Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[Dangerousliaisons]

My sister’s black suspenders belt

 

[liqueur]

My sister’s black suspenders belt

Wearing it? Or doing something else with it?

 

[ibshy2003]

My adult daughter panties my wife is clueless But my daughter knows sometimes when she comes over, she will leave her panties. When she leaves will give me a hug and whisper in my ear that she left me her panties.

 

[sweetgirl430]

I have a six-inch amethyst cock that I bought from a TikTok shop a few years ago. It's SO cold, but fun! Does that count? If not, the footboard knob on my bed growing up is probably the weirdest.

 

[chrisatb5]

I have a six-inch amethyst cock that I bought from a TikTok shop a few years ago. It's SO cold, but fun! Does that count? If not, the footboard knob on my bed growing up is probably the weirdest.

Perhaps not as weird it uncommon as one might think ..

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Second from the left would be my choice

If I recall, I went for the left, and for the 2nd from the right...

 

[NightBirdNYC]

And then there is always the firm banana!
https://vlix.io/video/5058bcc696fcef3f4689/

 

[1789llx]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

Innovative. You’ll go far in life.

 

[1789llx]

My sister’s black suspenders belt

You naughty boy! I can see the appeal though.

 

[Dangerousliaisons]

Wearing it? Or doing something else with it?

Masturbating with it

 

[SCRob95060]

I’ve used various hand puppets

 

[LoveLiving]

Hairbrush but then I don't think that's strange haha

It seems to be fairly common.
I’m sure there are much better items listed on this thread. Time to go shopping.

 

[Trimjob69]

My ex wife

 

[LusciousLili]

okay here goes. A friend of mine went on a trip to Washington DC. She brought me back a gift, a big lollipop shaped like the Washington monument. I had it on my desk for a couple of weeks. I didn't really want to eat it, lol. way too sugary.

One day bored, I unwrapped it and, well, had some fun with it. threw it away after that. She asked me once how I liked it and I just said "very much!"

 

[linkierox]

okay here goes. A friend of mine went on a trip to Washington DC. She brought me back a gift, a big lollipop shaped like the Washington monument. I had it on my desk for a couple of weeks. I didn't really want to eat it, lol. way too sugary.

One day bored, I unwrapped it and, well, had some fun with it. threw it away after that. She asked me once how I liked it and I just said "very much!"

Just be careful - the lollipop might give you a very serious yeast infection

 

[MellowingGrey]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

That's what they call a good screw.

 

[LusciousLili]

Just be careful - the lollipop might give you a very serious yeast infection

haha true. luckily that didn't happen. I'm not as careless as I was then!

 

[tabber]

speaking of insertions...what kind of things did you let that guy put inside of you?

 

[MellowingGrey]

haha true. luckily that didn't happen. I'm not as careless as I was then!

I wouldn't worry too much about yeast.......I use it frequently in my wine making.......all you needed to add was water and sugar and your boyfriend could get blind drunk whilst giving you cunnilingus.

 

[load69]

Cucumber was probably the strangest for me but I have been pretty creative

https://ibb.co/JK4R18J
https://ibb.co/TMmfX7s

 

[Peppadance]

okay here goes. A friend of mine went on a trip to Washington DC. She brought me back a gift, a big lollipop shaped like the Washington monument. I had it on my desk for a couple of weeks. I didn't really want to eat it, lol. way too sugary.

One day bored, I unwrapped it and, well, had some fun with it. threw it away after that. She asked me once how I liked it and I just said "very much!"

Sounds yummy… I would have licked it… and you afterward.

 

[Fuckinghorny70]

You and I would get along famously then!
https://vlix.io/video/1ed0583367a12a79a9ef/

Love cucumbers. Yummmmy.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Perhaps not as weird it uncommon as one might think ..

I do like the bedpost videos…….

 

[christinetied]

Bed post, beer bottle, screwdriver, cucumber, banana, hairbrush....

 

[hidden_star]

Have done the banana and cucumber, but i love using a large strawberry: I have to be more precise and it's a more delicious taste afterwards.