❓Have you Ever❓ Round 12!❓

[BongoGal]

HYE been interrupted by the police while having sex in public?

Nope. Ain’t never gonna happen, neither.

Have you ever had sex on a dining room table?

 

[JMac20]

No. HYE had sex on a picnic table?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE had sex on a picnic table?

Nope. Picnic tables tend to be gross.

Have you ever had sex with someone only after the both of you swore to never tell anyone about it?

 

[Veronica_Flora]

Yes. That’s how I lost my virginity.

HYE had sex with someone ten or more years older?

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

No, but a micro burst I have.

HYE been taken to the hospital in an ambulance??

Yes, to Both, I have also been caught in a micro burst while on a motorcycle, and barely managed to ride through it.

Yes, after an idiot with a horse trailer hit me from behind.

HYE been on the scene of a fatal accident?

Yes, it is how I became a Widower

No but "dated" sisters over a college summer; one a grad student of 30, the other a freshman like me.

It's almost summer, HYE had sex in a public pool?

Yes, often in both the pool and hot tub on my Apartment Complex

Not a public pool but in a hot tub on the pool deck of a health club we belonged to, within view of the lobby entrance.

HYE been interrupted by the police while having sex in public?

Yes, see above (It was the 80's, warnings were more common than actual arrests, but, still, no one had any real proof we were actually having sex)

Nope. Ain’t never gonna happen, neither.

Have you ever had sex on a dining room table?

Yes

Have you ever unexpectedly ended up hooking up from someone from your past, a long ways away from where the two of you (or more) had first met?

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Yes. That’s how I lost my virginity.

HYE had sex with someone ten or more years older?

I had an Ex Wife that was 14 years older than I was, but, I should point out, appearance wise, even at 40, she still looked like she was in her mid 20's, but, most of all, it is because she tended to act like she was still in her 20's also.

((have you ever, see above: Have you ever unexpectedly ended up hooking up from someone from your past, a long ways away from where the two of you (or more) had first met? ))

 

[Veronica_Flora]

I hooked up with my Aunt’s ex-boyfriend about 4 years after I met him. I was married and 22 when I hooked up with him. 18 and naive when I met him. We were also in way different places in life.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time that was way better than you though expected?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE had sex with someone ten or more years older?

Yes. When I was 25, I hooked up with a guy in his early-40s. To him, I was a grad student who surprised and flattered the hell out of him by throwing herself at him. To me, though, he was Mr. [Redacted], one of my teachers back when I was in 4th grade. He had no idea who I was.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time that was way better than you thought expected?

Yes. He was a guy who I assumed was very inexperienced, but he was REALLY good at giving head. I had to ask him if he was a natural talent or what. It turned out that he had a girlfriend for three years who would only let him go down on her (and she gave him only handjobs). He got lots of practice, apparently.

Have you ever secretly observed someone masturbating?

 

[Bdm20]

Yes. When I was 25, I hooked up with a guy in his early-40s. To him, I was a grad student who surprised and flattered the hell out of him by throwing herself at him. To me, though, he was Mr. [Redacted], one of my teachers back when I was in 4th grade. He had no idea who I was.


Yes. He was a guy who I assumed was very inexperienced, but he was REALLY good at giving head. I had to ask him if he was a natural talent or what. It turned out that he had a girlfriend for three years who would only let him go down on her (and she gave him only handjobs). He got lots of practice, apparently.

Have you ever secretly observed someone masturbating?

I have not.

HYE had sex on a pool table?

 

[Veronica_Flora]

I have not.

HYE had sex on a pool table?

Not on it. Bent over it.

HYE done it in the grass?

 

[masterslave00]

Not on it. Bent over it.

HYE done it in the grass?

YES, many times.

HYE done it on pile of hay in the barn?

 

[sangerin]

No I definitely haven't.

HYE done it in a changing room in a store?

 

[masterslave00]

No I definitely haven't.

HYE done it in a changing room in a store?

Not full sex, but blow job yes.

HYE done it on the train?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE done it on the train?

I’ve never been on a long enough train ride.

Have you ever had to hide from someone while you were naked?

 

[mortis]

I’ve never been on a long enough train ride.

Have you ever had to hide from someone while you were naked?

Nope the Jehovah’s got to see the full Monty.

HYE been naked in public?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

No almost but no

HYE driven or been a naked passenger in a car in the freeway?

 

[Dashabout]

No almost but no

HYE driven or been a naked passenger in a car in the freeway?

Both, tho more as the passenger.

HYE been pulled over by a Trooper for being naked in a car?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Both, tho more as the passenger.

HYE been pulled over by a Trooper for being naked in a car?

No, not sure how I would even explain that one.
HYE been caught by the cops naked?

 

[Dashabout]

No, not sure how I would even explain that one.
HYE been caught by the cops naked?

A few times when truckers get chatty on the radio, No tickets but a few written warnings with lectures concerning distracted/distracting driving.

HYE ridden a long distance naked?

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

No, not sure how I would even explain that one.
HYE been caught by the cops naked?

No, not sure how I would even explain that one.
HYE been caught by the cops naked?

I need to answer both of these at the same time, since they were both the same instance. I had a Deep Cycle Marine battery explode when picking it up as a core. I didn't have any spare cloths with me at the time, just my now acid covered work uniform.

HYE used a pager because Cell phones were too expensive?

 

[Chuckyou]

Closest I got was 2 women in the same 12hour period

HYE had a friend get the person you were after?

Yes in Middle School it sucked lol.

Hye been caught having sex with someone by their parents/roommates/significant other w/e lol?

 

[awired50]

Yes. Hers and my parents. Friends.

HYE been caught masturating?

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Yes. Hers and my parents. Friends.

HYE been caught masturating?

Yes

HYE surfed naked?

 

[awired50]

no.

HYE swam naked?

 

[mortis]

no.

HYE swam naked?

Pool yes ocean yes

HYE gotten flashed?