant to check if it was on the floor under the table. Waiter and I on the floor, found someone's earring and a credit card. No phone.

One of the new customers on the table said in Italian "Look at the stupid American laughing when she just lost her phone".

Simultaneously me and the waiter gasp and exclaim "AUSTRALIANA!" And then I said in very broken Italian - "I am in Italy, there is no better joy than seeing the home of art, renaissance and science. Fuck the phone if it is gone!” The table laughed and bought me a bottle of wine. Found the phone under the couch opposite the lift where I must have dropped it and kicked it under there when I stumbled back to my room. 🤣
 
Yeah the French can be awful. I remember being called a "ignorant tourist" in French when I went to buy a ticket for the train because I dared to pause when I got to the window. Then in perfect French I bought the ticket and told him I hoped he had explosive diarrhoea on the way home.

Funny... But I'm struggling to figure out who we Aussies hate...

I think that's an universal feeling 🤣
I say ole chap, I do wish you get diarrhea of the TNT type.
Good day
 
We do, but we love to do clap backs to each other. But try to take on the Kiwis and the Aussies will ride at dawn. Only way to insult either of us.. is to call us an American 🤭

In Milan Italy, I misplaced my mobile phone whilst tipsy, went back to the restaurant to check if it was on the floor under the table. Waiter and I on the floor, found someone's earring and a credit card. No phone.

One of the new customers on the table said in Italian "Look at the stupid American laughing when she just lost her phone".

Simultaneously me and the waiter gasp and exclaim "AUSTRALIANA!" And then I said in very broken Italian - "I am in Italy, there is no better joy than seeing the home of art, renaissance and science. Fuck the phone if it is gone!” The table laughed and bought me a bottle of wine. Found the phone under the couch opposite the lift where I must have dropped it and kicked it under there when I stumbled back to my room. 🤣
I am glad you feel so passionate about not being confused with being an American. 😜
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Great story though 😂
 
We do, but we love to do clap backs to each other. But try to take on the Kiwis and the Aussies will ride at dawn. Only way to insult either of us.. is to call us an American 🤭

In Milan Italy, I misplaced my mobile phone whilst tipsy, went back to the restaurant to check if it was on the floor under the table. Waiter and I on the floor, found someone's earring and a credit card. No phone.

One of the new customers on the table said in Italian "Look at the stupid American laughing when she just lost her phone".

Simultaneously me and the waiter gasp and exclaim "AUSTRALIANA!" And then I said in very broken Italian - "I am in Italy, there is no better joy than seeing the home of art, renaissance and science. Fuck the phone if it is gone!” The table laughed and bought me a bottle of wine. Found the phone under the couch opposite the lift where I must have dropped it and kicked it under there when I stumbled back to my room. 🤣
Just saying hello to the Queen 👸 😃
 
"Where the fuck have you been?”

"Where's my snack?"

"IT IS PAST YOUR BEDTIME!” usually standing on the staircase looking down at me disapprovingly whilst I watch the F1.
Maybe they learnt it from you , my highness



What pets you have ?
 
I am glad you feel so passionate about not being confused with being an American. 😜
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Great story though 😂
I've lived in VT, NYC and Phoenix AZ. I can fake being an American but I can genuinely say that would not bring any benefit to me at all. Aussies are loved almost everywhere except Bali and Thailand where we turn into heavy drinking bogans. 🤣
 
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